Hi, John McCain. This is Alex.
He's my first.
And I pray every day he's smarter than I am.
Because when you said you would stay in Iraq for a hundred years...
I was afraid you meant Alex.
But then I remembered we don't have a draft.
*Sigh* - Like I said, I hope my son is smarter than I am.
'Cuz, maybe then, he won't be making union wages working as a mouthpiece for MorOn.org like his Mama.
Update: Don Surber suggests Alex's side of the dialogue:
"Hi John McCain."
"This is Alex."
"I realize you cannot pick your family."
"What a dingbat I have for a mother."
"She's a loon."
"Calls the dog her 'animal companion.'"
"Doesn't bathe because soap is made from oil and she wants to reduce her carbon footprint."
"You can see why she's a single mom."
"Fortunately, Dad was a regular guy."
"An Alex P. Keaton type."
"Maybe that's how I got my name."
"Look, about this Iraq thing."
"Can I sign up now?"
"I know I'm little and all and way underage."
"But you gotta save me. She's a loon."
Won't you please help? If we can save even one child...
Update II: OMFG, Don Surber adds another classic song to the mix. I wonder if the peaceniks at MorOn.org have a contract out on Mr. Surber...?
Yup: Don Surber, Memeorandum and Wonkette are all cracking me up.
Idea ripped off from: Larwyn