Thursday, June 09, 2011

It's called... therapy

Papa B:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana."

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ' Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Obama Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

8. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

Dude - my last name's not Weiner!


2 comments:

commoncents said...

THANK YOU for posting this! I think your blog rocks!!

Steve
Common Cents
http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

GM Roper said...

Doug, this is marvelous. I'll have to link to it. Way to go!