Showing posts with label Hillary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hillary. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Wait for it...

 
Question: what's a half-mile long but only has eight teeth?

Answer: the line to see the dentist under HillaryCare™.

Exclusive: Experimental infantry weapon

 
What will our weapons designers think of next?

This new, experimental design uses a high-powered, "coherent sonic attack system." It plays Hillary Clinton's speeches on an infinite loop, resulting in the immediate surrender or suicide of any forces in its path.

Monday, September 17, 2007

HillaryCare version 2.0 (beta) update from Macsmind

 
Macranger offers an update on HillaryCare version 2.0 (beta) but happens to use a photo that is somewhat disturbing, at best. Put simply, it will be forever burned into your brain. Be warned!

Before you try to click-through to the website, please read the following terms and conditions and then click the Agree button.

I am at least 21 years of age. I recognize the risks and dangers inherent in viewing certain persons in various stages of undress. I hereby release Doug Ross @ Journal, its officers and employees, from any liability related to any injury which may be suffered while viewing the aforementioned website. This includes seizures, blunt force trauma, bleeding from the eyes, or rectal cramping. I am in good health and do not suffer from a heart condition or any other ailment which could cause injury or death.

Despite these and other risks, I wish to click on the link and hereby assume the risks of doing so. I hereby hold harmless Doug Ross @ Journal and indemnify them against any and all claims, actions, suits, medical procedures, expenses, damages, liabilities, loss of bowel control, or temporary vision problems connected with or resulting from my viewing the aforementioned website.

Can you tell I'm sick of the OJ coverage?

 
Scene: a hotel room in Washington.

Don't let nobody out this room. Mother******s! Think you can steal that s***?

No. I didn't think that.

Don't let nobody out of here. Mother******, you really think you can steal that s***?

Uh. I said no. By the way, don't shoot.

You tapin' this? Uh... uh.... I don't have any gun. But get your back to the wall!

Stop waving the gun around. Bill took the money.

I know f***ing Bill took it. I always thought you were a straight shooter.

I'm cool. I am. Alright, I give. Check Bill's bag. The $850K is in there.

Thanks, OJ, you're a real pal.

Shut the hell up, Hsu, and give me that damn money!

What? You're ripping me off, too? Dammit, I knew I couldn't trust anyone in DC!

Hahahahahaha! Hsu, you are so 1992! Did someone sell you the rights to the Lincoln Memorial when you were walking over here?

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Read the disclaimers before voting for Hillary

 

Important Safety Information

Hillary is a Democratic candidate that combines two primary features, Socialism® (Marxism) and Liberalism® (progressivistic moonbattery). Hillary is used to treat Bush Derangement Syndrome, a disease that causes high blood pressure, dementia, anxiety, and intellectual constipation.

Hillary is not for everyone. It is not for those with common sense, entrepeneurs, legal immigrants, families, or those who fear a healthcare system that works as well as the DMV. If you vote for Hillary, tell your doctor if if you feel muscle pain, weakness, or a sudden onset of guilt. This could be a sign that you realize what you've done: i.e., doomed the American people to four years of Jimmy Carter with a deeper voice. The most common side effects are bleeding from the ears, four-month waits for MRI's, and a lighter wallet. These side effects tend to go away after you stop caring or if you die while awaiting medical treatment.

The information contained herein is provided for educational purposes only and is not intended to replace discussions with someone who actually remembers what four years of a Democratic president means. All decisions regarding voting should be made with a trusted vote broker, such as ACORN, ANSWER or MorOn.Org.

This product information is intended only for legal and illegal residents of the United States, convicted felons, and deceased parties who are still registered voters.

The brilliant leadership of the New York Times

 
Gateway Pundit points us to some fascinating statistics related to the pathetic stewardship of the New York Times. Ad revenue declined 3.2% in the month of August alone. So what does management do?

They offer MorOn.org a discount on their treasonous anti-Petraeus ad. They then argue that this is the standard fare although their rate card says otherwise and many advertisers were reportedly not offered the discount.

Then, GOP candidate Rudy Giuliani demands the same price for his ad. The Times throws up their hands and -- with steam issuing from Pinch Sulzberger's ears -- give him the discounted rate, too.

Is this sort of thing the best financial strategy for a company whose stock just hit a 52-week low?

Even worse for the Times? Their online readership numbers are dropping faster than Michael Moore's mattress. The accompanying chart illustrates the traffic rankings of the Times (in blue) versus Internet startup Digg.com, founded in mid-2004 (dark red). Digg is eating the Times' lunch.

Good thing the Internet isn't a strategic channel for the Times.

