Mistletoe, eggnog and a mass-murdering dictator: it's another historic milestone at the first White House non-denominational Festivus celebration. Big Government -- hat tip to Gateway Pundit -- captured snapshots of several, ehm, interesting ornaments on the White House Solstice Tree.
Biff Spackle disguised himself as a Wiccan to gain entry, Salahi-style, to the White House. He observed that the ornaments paid homage not only to Mao -- whom the New York Times reported had exterminated 30 million souls -- but also transvestites and other role models.
A modified Mount Rushmore also appears among the ornaments, which adds the current president's visage.
I'm disappointed that the ornaments' artists did not adopt my proposed model for a revamped Rushmore.
Chalk up another set of historic firsts for this administration.
I can't wait to see what comes next.