Thursday, March 07, 2013

CRACKDOWN: Mayor Bloomberg Unveils NYPD Food Felonies Unit (FFU) to Persuade Citizens to Make Better Food Choices

Spackle News Network - Citing poor compliance with his regulations on salt, soft drinks and styrofoam, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg today unveiled the NYPD's Food Felonies Unit. FFU officials -- who will wear distinctive, knee-length black leather coats and all-black uniforms -- will help guide citizens' food and paper product choices.


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1 comment:

Jefferson Ohio said...

ok...what we need is maybe around 10,000 patriots to volunteer to dress as french fries and go protest in front of NYC city hall. Bring salt Doug.