Showing posts with label Franken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Franken. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

I Was Fired For Mentioning Democrat Hypocrisy on Sexual Assault

By Larry Elder

It was bizarre watching KABC talk radio in Los Angeles – my hypocritical ex-employer – hold a televised press conference. It turns out that one of the station’s news anchors, Leeann Tweeden, claims Sen. Al Franken groped her. In 2006, Tweeden said, before Franken became a senator, he and she participated in a USO tour to entertain the troops in the Middle East.

But, claims Tweeden: “(Franken) repeated that actors really need to rehearse everything and that we must practice the kiss. I said ‘OK’ so he would stop badgering me. We did the line leading up to the kiss and then he came at me, put his hand on the back of my head, mashed his lips against mine and aggressively stuck his tongue in my mouth.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

HELPFUL CHART: Here’s the 20-Year History of Congressional Payoffs for its Scandals

Sundance relays Reid Wilson's list of “Congressional Office of Compliance releases year-by-year breakdown of congressional harassment settlements and awards”:

Roy Moore's got nothing on these clowns.
 

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

14 Democrats Form the Congressional ISIS Caucus

By James Simpson

The United States allows 70,000 people from all over the world to obtain legal permanent residence through our Refugee Program--one of the most generous in the world. We also bring in another 40,000 or so through the Asylum program. Then there is the Special Immigrant Visa for people from Iraq and Afghanistan--about 10,000 in FY 2014--and a Cuban/Haitian Entrant program bringing in another 20,000 annually. That adds up to about 140,000.

Many of these "refugees" come from Islamic countries like Somalia, Iraq and Iran, bringing with them at least the potential for terrorism, in many cases a contempt for our country and the almost universal edict among Muslims to dominate. Islamic supremacist Mega Mosques are being erected all over the country, vigorously supported by the Obama Justice Department, which runs interference for them over the objections of local citizenry.

It's about to get worse. The Syrian civil war--enabled at least partially by Obama's insane foreign policy--has created a refugee crisis, with approximately 2.9 million Syrians now living in refugee camps in surrounding countries. The U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees wants the U.S. to accept 130,000 Syrians by the end of 2016. We have only taken 700 so far, but given the FBI's warning that it cannot guarantee ISIS or other terrorists are not among the refugees, even that is too many.

Not to be dissuaded from such silly national security concerns, a group of 14 U.S. senators, led by the indefatigable Illinois Senator Dick Durbin, have written a letter to Obama urging him to allow 65,000 Syrians in as refugees. This would require a dramatic expansion of the refugee program, and virtually guarantee that a sizable number of ISIS fighters would slip in among them. Frank Gaffney's Center for Security Policy has given them the moniker "Jihad Caucus" because practically speaking, Jihad is what this request will bring.

The 14 senators demanding this massive influx of Syrians are:

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Minnesota's Democrat Secretary of State Mark Ritchie Encouraging Vote Fraud; Refuses to Investigate Mounting Evidence of Lawbreaking

The phenomenon known as "Senator Al Franken" may be more explainable than we had originally thought. Writing at the Washington Examiner, Jeff Davis describes the results of research into Minnesota's 2008 election. It would appear that there is overwhelming evidence of vote fraud in volumes previously thought unimaginable.

Double registration: thousands of voters are double-registered and at least a hundred or more are thought to have voted twice in 2008.

Invalid registrations: at least 30,000 registrations were invalid based upon the required address verification process. It is unknown how many of those illegitimate registrations turned into votes. Also unknown is the percentage of those registrations that turned into Democrat votes (care to hazard a guess?).

Invalid voter addresses: Nearly 100,000 voter addresses were listed by the USPS as "vacant" or "undeliverable"; the investigation revealed empty lots and non-existent addresses in a spot-check.

Dead voters: thousands of deceased voters are still on the active voter rolls -- a spot-check showed some had voted after dying. Quite a feat, eh?

