Papa B sent this one in.
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out, so...
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
And since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said...
You've got male!'
Papa B seems to have a lot of time on his hands these days.