Update: Don Surber observes "The quoted (or list) price of a full-page B&W ad for NYT just fell from $181,000 to $64,375 because you cannot discount political ads (FEC) [Federal Election Commission]. Look for ad revenues to rise -- Laffer curve and all that..."

Update II: Gaius at Blue Crab Boulevard: "Will the last investor leaving the Times please remember to flush?"

Credits: Stock chart courtesy of Yahoo Finance. Traffic rank graph courtesy of Alexa

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Sandy Berger to host 9/11 Special Investigation

 
Michelle Malkin and Age of Hooper feature an eclectic photo gallery from the Washington DC anti-war protest, which was met by a counter-protest. Led by Gathering of Eagles, many vets and citizens formed a protective ring around the Vietnam War Memorial, which had been defaced a few days earlier by anti-war crowds.

Among the Democratic Party's anti-war base: Communists, puppets, moonbats, Sesame Street characters, anti-Semites, and -- the Leftists' new best friends -- 9/11 troofers. The troofers represent the 42% of Democrats who think the U.S. Government instigated 9/11 or had advance knowledge of it and allowed the attacks to occur. I'm serious.

This demographic appears to be such a large chunk of the Democratic base that a new cable TV station is up and running. It was funded by Al Gore, I think, with proceeds from his carbon offset business.

Anyhow, former Clinton National Security Adviser (and current Hillary Clinton security adviser) Sandy Berger is hosting a new exposé on 9/11.

Those whistling sounds you hear are FDR, JFK, and Truman spinning in their graves.

The strange case of Hillary's Sheik

 
The New York Sun reports that a senior Dubai government official with ties to the Clintons is facing a class-action lawsuit. The accusation? Facilitating enslavement of thousands of boys for use as jockeys in camel races throughout the Middle East.

[The] deputy ruler of the United Arab Emirates and leader of Dubai, Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, ...was [previously] named in the suit, [which] was thrown out on jurisdictional grounds. [A new] suit has now been refiled in Kentucky, where Sheik Hamdan bin Rashid al-Maktoum has extensive horseracing interests, including livestock and stables...

In documents filed... in U.S. District Court in Lexington, Ky., Sheik Hamdan bin Rashid al-Maktoum and unnamed others are accused of "obtaining boys through abduction, false inducement, or agreement" from Bangladesh, Pakistan, Mauritania, and Sudan... "These boys would then be trafficked across international borders by traffickers and smugglers posing as the boys' parents," the documents say. "Once these individuals arrived in the United Arab Emirates (‘ U.A.E.') … they would then sell these boys into slavery to individuals in the camel-racing industry where the boys would, among other forced tasks, serve as jockeys."

..."The children … work long hours in temperatures exceeding 100 degrees Fahrenheit, live in unsanitary conditions, receive little food, and are deprived of sleep so that they do not gain weight and increase the load on the camels they race... They are trained and kept under the watchful eyes of handlers, who employ abusive control tactics, including threats and beatings. Some are reportedly abused sexually. Many have been seriously injured and some have been trampled to death by camels..."

The Clintons' ties to the Sheik


About this time last year, the New York Post reported on the web of connections between the Emir of Dubai, Sheik Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, and the Clintons.

Clinton's former press secretary, Joe Lockhart, is said to have denied he works for the emir. But it now turns out that the Emir's Dubai International Capital Corp. (DICC) hired Lockhart's Glover Park Group (GPG) to help with its U.S. takeovers. Among the takeovers: two U.S. defense firms. Besides Lockhart, GPG's partners include Hillary's chief advisers: Howard Wolfson and Gigi Georges. DICC paid $100,000 for GPG's services.

The Post article questions whether Hillary knew that the emir provided funding to her senior-most campaign consultants. But it seems hard to believe that Hillary, a notorious "control freak", wouldn't have insight into these potentially damaging relationships.

The Clinton family's swelling coffers


Senator Clinton's office claims that GPG never lobbied her on the Dubai ports issue. But, tellingly, Newsday has reported that other New York officials (including Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Peter King) were contacted.

The Post article reports that the Clintons' net worth has increased quite dramatically in only two short years. In 2003, Hillary disclosed assets of between $352K and $3.8 million.

Only two years later, she declared assets of between $10 million and $50 million. In the past, observers could have pointed to suspect commodities trading practices, but this time no one is quite sure what's behind the Clintons' swollen assets. The Post posits that Dubai may be the answer to the question of what caused Hillary's assets to explode:

* Clinton is a top advisor to Yucaipa, an investment company run by billionaire Ron Burkle, which, through a subsidiary, [manages] the emir's investment portfolio shortly after Clinton joined the firm.

