Question: what's a half-mile long but only has eight teeth?
Answer: the line to see the dentist under HillaryCare™.
Answer: the line to see the dentist under HillaryCare™.
What will our weapons designers think of next?
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Don't let nobody out this room. Mother******s! Think you can steal that s***?
No. I didn't think that.
Don't let nobody out of here. Mother******, you really think you can steal that s***?
Uh. I said no. By the way, don't shoot.
You tapin' this? Uh... uh.... I don't have any gun. But get your back to the wall!
Stop waving the gun around. Bill took the money.
I know f***ing Bill took it. I always thought you were a straight shooter.
I'm cool. I am. Alright, I give. Check Bill's bag. The $850K is in there.
Thanks, OJ, you're a real pal.
Shut the hell up, Hsu, and give me that damn money!
What? You're ripping me off, too? Dammit, I knew I couldn't trust anyone in DC!
Hahahahahaha! Hsu, you are so 1992! Did someone sell you the rights to the Lincoln Memorial when you were walking over here?


They offer MorOn.org a discount on their treasonous anti-Petraeus ad. They then argue that this is the standard fare although their rate card says otherwise and many advertisers were reportedly not offered the discount.
Then, GOP candidate Rudy Giuliani demands the same price for his ad. The Times throws up their hands and -- with steam issuing from Pinch Sulzberger's ears -- give him the discounted rate, too.
Is this sort of thing the best financial strategy for a company whose stock just hit a 52-week low?
Good thing the Internet isn't a strategic channel for the Times.
Among the Democratic Party's anti-war base: Communists, puppets, moonbats, Sesame Street characters, anti-Semites, and -- the Leftists' new best friends -- 9/11 troofers. The troofers represent the 42% of Democrats who think the U.S. Government instigated 9/11 or had advance knowledge of it and allowed the attacks to occur. I'm serious.
Anyhow, former Clinton National Security Adviser (and current Hillary Clinton security adviser) Sandy Berger is hosting a new exposé on 9/11.
Clinton's former press secretary, Joe Lockhart, is said to have denied he works for the emir. But it now turns out that the Emir's Dubai International Capital Corp. (DICC) hired Lockhart's Glover Park Group (GPG) to help with its U.S. takeovers. Among the takeovers: two U.S. defense firms. Besides Lockhart, GPG's partners include Hillary's chief advisers: Howard Wolfson and Gigi Georges. DICC paid $100,000 for GPG's services.
The Post article reports that the Clintons' net worth has increased quite dramatically in only two short years. In 2003, Hillary disclosed assets of between $352K and $3.8 million.| * Clinton is a top advisor to Yucaipa, an investment company run by billionaire Ron Burkle, which, through a subsidiary, [manages] the emir's investment portfolio shortly after Clinton joined the firm. * Clinton gets a flat fee from Yucaipa and a share of the profits on the foreign investment fund it manages. (Hillary's Senate disclosure form notes only that Bill gets more than a $1,000 a year in compensation from this.) * The emir gave an undisclosed donation to the Clinton Presidential Library -- but it must have been hefty: The library set up a Clinton Scholars program for young people from the Arab nation, the only such program it runs. * Bill Clinton has twice given speeches in Dubai for close to $500,000. |
Given Bill Clinton's bizarre attenuation to the Chinese military, these questionable links to Dubai merit utter transparency. Anything less is a continuing stain on what little remains of the Clinton "legacy."
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The overall number of security incidents in Iraq has declined in eight of the past 12 weeks, with the number of incidents in the last two weeks at the lowest levels seen since June 2006.
One reason for the decline in incidence is that coalition and Iraqi forces have dealt significant blows to al Qaeda Iraq. Though al Qaeda and its affiliates remain dangerous, we have taken away a number of their sanctuaries and gained the initiative in many areas.
We have also disrupted Shiite militia extremists, capturing the head and numerous other leaders of the Iranian-supportive special groups, along with a senior Lebanese Hezbollah operative supporting Iran's activities in Iraq --
I have a question...
Yes, Madame Senator?
Petraeus, are you a liar???
Excuse me?
Is it true your real name isn't Petraeus? That it's Betrayed-us??
Do you really think you can get away with just reading Bush's talking points??
Madame Senator, I don't -
I'm sorry, I'm sorry... so very, very sorry...
...my deepest apologies.
...that's the MoveOn.org money talking, that's not me.
Dammit, she used all of my questions!
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Call me a dreamer, but maybe one day the press might actually start covering some of the bizarre coincidences involving Hillary. From cattle futures, to the Rose Law firm records, to her brother selling presidential pardons, to the records removed from Vince Foster's office, to the pardon of the FALN terrorists in relation to her run for the Senate, to Travelgate, to the Peter Paul fundraiser, to Cisneros and the Barrett Report, the list just goes on and on.