Dear Gov.-Elect Jerry Brown,
...as the generation who is currently feeling the brunt of the state's financial hardships, we are asking for your help because we do care and changes need to be made.
-- Education is our priority. Please invest in it.
...College enrollment has gone down inpart [sic] because students cannot afford tuition costs, putting more weight on our already-impacted local community colleges.
The UC and Cal State systems have continuously imposed tuition increases while still making class cute [sic], in reality, making students pay more for less... We as students are not only handling with the pressures of succeeding in our studies, but also dealing with the stress of getting, seemingly unattainable, classes [sic] and trying to afford tuition...
Could someone interpret those last few sentences for me?
In order to pay for the ever-rising tuition, we also need to find work.
We need you to create jobs and offer tax incentives to keep jobs in California.
In short: we, the students of Citrus College, demand that you raise taxes to help increase the quality of education while simultaneously lowering taxes to keep jobs in California so we can find jobs.
According to the Los Angeles Times, California is ranked as having the third highest unemployment rate...
Next cuts and tax increases must be made in appropriate areas to bring back balance to this state's finances.
I'm sooo confused, students! Tax incentives, mentioned in the prior paragraph, are the opposite of tax increases.
One thing is certain, California needs to keep a closer eye on who is receiving public services like welfare and WIC...
The government should be run just like any other business and reduce the wasteful spending that they so often spend on overtime and unrealistic government pensions.
There should also be an increase in taxes... Alcohol and cigarettes should be more heavily taxed as well as the uncommonly thought of, junk food... For example, reconsider the soda tax.
Say, I wonder if heavy taxation of "junk food", "soda" and sundry other taxes will hurt entry-level jobs like those in grocery and convenience stores, mom-and-pop retailers and the like?
This is your second time as California's governor and our votes have shown we trust in your experience.
Please, do not let us down.
Sincerely, the students of the Citrus College Clarion.
Jerry Brown's first two terms as governor led to many of the problems you're facing now, kids. In fact, during the campaign, he was forced to admit to a series of screwups and Statist social engineering policies that helped bankrupt the state.
What color is the sky on your planet, Citrus College students?
Sorry, children, but you're about to find out for yourselves just how screwed up the the modern Democrat Party is. There are no unicorns, there are no free lunches, and your new governor is just like the old Jerry Brown: dumber than ever and owned lock, stock and barrel by the public sector unions.
Welcome to the Tea Party.