Saturday, February 02, 2013

HAHAHAHAHA: White House actually commanded people not to photoshop the Obama gun picture with predictable results

How can people not Photoshop the hilarious image of President Obama "doing skeet-shooting"?

That's what @FlyFidelity asks, posting this classic from FreakingNews.

Oh, and can you believe it? The White House really did command you peons not to Photoshop the image. With predictable results.

Oh, here's a classic from SooperMexican:

Maybe they don't want people Photoshopping a Photoshop?

Update: Sad Hill News:

I assume Bill Ayers was with the president at Camp David.

And this.

Update II: Heh:

Update III: More mockery.

Update IV: The President hunts for supper:


  1. Ummmm, when a person shoots skeet, don't they usually aim the gun at a higher angle??

    Or did they nail the skeet to a fence post??

    Yeah, tell internet geeks NOT to do something and see what happens !!

  2. Anonymous6:20 PM

    The White House thinks we are as DUMB as THEY are!

    Consider this "Things we were taught / Things we LEARNED ... "

    WRIST WATCHES - "Left handers" wear them on the RIGHT wrist, RIGHT handers, on the LEFT wrist!

    SHOOTING RIFLES/SHOTGUNS - We AIM with right handers using RIGHT eye, lefties the OPPOSITE. -- Also, guns are BUILT with this 'premise' in mind!

    LOOK at the foto that was released. His WRISTWATCH denotes him as right handed, ( AND his public appearances - he uses his RIGHT hand for gestures ) yet according to the foto, HE SHOOTS LEFTIE !!

    That don't "add up" - and WHAT the HELL is that 'puff' of smoke, off the RIGHT FRONT of the DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN ??? - Every one I've seen, shot, handled, SOLD! - does NOT have a "vent" there! - so WTF !?!?!?!?See More

    1. Anonymous9:13 PM

      I write with my left hand, shoot handgun with my right hand, shoot long guns lefty and wear my watch on my left arm. So that whole theory is bogus.

      That said, the timing and very existence of this photo is just too convenient and even if it's an actual photo of him holding or even shooting a shotgun, I don't believe it occurred back on August of last year. Last week behind the White House, maybe.

    2. Anonymous10:52 AM

      I'm a righty and shoot left handed as I am left eye dominant.

  3. Anonymous6:51 PM

    It's a fancy ported skeet gun. From the way he's holding it it's clear to anyone who actually shoots clays that he has NEVER done it.

  4. Anonymous7:25 PM

    It's pitiful and typical of this administration. They don't know how to do anything properly. Posers all.

  5. Anonymous8:00 PM

    Do a Google Image search of "Obama signing documents". In all of them, his watch is on his left wrist and he writes with his left hand.

    By the way, I despise the man, but which wrist a person wears their watch doesn't mean a thing...usually it is on the opposite wrist, but I've seen people as backwards as Obama, writing with their "watch hand"...

  6. Anonymous9:15 PM

    I'm left handed, but wear my watch on my left wrist.

  7. Anonymous9:33 PM

    Are you all fools, or are you deliberately misinterpreting the statement from the Whitehouse.

    It was not a "commandment" that the average person was forbidden from photoshopping the picture. It was direction that any media publication that wished to print it had to use it "as is" and not manipulate it.

  8. Anonymous11:06 PM

    He signs all of the papers with his LEFT hand. Since you can't see what his target is it could be just air.

  9. I think a gun owner has infiltrated the white house and added that directive to ensure proper results; photoshopping.

  10. Anonymous7:26 AM

    Hey everybody! Look, I'm seeketing!

    This is gonna go over better than wheb Dukakis posed in the tank

    if they think this really works we should have released a picture of Bush performing an abortion before trying to ban them

  11. Anonymous8:28 AM

    If Barry fired more than one round with the shotgun braced on his shoulder joint as in the (official) photo, his arm would be in a sling for a couple of weeks - the joint it taking all the recoil.

  12. This is still the most vile Obama “photo-op” ever

    Note: In light of the “skeet-shooting Obama” image the White House created/released, I renamed this post. It was written before the election and previously posted under the title “My open letter to Americans who are still thinking of voting for Obama in November”. After reading it, I think you’ll understand my decision to rename it. Please share if you agree. [] Thank you in advance.

  13. What's not to believe?

  14. Anonymous11:27 AM

    the white house "ORDERS" us not to photoshop this pic.....this picture is paid for with tax dollars, so is the jack wagon in it, so are all the ass kissers who works for him, so are the vehicles which brought them to this photo op...etc....SEEMS TO ME THEY FORGET WHO WORKS FOR WHOM

  15. Incunabulum10:13 PM

    Anonymous said...
    "The White House thinks we are as DUMB as THEY are!

    Consider this "Things we were taught / Things we LEARNED ... "

    WRIST WATCHES - "Left handers" wear them on the RIGHT wrist, RIGHT handers, on the LEFT wrist!"

    Yeah, I'm left-handed and have always worn my watch on my left wrist.

    To be frank - its really difficult for even completely unfamiliar shooters to shoot on the wrong side - you naturally want to pick up and manipulate the gun with your strong hand.

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  17. Photo-shopping images today is like the political caricatures and cartoons of days gone by... it is a perfectly acceptable form of humor just like Impressionists (think Rich Little), parody (think Saturday Night Live), or magazine/newspaper illustrations, where it's OBVIOUSLY not real. "Ordering" people to not express themselves in humor like that? Good luck when the feds take that one to the courts and gets kicked out on First Amendment grounds.


  19. Anonymous8:35 PM

    Someone put things in true perspective ...

  20. The one with him in the firing squad is freaking hilarious.