Felons voting: the investigation showed 1,400 felon voters in two counties alone.

Missing ballots: research shows that 40,000 ballots from the 2008 election are "unaccounted for" as of September 2009.

More votes than voters: a check of Ramsey County found that multiple precincts had more ballots cast than registered voters.

Illegal aliens voting: despite multiple warnings, Minnesota's A.G. had not taken steps in 2008 to ensure that illegal aliens could not cast ballots. After the election, it was discovered that some, in fact, had.

Bogus voters: thousands of 2008 voters were listed as over 108 years of age or under 18.

Illegal destruction of records: at least two counties have destroyed voter verification records though they are legally required to retain them.

Despite this overwhelming evidence, Minnesota officials -- starting with the Secretary of State Mark Ritchie (D) -- claim there is no voter fraud in Minnesota and thus no need for an investigation.

If you want to register your displeasure, Secretary of State Mark Ritchie's contact number is 651-215-1440.

Minnesota's Democrat Attorney General Lori Swanson could also be encouraged to take action. Her number is 651-296-3353.

Be polite but firm: you can tell them that if they do not feel like maintaining the integrity of the ballot box, they are contributing to the destruction of America. Without a legitimate vote, they are helping turn the United States into a third-world country.

But, if that's their aim, tell them they're doing a damn fine job.


Monday, July 12, 2010

Study Confirms: Felons, Illegal Aliens (aka Undocumented Democrats) and Zombies elected Al Franken to U.S. Senate

The predictions of antiquity's soothsayers have frequently turned out to be eerily accurate. Among their forecasts, the ancients predicted that on one cold and rainy day, the dead would walk the Earth.

Turns out they did -- and voted Democrat. In fact, it seems to happen once a year. In November. Especially wherever there are "get out the vote" efforts by ACORN and other "non-profit" criminal Democrat front groups. So reports Fox News in an article entitled "Felons Voting Illegally May Have Put Franken Over the Top in Minnesota, Study Finds".

The six-month election recount that turned former "Saturday Night Live" comedian Al Franken into a U.S. senator may have been decided by convicted felons who voted illegally in Minnesota's Twin Cities...

[The study] found that at least 341 convicted felons in largely Democratic Minneapolis-St. Paul voted illegally in the 2008 Senate race between Franken, a Democrat, and his Republican opponent, then-incumbent Sen. Norm Coleman.

The final recount vote in the race, determined six months after Election Day, showed Franken beat Coleman by 312 votes -- fewer votes than the number of felons whose illegal ballots were counted... furthermore, the report charges that efforts to get state and federal authorities to act on its findings have been "stonewalled."

Stonewalling? By our beloved Attorney General Eric Holder and his U.S. Department of Social Justice?

I find that difficult to believe.


Related: "[In the recounts,] virtually all of Franken’s new votes came from just three out of 4130 precincts, and almost half the gain (246 votes) occurred in one precinct ."

Hat tips: Ann Althouse and Pundette.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Have Sympathy for the Vestigal Brain Stem of Al Franken

It's common knowledge that liberals and Democrats are intellectually inferior to conservatives (studies prove it). Scientifically speaking, this means the more liberal you are, the less capable you are of rational thought and basic analytical skills.

"Senator" Al Franken (D-ACORN) is the poster-boy for this well-known medical condition. Even without an MRI scan (we don't have the requisite 11 months that DemCare requires you to wait), we can safely say that Franken does not possess a fully developed human brain. It is likely that his cranium consists of little more than a vestigal brain-stem and some sawdust filler. Just enough neurons to keep the basics operating. Like breathing and crapping.

We know this because Franken's ideas are bottom of the barrel. Weapons-grade stupid. Exhibit "A": Stuart Smalley's plan for regulating the rating agencies.

The rating agencies are paid by the Wall Street banks, the very same people who are asking them to rate securities. One of the main causes of the financial crisis was too many investors around the world were relying on poor-quality research from the ratings agencies...

