Showing posts with label Hillary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hillary. Show all posts

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Pimping aside, am I allowed to say that the Clintons are playas?

 
The New York Post:

Hillary Rodham Clinton threatened yesterday to pull out of an upcoming debate hosted by MSNBC after one of its correspondents said on air that daughter Chelsea was being "pimped out" by the campaign to win votes... "I, at this point, can't envi sion a scenario where we could continue to engage in debates on that network, given the comments that were made," said Clinton's spokesman, Howard Wolfson, calling the comment "beneath contempt."

Speaking of which, legendary Clinton fundraiser Peter Paul asserts that the Clintons did precisely what David Schuster described in the run-up to Hillary's 2000 Senate campaign.

...Bill Clinton introduced Paul to Chelsea at a welcome reception Paul arranged for the Clinton family when they arrived at the Brentwood Ranch where Paul hired and supervised Grammy’s producer Gary Smith in producing the hard money fundraiser concert for Hillary that was a part of the Gala Hollywood Salute to President Clinton.

Paul even offered Chelsea a job, in tandem with the services her father promised to provide Paul and his company when he left the White House, as a roving reporter for the youth audience of Paul’s company’s global entertainment portal on the internet- stanlee.net.

The White House requested that Chelsea be seated between President Clinton and Peter Paul at the Gala Salute to President Clinton. The introduction by Bill of Chelsea to Paul and her conversations about Paul’s family and his one year old daughter featured in the Gala Tribute Book, appeared to be intended to help Hillary establish a “family” rapport with Paul that would assure Paul’s continued financial support of Hillary’s Senate campaign...

I always said Bill Clinton was a playa...

Read all of Paul's post - he has some interesting photos and documents I hadn't seen before.

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Friday, February 08, 2008

Line o' the day: Joe Stalin breaks out in a grin

 
3 Wood, writing at Jammie Wearing Fool, wins our ultra-prestigious Line o' the Day Award.

Here's an indication of how Hillary looks at America:

"How Hillary's plan affects:

Look who is missing from that group. White males, of course.

When you read through those sections, the class envy and special interest group pandering is enough to make you sick. These people see the country as a combination of special interest groups, all of whom are dependent upon handouts from Big Brother.

Somewhere, Joe Stalin is smiling.

Not to mention: Karl Marx and Trotsky have engaged in a sultry, erotic waltz.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Nationalized Healthcare Success Story #4,323

 
London's Daily Mail:

Dentists are under pressure not to treat children as the NHS cannot afford to fund their care...

Health trusts want dentists to concentrate on targeting adult patients who have to pay for treatment, according to a pressure group.

The claims, to a Commons health select committee, come as figures show that one in three children has not visited a dentist for up to two years...

Kids lose their baby teeth anyhow - what's the big deal?

Hilarious health care question o' the day

 
EIB:

...Hillary had to loan herself money. Now, the question is, "Whose is it?" She's getting very testy about this. It's my money! It's my money! She's made about $6 million from her books. Her husband's made the rest of the money in the family, according to the financial disclosure forms and so forth.

Her staff, including the campaign manager... are now working without pay, and a reporter... asked her today, "Are your unpaid staff members getting health care coverage?" She dodged the question! ...I mean, this has gotta be stunning to these people to get questions like that from the [mainstream media] who they thought they had in the palm of their hands...

What's the emoticon for giggling?

Monday, February 04, 2008

Hillary vows to tax citizens who don't buy HillaryCare™

 
Gateway Pundit heralds the rise of U.S. Socialism in the form of HillaryCare v2.0. The New York Times and ABC News report:

Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., this morning left open the possibility that, if elected, her government would garnish the wages of people who didn't comply with her health care plan...

"We will have an enforcement mechanism, whether it's that (garnishing wages) or it's some other mechanism through the tax system or automatic enrollments," Clinton said in an appearance on "This Week with George Stephanopoulos".

It's especially disturbing since Hillary won't even allow the release of millions of documents related to her first, aborted attempt at nationalized health care. Millions of those documents remain hidden from public view.

I think a better name for HillaryCare, in the unlikely event it comes to pass, would be ClusterCare™.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Romney Resurgent

 

Gateway Pundit has the latest Romney news.

Mitt now leads in California, a closed (Republican-only) primary. McCain won't benefit from the gift of Democrats voting in the Republican primary that he received in the open primaries.

Need a refresher on the McCain list of infamy? DailyPundit has the must-read list.

Romney has the line o' the day, commenting on Hillary's proposal to freeze mortgage rates: I don't know if that even goes on in Russia today! On McCain: John McCain is called a maverick by himself and others. But, he's a maverick because he's gone against his own party..

Republicans now realize the race is down to McCain and Romney, and therefore the choice is... obvious. Mark Steyn agrees:

The Clintons are nothing if not lucky, and Hillary must occasionally be enjoying a luxury-length cackle at the thought of being pitted against a 71-year-old "maverick" whose record seems designed to antagonize just enough of the base into staying home on Election Day. In the 2000 campaign season, running in a desultory fashion for the New York Senate seat, Rudy Giuliani waged a brief half-hearted campaign just long enough to leave the Republican Party with no one to run against Hillary except a candidate who wasn't up to the job... Has he managed to do the same this time round?

Vote Mitt Romney.

ADAA Presents: Super Tuesday Bowl 2008!

