Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Valentine's Day Guide to Dating Dictators

True romantics all:

Dating a dictator can be a scary and dangerous endeavor. But it also offers an opportunity to meet the authoritarian oppressor of your dreams, provided that the proper precautions are taken. Whether you are a young starry-eyed Utopian or have been around the eastern bloc for a while, everyone can benefit from these tips and guidelines for safe dictator-dating procedures...

Do not jeopardize your livelihood for a night out having fun. By observing the following tips, you can still have a great time and live.

• Define the degree of your compliance with his authority. Let him know if you find his dictatorial methods unacceptable; if this angers him, mark this as a red flag.

• Do not rely on the tyrant for transportation - you may wind up in a boxcar or in an armored vehicle, being interrogated by a dictator you don't really know that well...

Don't miss out on more valuable -- and free! -- dictator-dating tips here.

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