...Senator Al Franken, a Democrat representing Minnesota, has proposed a new board of “wisemen” to oversee the ratings agencies and select which agency a Wall Street firm can use.

Gee, that sounds incorruptible. Kinda like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac: you know, the "wisemen" that governed the housing market.

Yes, this is just what we need: another set of masterminds that will perform central planning with far more efficiency than the free market.

It's an amazing world we live in. The fact that Franken remembers to breathe is really quite wondrous.


Monday, March 29, 2010

"Senator" Al Franken (D-Acorn) flings spittle at Jason Mattera, legacy media curiously unresponsive

When questioned by Jason Mattera about certain features of DemCare, Al Franken lived up to his nickname. The Spiteful Troll responded to a simple question with the delightful, enlightening missive, "You have to shut up -- right now!"

Biff Spackle, using his patented SpackleMatic™ Image Enhancement Suite, analyzed Mattera's video and produced these shocking stills of Franken hocking a lugie at the author.



Although legacy media published roughly 24,000 stories alleging that Tea Party activists had spat upon Democrat representatives -- without evidence of any kind -- Spackle's calls to the Associated Press, CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times and Andy Rooney were not returned.


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

InTrade servers appear to be down, but last trades before 8PM ET show Brown leaping 10 points to 90

The InTrade site appears to be down, probably crushed under a heavy load. Just before it went under (about 8PM ET), I captured the following graphs.

Over the last 20 minutes before the polls closed, a glut of rapid-fire trades pushed Brown up 10 points to a new high of 90.

One could surmise that Brown will win by a significant margin, because if it's close any rational person would assume that the Democrats would simply steal the election.

That's why the most bizarre two words in the English language are "Senator Franken".


Monday, January 05, 2009

It's Magic! Al Franken creates 359 votes out of thin air


Over the course of the last decade the Democratic Party has assembled an impressive history of vote fraud.


ACORN, ostensibly a non-partisan voter registration group, is alleged to have created hundreds of thousands of bogus registrations. And all of the frauds discovered thus far, in more than a dozen states, benefit Democratic candidates. ACORN has even been caught paying for votes with crack cocaine.


Barack Obama's presidential campaign intentionally disabled all elements of credit-card security for its fundraising efforts and thereby appears to have accepted tens of millions in illegal and/or foreign contributions.

And in an eerie precursor to the Franken case, Republican Dino Rossi lost the governorship in Washington state after winning the vote and the initial recount in 2004. In a final recount, Rossi lost by 133 votes and subsequent investigations found rampant fraud involving (who else?) ACORN, 1,392 votes cast illegally by felons, 252 improperly counted provisional ballots, and at least 19 dead voters.

But just when you think the Democrats have actually hit bottom, they break out the pick-axes and start digging deeper. Such is the case with the 2008 election for a Minnesota senate seat that pitted the incumbent, Norm Coleman, against former comedian and talk-show host Al Franken.

Thanks to dozens of bizarre "coincidences" in Minnesota -- and a Democratic Secretary of State -- Franken may yet steal the Senate seat despite losing the election by 215 votes.

After a recount fraught with challenged ballots, county officials attempting to discern voter "intent" and mysteriously appearing and disappearing ballots, Franken leads by 225 votes. And now that he leads, Franken is demanding the recount process stop altogether! Some of the problems that have benefited Franken include:

25 precincts now have more ballots than voters and a State Supreme Court Justice has acknowledged ballots were "very likely" counted twice. This double-counting appears to have added 100 votes to Franken's total.

When recounts benefited Coleman, the Franken campaign demanded the election night totals count instead. For example, one precinct vote swap gave Franken an extra 46 votes.

But when another county's recount ended with 177 more ballots than recorded votes, Franken's campaign demanded the recount total be used. A single precinct vote swap like this one gave Franken another 37 votes.

