Thursday, August 28, 2014

THE FIVE MOST BEAUTIFUL DEMOCRAT SENATORS: People Magazine Couldn't Be Reached for Comment

To be fair, these exquisite specimens are featured on the National Journal's 15 Most Liberal Senators List. But I, for one, think they're gorgeous.

From left to right:

• Charles "Schmucky" Schumer of New York
• Chris "Smeagel" Murphy of Connecticut
• Barbara "Sweet Cheeks" Mikulski of Maryland
• Sherrod "Pockmarks" Brown of Ohio

What? The hell you say. That was only four?

My bad. Chalk it up to my public education in Chicago.

Hat tip: BadBlue News.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And they all eat Muzzie Charms for breakfast. The box logo says, "better born rich that lucky" and when you pour a bowl we find cereal in the shape of swords, knives, AK's, and amputated limbs. There are marshmallow heads aplenty and every 100th box has a little graham cracker man that looks like Eric Holder reading muslims their constitutional rights.
Milk comes in a teat marked US which is nestled inside the box, and behold, the box itself folds into a mosque from which we can hear the sweet sound, "death to the infidels".