Showing posts with label Hillary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hillary. Show all posts

Friday, February 22, 2008

The legend of Barack Obama

 
This looks pretty good, so long as it remains just a movie... and not reality.

Idea for image: Reliapundit

Sunday, February 17, 2008

No country for young men

 




Let me ask you something.

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

Huh?

-- Shdip, shdip, shdip--

The Florida delegates. They were supposed to be out of the picture. But I think they're back.

Well, look, I need to know what I stand to win?

Everything. Just call it. Sandy-o.

The Florida and Michigan delegates... both states...

...they were supposed to be out of the picture, dammit! And now they're missing!

Will'n, what's in the satchel?

Money for the super-delegates. The people who are gonna take the Clintons to the presidency.

I'm looking for Janet Reno.

Err, uhm, no, uhm, she's... not... you want to leave a message?

S-s-sssssssssss...



Kaaaaboooooooooommmm!!!

You seen the things I've seen, it makes an impression.

Just how dangerous are the Clintons?

Compared... to what?

Bubonic plague?

The crimes you see now... it's hard to take their measure... it's an all out war.

Call it, Michelle.

Bill... why?

I already took out all our old, embarrassing baggage. Reno. Berger. And now it's time for you to go on a little vacation to convince your husband to stand down.

Photoshop o' the Day

 
The Photoshop o' the day, executed flawlessly by Last of the Few.

Click the thumbnail to see the photo.

And here is my homage to its brilliance, incorporating a different character as Marxist-in-Chief.

Hat tips: Jules Crittenden and Larwyn

'No matter who wins the voting, Hillary will be the nominee'

 
The headline at You Decide '08 reads "Top Clinton Adviser Says Superdelegates Will Decide Election, Obama’s Victories ‘Irrelevant’."

A top Hillary Clinton adviser on Saturday boldly predicted his candidate would lock down the nomination before the August convention by definitively winning over party insiders and officials known as superdelegates, claiming the number of state elections won by rival Barack Obama would be “irrelevant” to their decision.

The claims no doubt will escalate the war of words between the campaigns, as Obama continues to argue superdelegates should vote the way of their districts. But the special class of delegates, which make up about 20 percent of the total delegate haul, are not bound to vote the way of their states and districts, as pledged delegates are.

...Harold Ickes, a 40-year party operative charged with winning over superdelegates for the Clinton campaign, made no apologies on Saturday for the campaign’s convention strategy... ...he said superdelegates — who “have a sense of what it takes to get elected” — would determine the outcome and side in larger numbers for Clinton.

Likewise, a headline over at EIB reads "No Matter Who Wins the Voting, Mrs. Clinton Will Be the Nominee".

You're going to think I'm being sarcastic or cynical here. I'm not. Regardless who wins [Pennsylvania and Texas], Hillary is going to be the nominee... ...Obama could win it, but the Clintons are going to find a way to get this... They want this. They need this more than anything in their lives! They have been planning on it, getting back to the White House. This is the Baby Boomers' last chance; the left-wing, anti-war Baby Boomers' last chance to get their arms around this country and bend it, shape it, as they want it. This is what she has lived for! This is what she put up with all those shenanigans from Bill all those years for. This is why she did it, and she's not going to sit there and let some upstart take it away from her. So if she has to do something about the Michigan delegates and the Florida delegates, she will.

...If she has to cause a civil riot, a civil war at the Democrat convention to get the nomination, she will do it...

They're going to make a play for Florida and Michigan delegates to be seated based on outcomes of the election even though they were not sanctioned and the delegates were not going to be seated as by DNC rules. But who controls the DNC? The Clinton machine runs that party. She's the machine candidate... You know damn well that they're going to do whatever it takes. If there are riots at the Democrat convention, so be it. If that's what it takes for these two to get this nomination and get back in the Oval Office, then they'll do it. I mean, scorched earth? It doesn't matter what it takes; they will destroy anybody and any institution to get this. It's how badly they want it. Try to imagine yourself [in Hillary's position]... You've had a situation in your life that's embarrassing and humiliating. It could be a husband. It could be a job, whatever, but you've sat there from when you left Yale and you went to Arkansas way back in the early eighties -- almost 30 years ago, 35 years ago -- and you have been eating it. You have been swallowing it. You have been looking the other way. You have been humiliated in public, I don't know how many times. This is the payoff for it...

Well, it certainly looks like this will be an entertaining Democrat National Convention.


Speaking of which, if you haven't seen the movie 796 (the number of super-delegates), it's based on the movie 300.

