Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Breast Implants of Death: Surgically Installed Suicide Boobs, eh, Bombs

Officials in the UK are investigating the possibility of surgically implanted suicide bombs:

Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

Some time ago, I recall reading about a Hollywood movie concept where a man has a nuclear device implanted in his body.

Methinks we're not far away from realizing that sci-fi plot.


Anonymous said...

One can only imagine how quickly small breasts will become once again fashionable.

Anonymous said...

Don't understand all the trouble with breasts when it's easier to "impregnate" these daughters of Hagar with 5 pounders.

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