 
The American Dodgeball Association of America, America's finest Dodgeball Assocation, presents...

SUPER TUESDAY BOWL, 2008, the Dodgeball Tournament that pits the two Democratic Presidential front-runners against the two top GOP contenders...

...And now your hosts for this breathtaking event, Cotton McKnight and color man Pepper Brooks!

Thank you! Welcome, folks to Super Tuesday Bowl 2008. I'm Cotton McKnight with Dodgeball legend Pepper Brooks.

Yippy ka-yay, m[bleep]-[bleep]ers! Back to you, Cotton!

That's why Pro Dodgeball is on a five-second tape delay, folks. Pepper, break down this intriguing match-up for us.

No-problemo, cucaracha! The Democratic Purple Cobras have a beguiling combination of youth and experience with up-and-coming superstar Barack "Saddam" Obama and long-time standout Hillary "Saddlebags" Clinton.

And what about the underdogs, the Republican Average Joes?

Fascinating pairing, Cotton! More complex than a Rubik's Cube painted all one color! We've got the up-and-comer Mitt "The Hammer" Romney, representing the new guard of conservative thinking along with John "Two Parties" McCain. Of course, McCain almost joined the Purple Cobras a few years ago and many believe he'll become a spoiler this year!

A spoiler? How so, Pepper?

Remember, in political Dodgeball, there are no f[bleep]g rules, Cotton! During the match, McCain could actually switch sides, join up with the Purple Cobras, and start pounding Romney!

Wow, that's what makes this sport so great! The unpredictability... the action... the body parts scattered on the pitch after a match! Well, folks we're ready... here's Michael Bufffer to announce the start of the match!

Ladies and gentlemen......... welcome to Suuuuuuuuper Tuesday Bowl 2008. And now let's introduce the principals. Wearing the blue and purple of the Democratic Purple Cobras... Hillary "Cattle Futures" Clinton and Barack "Rezko" Obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Wearing the red and yellow of the Republican Average Joes... Mitt "the Comeback Kid" Romney and John "Keating Five" McCaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

And now, Dub Lite Beer and Aztlan-brand Dip'n'suck Tequila-Tortilla Chips are proud to present Super Tuesday Bowl 2008! For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world... let's get ready to Dodgeball!

Purple Cobras - ready? Average Joes - ready? Dodgeball!!!

Whoa, Pepper, they're cobra-quick! Clinton and Obama grab their balls and we're off!

I can't believe this, Cotton, McCain is hiding behind Romney! I've never seen that before!

Hillary, sensing an opportunity, strikes like the proverbial Chinese espionage agent!!

You're goin' down like a sweet muffin, Romney!

Hillary's throw goes low. Romney ignore Clinton's taunt, catches it on the bounce and fires!

Obama is... frozen... unprepared... his inexperience showing... OUCH!!! Wow, did he get tagged!

Cotton, Obama just got lit up like Happy Hour at Ted Kennedy's house!

Oh, look out! Hillary winds up and fires!

McCain, still hiding behind Romney! Hillary's throw narrowly misses Mitt!

McCain retrieves, throws... weak throw, almost a toss... Hillary grabs it! McCain's out!

It's almost like he wanted to lose to Hillary, Cotton! Now it's just Hillary and Romney, mano-y-mano!

And Romney unleashes a rocket!

Hillary dives, trying to catch it!

Whoa!!! She misses it! She's out! She's out! And Romney wins!

What an adrenaline rush! Cotton, I haven't seen anything like this since the Mongolians got upset by South Park in '99! Pepper needs to change his shorts!

I've got to say that Romney was impressive - the teams are congratulating each other now...

It was hard to tell whose team McCain was on out there, Pepper!

True dat, Cotton. Tru dat.

Well that's it for Super Tuesday Bowl 2008. Join us next week when Hillary Clinton and John McCain join forces in an exhibition match against Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson.

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Saturday, February 02, 2008

If you're an Astronaut's wife, does that qualify you to be an Astronaut?

 
IHT on Hillary's experience:

...during those two terms in the White House, Clinton did not hold a security clearance. She did not attend National Security Council meetings. She was not given a copy of the president's daily intelligence briefing. She did not assert herself on the crises in Somalia, Haiti or Rwanda. And during one of President Bill Clinton's major tests on terrorism, whether to bomb Afghanistan and Sudan in 1998, Clinton was barely speaking to her husband, let alone advising him, as the Lewinsky scandal dragged on...

Hmmm. Impressive experience!

Stainless Steel Thighs

 
I posted the picture months ago, but it deserves a reprise... especially with the new description in the Home and Beyond catalog.


• A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell.
• The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring.
• Stands Nine inches tall
• Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!

I'll answer the question. No, America isn't ready for this particular nutcracker.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Your Handy Candidate Comparison Chart

 
Whip it out in the voting booth on Super Tuesday (hat tips: Hugh Hewitt and Dan Riehl).

Support amnesty or rewards for illegal aliensYesYesYesNo
Oppose oil exploration in the USYesYesYesNo
Tax gas 50 cents a gallon more for global warmingYesYesYesNo
Restrict freedom of speech during electionsYesYesYesNo
Oppose Bush tax cutsYesYesYesNo
Close Gitmo, prosecute POWs in U.S. courtsYesYesYesNo
Surrender Iraq to IranYesYesNoNo

Vote accordingly.

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