New campaign slogan for Barack Obama

 
A caller to the Rush Limbaugh show suggested the following campaign slogan for Barack Obama.

While I like the sentiment, I find it difficult to believe that the Clinton Machine can be dispatched by an untested political novice.

Image: EIB

Monday, February 11, 2008

The Democratic Party Civil War Scenario

 
A Facebook thread reminded me of a scenario I'd been thinking about (and, no I don't hang out on Facebook - it showed up in a Google search. I promise!! *voice cracking*)...

1) Hillary and Barack go into the DNC with Obama holding a small lead
2) The 796 super-delegates decide the presidency in a smoke-filled backroom... and Hillary emerges the victor
3) A Democratic Civil War breaks out

Peggy Noonan asked an excellent question a few days ago: does Hillary Clinton know how to lose?

If she loses the nomination, does she gracefully withdraw? Does she know how? Or would she wage an intense legal battle from sea to shining sea?

I think we all know the answer to this question.

A president, not a nursemaid...

 
...Our president is NOT Nanny-in-Chief - elected to give us 'free" healthcare, or ban smoking, or order us to eat our vegetables and lay off the trans-fats.

Our president is not Cheerleader-in-Chief - elected to lead us in vapid feel-good chants like, "YES WE CAN!"

Our president is not Registered Foreign Agent-in Chief - elected to make other nations feel good about us, or to make us more like them...

Read the whole thing.

Hillary's cough drops

 
Make sure the foundation's applied con-sis-tently...

How's the eyeliner look? Even? Be certain!

Confirm that the mascara's the way I like it...

Eyeshadow! Eyeshadow! Don't forget the eyeshadow!

My makeup is perfect. If you ask me a question that a requires a coughing attack, I will have your head placed on a pike.


NewsBusters: Hillary's Convenient Coughing Fit Stopped Her Answer on Bill's Role
Photos: AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster

No... no... she's not dead, she's, she's restin'!

 
Telegraph: Hillary's campaign plunged into crisis:

Mrs Clinton looked chastened but defiant as she spoke... in Richmond, Virginia, as the results came in and omitted to congratulate the night's victor...

There were chants of "Obama, Obama" as she briefly mingled with the crowd before leaving as her victorious rival entered the room to an exultant welcome...

Classy!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Photo o' the day

 
If you look up moonbats in the dictionary...

The AP's Joel Page wins our prestigious award.

Hillary attempts to recapture the youth vote

 
With news that Barack Obama swept the weekend's political festivities, Hillary's back-office is undergoing some major renovation: Her campaign manager "quit".

Now Hillary needs to attract renewed attention on her campaign. The repeated crying jags have lost their effectiveness. But this might work.

That Prince sure gets around.

796

 
The Democratic nomination will likely come down to the votes of the 796 "superdelegates". These special delegates, created in '82 to give party insiders more influence in the nomination, are worth twice as much as the entire state of California. And the Clinton machine appears to have more business ties to the superdelegates than does Barack Obama.

...some party leaders worried that the situation could lend the appearance that the nominee will be selected by insiders rather than by rank-and-file voters... That appearance is not helped by the fact that so many superdelegates have clear allegiances. Bill Clinton, for instance, is a superdelegate by virtue of his tenure as president, as are Clinton campaign chairman Terence R. McAuliffe and longtime Clinton ally Harold Ickes...

I'm imagining what the Democratic Convention might look like...

(Wind and thunder echoes in the background) 796

Sir... riders from the Clinton camp are approaching...

Ickes... McCauliffe... and... Bill Clinton himself!?!

How about a VP slot for you, my friend? You know you can't stop the onslaught! The Clinton machine always wins!

You're asking me to play third fiddle to the "co-presidents" for eight years? What if I want to be the president?

What you speak of is madness! Can't we all just get along?

This... is... Obama!!!

First... "black president"... my ass!

Hillary's forces approach. Gather our soldiers and hide the women and children.

Sir! They have unleashed the archers! Their arrows blot out the sky!

Raise shields!

We have survived the onslaught!! Obamans, attack!

Kill them all!

Arrrrgghh!!!

Sir, we have vanquished the cadre of attackers!

Prepare for the next wave!

Sir... their darkest forces now approach... the most dangerous that the Clintons possess!

No!! Not Begala and Carville! The most powerful enemies of all! Clinton backers disguised as mainstream media...

This is truly the end. We have no way to compete! Tonight... we dine... in hell!

Go tell the Democrats, stranger passing by: that here, obedient to their nomination process, we lie.

796. Resistance is futile.