Saturday, November 17, 2012

CLASSIFIED: SCREENSHOT OF OBAMA'S DESKTOP

The invaluable People's Cube with the world exclusive:

You may wonder why Dear Leader hasn't yet upgraded to Vista or Windows 8, but the fact is, all White House computers are running the outmoded 2008 Hope'N'Change Operating System, which is incompatible with any pre-existing software.


However, a team of unionized government programmers are selflessly toiling to improve its performance. The custom-made programs include AlibiMaker, FatwaGenerator, RigTheVote2012, and others...

Not to mention the fifth annual release of BushBlamer Pro.



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