Franken-leaning counties submitted 1,350 absentee ballots after the election claiming they had been erroneously rejected. But Coleman-leaning counties, presumably attempting to play by the rules, did not submit any significant number of "incorrectly rejected" absentee ballots. This imbalance gave Franken another 176 votes.

Hugh Hewitt once wrote a book called If it's not close, they can't cheat (subtitled "Crushing the Democrats in Every Election and Why Your Life Depends on It").

Looks like the Democrats have proven Mr. Hewitt right once again.

Linked by: Hill Street Blahg. Thanks!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Franken Challenges Obviously Flawed Ballot


In the recount for the open Minnesota Senate seat, Al Franken is challenging this ballot:

That’s my vote. I tried to write in Karl Rove.

If I had written SCHMUCK across the ballot, then it would have been an obvious vote for Franken.

Talk amongst yourselves. Topic: During the third century AD, three crises challenged the Byzantine Empire. Discuss.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Surveillance video: Al Franken "finds" another 1,000 votes


Is it just me, or does Al Franken appear to be stealing a Minnesota Senate seat from Norm Coleman? Eh, it's not just me.

Powerline's three-part series (Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3) is a must-read.

Richard Baehr adds:

Al Franken and a highly partisan Secertary of State are collaborating to steal the Senate race in Minnesota. Though an official recount has not yet begun, in the days since the election, new Franken votes have appeared in a few counties, and Norm Coleman votes have disappeared. Much like landslide Lyndon Johnson's victory in the 1948 Senate race in Texas, some of the incremental vote tallies provided by Democratic leaning counties are 100% for Franken. Remarkable. Maybe as with Johnson, the voters signed in to vote in alphabetical order. Minnesota is not like Washington State, where the Governor's race was stolen in 2004, or Illinois, stolen by Mayor Daley for JFK in 1960. Maybe the good citizens will be upset by what is going on. And maybe not. In the meantime, you can help Norm Coleman attempt to insure an honest recount by contributing through the site linked below. It would be hard to imagine a greater mismatch in experience, judgment and character than Coleman versus Franken. Franken is a bad guy, and I know no better way to put it.

Contribute by clicking here.

Monday, September 29, 2008

I like what Al Franken's done with his website!



The man's a consummate comedian!

Of course, some in his own party are calling Franken "toxic". But that won't stop the high-larious high-jinx from a comic genius the likes of which we haven't seen since Jack Benny!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Franken blasts his accountant


Scott at Powerline tackles ex-comedian Al Franken's run for the Senate:

...Over the past few weeks, with his failure to pay workers' compensation insurance in New York and his failure to pay corporate tax returns in California... [t]oday's Star Tribune reports that a new round of financial questions dogs Franken. Franken's campaign said Thursday that his accountant is trying to sort out whether he owes taxes in California.

"Al feels that because his name is at the top of the organization, he takes ultimate responsibility for everything that goes on," Barr said. "But if there's a mistake that's been made, he's pretty insistent that the accountant fix it. He's been pretty vocal with [the accountant] on this point."

Rumor has it that this photo depicts Franken calmly discussing the situation with his accountant.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Authorities to frog-march Franken?


Protein Wisdom notes that Al Franken's tax problems keep --er-- compounding.

Democratic Senate candidate Al Franken’s personal corporation didn’t file corporate income tax returns in California from 2003 to 2007.  He now owes more than $4,000 in back taxes, penalties and fees.  Franken campaign spokeswoman Jess McIntosh said if Franken’s business owes the money it will pay up, which is nice, given that it is illegal to not file or pay corporate taxes. 


Franken looks like he's been working out.
The AP adds:

AFI was in the headlines in recent weeks after it emerged that New York state had fined Franken $25,000 for failure to pay workers’ compensation insurance while employing people from 2002 to 2005. Franken paid the penalty and an $833 fine for failing to pay disability insurance.