* Clinton gets a flat fee from Yucaipa and a share of the profits on the foreign investment fund it manages. (Hillary's Senate disclosure form notes only that Bill gets more than a $1,000 a year in compensation from this.)

* The emir gave an undisclosed donation to the Clinton Presidential Library -- but it must have been hefty: The library set up a Clinton Scholars program for young people from the Arab nation, the only such program it runs.

* Bill Clinton has twice given speeches in Dubai for close to $500,000.

What are the real ties between Dubai and the Clintons?


The true relationship between the Clintons and the Emir should be fully and fairly disclosed.

Given Bill Clinton's bizarre attenuation to the Chinese military, these questionable links to Dubai merit utter transparency. Anything less is a continuing stain on what little remains of the Clinton "legacy."

Update: Welcome, Instapundit readers and thank you, sir, for the link. Still contemplating voting for Hillary? Make sure you read the disclaimer... heh!

Hat tips: Atlas and Larwyn. For more information on the camel jockey slave trade, see this BBC report from 2005.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Rudy demands same ad rates as MoveOn.Org

 
Reports are circulating that left-wing attack group MoveON.org received a massive discount from the New York Times for its ad calling General David Petraeus "Gen. Betray-us". The Hill is reporting that GOP candidate Rudy Guiliani has asked the Times for the same discounted rate. Here's the ad Rudy wants to run.

Click to expand the image.

Hillary? Apologize? Where does one begin?

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Exclusive Photos of Hillary Grilling Petraeus

 
It appears Hillary had some questions for her staff prior to Gen. Petraeus' testimony.




Yes, I've got one heck of a zoom lens on my camera.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Transcript: Gen. Petraeus' testimony and Sen. Clinton

 
The overall number of security incidents in Iraq has declined in eight of the past 12 weeks, with the number of incidents in the last two weeks at the lowest levels seen since June 2006.

One reason for the decline in incidence is that coalition and Iraqi forces have dealt significant blows to al Qaeda Iraq. Though al Qaeda and its affiliates remain dangerous, we have taken away a number of their sanctuaries and gained the initiative in many areas.

We have also disrupted Shiite militia extremists, capturing the head and numerous other leaders of the Iranian-supportive special groups, along with a senior Lebanese Hezbollah operative supporting Iran's activities in Iraq --

I have a question...

Yes, Madame Senator?

Petraeus, are you a liar???

Excuse me?

Is it true your real name isn't Petraeus? That it's Betrayed-us??

Do you really think you can get away with just reading Bush's talking points??

Madame Senator, I don't -

I'm sorry, I'm sorry... so very, very sorry...

...my deepest apologies.

...that's the MoveOn.org money talking, that's not me.

Dammit, she used all of my questions!

Photo credits: Yahoo News (Jason Reed of Reuters)

Hillary outsources her questions for General Petraeus

 
Check out this photo of Hillary Clinton from today's testimony by General David Petraeus (hat tip: Yahoo News and Jason Reed of Reuters). Shockingly, I didn't Photoshop it.

You can click to zoom it. A few of the legible notes:

* Any ideas about... questions? --- hmmm, that's a bit disturbing. Hillary appears to be soliciting questions because she doesn't have "any ideas" about what to ask. For Democrats who accused General Petraeus of simply mouthing the President's talking points, this is a tad ironic, no? Outsourcing a strategic discussion on a global war seems a skosh vacuous for a presidential candidate, but -- then again -- she is a Democrat.

* Good bites -- i.e., good sound-bites. But I suppose the Clintons have never worried about constructive questions or advice, just sound-bites and triangulation.

Now that I think about, this note isn't at all surprising. When I think "Hillary Clinton," I really do think: "no ideas and sound-bites."

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Hsu's for Hillary!

 
Hillary's webmaster must be on sabbatical. Her Hillraisers website proudly lists Norman Hsu, ex-fugitive, as one of Hillary's top backers.

Call me a dreamer, but maybe one day the press might actually start covering some of the bizarre coincidences involving Hillary. From cattle futures, to the Rose Law firm records, to her brother selling presidential pardons, to the records removed from Vince Foster's office, to the pardon of the FALN terrorists in relation to her run for the Senate, to Travelgate, to the Peter Paul fundraiser, to Cisneros and the Barrett Report, the list just goes on and on.

And this is the Democrats' front-runner. That simple sentence says it all.

Update: Beautiful.


Second update: Michelle Malkin has the dirt on Sammy Rivera, noted "friend of Hillary" and the target of a Federal sting operation that netted 11 Democrats in New Jersey.