Papa B sent this one.
"I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!"
Negotiators assess the situation from next door.
Head Negotiator dispatched.
In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $1.25 million giving him a fair trial, and then pay his food and lodging for life!
No wonder their products are cheaper than ours!
Before you ask: Snopes says it's true.
And no one said that Papa B was politically correct.