Franken's a joke, but federal authorities aren't laughing.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Scooter Libby is Proof that Bush is Out of Control!

 
Late today, President Bush commuted Scooter Libby's sentence of 30 months for perjury. While it is true that no one was ever charged with violating the Intelligence Identities Protection Act or the Espionage Act -- the subjects of the investigation -- this is further proof that the Bush administration is completely out of control. Consider the following impeachment-worthy conspiracies foisted upon us by Chimpy and "Dick":

The Iraq War occurred for one reason: to steal oil from the Iraqi people and enrich Exxon-Mobil.

The Diebold Voting Machine customer service center takes direct orders from the Rethuglican National Committee.

The NSA's international wiretapping program was used to perform surveillance on leftist blogger Markos "Screw 'em" Zunigag; this diabolical plot resulted in losses by almost every candidate he backed.

The Bush administration's incessant lies have spread needless fear to drum up neocon support. So-called "terror" attacks in Manhattan, Washington, Bali, Beslan, Madrid, London, Iraq, Uzbekistan, Israel, Mumbai, Kashmir, Thailand, Darfur, Somalia, Australia, Indonesia, and the Philippines are not connected in any way. And Bush is lying when he says so.

The Iraq War occurred for one reason: to enrich Dick Cheney, who benefits directly from his immense holdings in Halliburton.

Diebold and AC Nielsen have conspired to falsely depress Keith Olbermann's ratings, preventing him from reaching even a third of the audience of Fox News' Bill O'Reilly.

Dick Cheney's top secret mind-control device was used to convince Al Franken that he could win a Senate seat.

The Iraq War occurred for one reason: to invigorate the economy, the neo-cons, and America's military-industrial complex.

A top secret organization controlled by Dick Cheney leveled World Trade Center 7 through a carefully orchestrated series of explosions.

Diebold and AC Nielsen have conspired to artificially depress Air America's ratings, resulting in an undeserved bankruptcy filing by the ill-fated radio venture.

Bush lies when he says that the recent terror attacks in London are linked to extremists, they are Salman Rushdie's fault.


Karl Rove. Need we say more?

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Do I hear heads exploding in the distance?

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Al Franken announces a run for the Senate: a Transcript



Hi, I’m Al Franken. I'm running for the United States Senate here in Minnesota. I'd like to talk to you about why I'm running.


I'm not a typical politician. I’ve spent my career as a successful actor and comedian, starring in TV and movie classics like LateLine, The Definite Maybe, Stuart Saves His Family, and -- of course -- Trading Places (as the baggage handler).


Minnesotans have a right to be skeptical about whether my acting success will translate to Washington. Two words: Ronald Reagan. But, remember, Reagan had a wildly successful movie career with loads of hot actresses chasing him and his politics later veered to the hard right. It's safe to say that in both cases, I'm the complete opposite of Ronnie.


I want you to know: nothing means more to me than making government work better for the working families of Hollywood. Think of a down-on-his-luck high school jock like Tom Cruise in All the Right Moves or a down-trodden Jet Li in Unleashed. Guys who work their tail off earning twenty or thirty million a year. Today, however, I want to take a few moments to explain to you why I take these issues personally.


My family moved to Minnesota from New Jersey when I was four. My dad had a vision of beating Baskin-Robbins in the ice-cream business and what better place to begin than Minnesota? Ice was free and he had plenty of recipes in order to beat Baskin-Robbins with thirty-four flavors, which would give him a competitive advantage.


After about three months, the factory failed and we moved to the Twin Cities. Years later, I asked my dad why the business failed. "Two reasons: it's so damn cold in Minnesota that no one wants to eat ice cream."


