Saturday, June 21, 2008

Beyond the seal: the trappings of Obama's faux presidency

You've probably seen Barack Obama's bogus presidential seal.

However, Junior Cub Reporter Biff Spackle went undercover to find other trappings of Obama's campaign, which are designed to lend gravitas to the candidate whose resume fits on a coaster.

Top: Marine One, the president's helicopter. Bottom: Kucinich One, Obama's attack helicopter.

Top: The president's specially made Cadillac DTS limousine. Bottom: Hillary One, Obama's plush ride. It last belonged to the former first lady, who auctioned the vehicle to raise cash.

Top: Air Force One, the president's famous airplane. Bottom: Moonbat One, Obama's luxurious aircraft, reportedly on loan from George Soros and Babs Streisand. Word has it that built-in hookahs are installed in every seat.

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