Then I asked him what the second reason was. He simply cursed and handed me an old notebook. It was his original set of recipes, covered in dust, and nearly unreadable. I flipped through the ancient, leather-bound collector's item and found a set of unique ice creams based upon Minnesota's favorite foods. There was a recipe for salmon ice-cream, walleye ice-cream, trout ice-cream, catfish ice-cream, and even some non-seafood-based treats. Jalapeno ice-cream, for instance. I carefully closed the book and then sneezed. A tear ran down my cheek, but it could have been some leftover particles from the onion ice-cream recipe.


That was my dad – a great Minnesotan and a lousy businessman. He got a job as a private lake-cleaner, and my mom worked in the fields straightening cheese. The four of us – I have an older brother, Owen – lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park. That was my childhood, a far cry from my later success in radio, television, and movies that I -- even today -- refuse to share with my ungrateful, unsupportive family. I earned it - they didn't.


My wife, Franni, and I met in college. My widowed Mother-in-law got herself a $300 GI loan to fix her roof, and used the money instead to go to the University of Maine. I later reported this incident to the authorities and collected a substantial reward. Later on, after serving several years of probation, my mother-in-law and every single one of her kids became a productive member of society.


But now, thanks to progressives like me, we're incenting more people not to work at all. They can become productive members of society by suckling off government, which becomes ever bigger under Democratic leadership. Face it, folks, most people can't get by on their own! Government needs to pay them. Even me! Heaven knows, the radio business ain't what it used to be!


Last year I traveled all over the state of Minnesota on behalf of many Democrats: from Wasacka and Crabassa up to Turgid Falls and Coitus Lakes, over to Jimanju and the Free Range, from Spittoon down to Chlamydia, I was in Formaldehyde and all over the metro, up in St. Slick's a few times, eating a lot of beans and buns, talking and farting along the way. But most importantly, I talked to Minnesotans, passed gas, and listened.


They told me that they’re sick of politics as usual—and they're sick of the usual politicians. And, oh, whether I could move a few stools further away.


And I’ll tell you what else they told me. It’s different now than it was for me and Franni. When Franni’s sisters were using them to go to college, Pell Grants paid for 90% of a college education. Today, they pay for 40%. And President Bush, with the help of his Republican cronies in Congress, have even tried to save Social Security. I say, enough of trying to live within our means! Let's go whole hog, like in the FDR days, and spend your -er- government money even faster!


It's different for middle-class families, too. Forget low unemployment rates, the soaring stock market, more home-owners than ever... forget all that s**t! It don't matter! We need Democrats in charge so we can return to the days of the Internet boom, the invention of the world-wide web, Y2K, and no damn terrorism on our shores... I call those 'the golden years.'


We can return to the days when college was free, and doctors paid house-calls, and prices never rose. Just like the Soviet Union in the thirties - now, that was a great society!


Your government should have your back. Pay the bills. Take care of your pets. Paint the shed. Beat up that surly dude who collects your monthly payment at the garage downtown.


Our state has sent strong, progressive leaders to Washington—from Paul Wellstone to Walter Mondale. That's the kind of strong, bold leader I think we need more of in this, the nuclear age of terrorism, and that's the kind of Senator I'll be.


The kind of leader who won't hesitate to pass a resolution or issue a strongly worded memo when some whacked-out dictator attacks us with nukes.


Retired anti-terrorism expert and ex-President Bill Clinton used to say that there’s nothing wrong with America that can’t be fixed with a suitcase filled with cash from John Huang. Well, John Huang isn't around any more, but there are plenty of others who can fund Democratic ventures. Ventures like discovering life-saving cures for syphilis, ending global warming by banning cars, inventing new energy sources from renewable sources like M&M's, and repairing our relations with valued allies like Iran and North Korea.


My political hero is Paul Wellstone. He used to say, “The future belongs to those who cheat the most... like Richard Daley.” I may be a comedian by trade, but I know a good line when I hear one. I'm willing to work hard, cheat when necessary, and construct a diabolical political machine that can wrest Washington from the Republicans, once and for all.


Thanks for listening, and I’ll see you on the trail.


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