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U.S. Rep. Rob Andrews [received] from a top member of Clinton's organization and that the caller explicitly discussed a strategy of winning over Jewish voters by exploiting tensions between Jews and African-Americans.
"There have been signals coming out of the Clinton campaign that have racial overtones that indeed disturb me," Andrews said at his campaign headquarters in Cherry Hill Tuesday night after he lost his bid for the Democratic U.S. Senate nomination... Frankly, I had a private conversation with a high-ranking person in the campaign ... that used a racial line of argument that I found very disconcerting. It was extremely disconcerting given the rank of this person. It was very disturbing."


Remember this:
In Alaska, wildlife is thriving in the current Prudhoe Bay oil field. There, the caribou population has increased by over 900%; conversely, the caribou population in ANWR (with no human interaction other than very limited Indian hunting) has plummeted.
In the Gulf of Mexico, hurricanes Katrina and Rita destroyed 109 oil platforms with "no loss of life or significant spills from any offshore well on the outer continental shelf."


This past Friday, during a meeting with a newspaper editorial board, I was asked about whether I was going to continue in the presidential race. I made clear that I was... and I pointed out (as I have before), that both Bubba's primary campaign, and Sen. Robert Kennedy's, had continued into June.
Almost immediately, some took my comments entirely out of context and interpreted them to mean something completely different.
I, for one, do not want an assassin to pop a cap at Obama, and would strenuously disagree with anyone advocating such an action.
And I certainly do not want a former Arkansas State Trooper to accidentally ram a helicopter into his motorcade, tragically killing the young senator.
Or have a chef inadvertently use a mislabeled bottle of Polonium to poison one of his dinners.
I want to set the record straight: I was making the simple point that any of these things could happen and that America must prepare ahead of time for such a tragic day.
But I was deeply dismayed and annoyed that my comment was so deeply misconstrued, especially when I represent the crime-free, scandal-free eight years of the first Clinton administration; and everything I stand for.
Today, I would like to answer the question I was asked: Why do I continue to run, even in the face of calls from pundits, analysts, lobbyists, columnists, politicians, union officials, zookeepers and untipped waitresses for me to leave this race?
I am running because I still believe I can win on the merits. With our unemployment hovering around 15%, the stock market at 1,000, and an ongoing civil war in Iraq, the stakes have never been higher.
I am aware that -- mathematically speaking, it is imppossible for me to win. But mathematics is still a young science and certain arithmetic anomalies may yet be discovered that could secure a solid lead in delegates for my campaign.
I am running because I believe that tearing the Democratic Party apart will help reunite the Democratic Party. In the end, if I can drive a huge racial wedge between the two major factions of the party, we'll all be better off.
I am running because my parents did not raise me to be a quitter - they named me after Sir Edmund Hillary, after all, and living up to that name is simply who I am.
Too many people still come up to me from behind at events, slap me on my ample, yet firm, derriere and urge me not to butt out of the race.
I am running for all the men and women who have received billions of dollars of my earmarks; knowing that I can do so much more as president.
People who deserve a shot at the American Dream - the chance to receive $5,000 baby bonds for every child they raise; government-subsidized healthcare like Cuba and the UK; and to fill their gas-tank with fuel made from some future break-through like the magic solar energy beans that Al Gore talks about.
I believe I won a 40-point victory two weeks ago in West Virginia and a 35-point victory in Kentucky this past week because hard-working white voters prefer me, not my distinguished, but formerly drug-addled and preacher-challenged, opponent.
But no matter what happens in this primary, I am committed to unifying this party by first tearing it apart. Ultimately, what Sen. Obama and I share is so much greater than our differences. Namely, socialism and the belief that government can do it better. This is our dream and -- together -- we will succeed in making America a third-rate economy.
Thank you.
Can you believe this crap?
What?
This f*****g biased media coverage!
What now?
Tucker Carlson says the media's love of Obama is "9th-grade boy... red-in-the-face... too embarrassed to stand up, ...sealed-with-a-kiss love"! Hey, Tucker, if it lasts more than four hours, you know what to do!
And Brian Williams slobbered through another interview with Obama... didn't ask one tough question. "How does this feel, of all the honors that have come your way, all the publicity?" And then he holds up the new Time cover with a smiling Obama on the cover...
And CNN! Our network! Wolf Blitzer lobbed even more softballs at Obama! On for half an hour, and not one question about that crackpot Wright... and he holds up the cover of Time, too!
Even Ann Curry -- that gender traitor! -- she interviews the savior and asks him "Beatles or the Rolling Stones?" and shows him "flirting" with voters...
And Chris Ballhard -- I mean Hardball -- Matthews said he "felt this thrill going up my leg" whenever Obama speaks...
...David Shuster says that I "pimped out" Chelsea.
This media bias is...
The phone's ringing... pick it up, Bill!
This media bias is completely, completely, out of cont-- G*******t, get the f*****g phone, Bill!!!
Got it... babe, the call's for you.
MUHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!
Who is this?
(Singing) How does it feel??? How does it feel???
***SLAM!!!*** Dammit, it was that prank caller again!
Check the f*****g caller ID next time, you Arkansas hilljack!Sen. Barack Obama Friday knocked Sen. Hillary Clinton for taking lobbyists' money and said she was too much a part of "business-as-usual in Washington" to bring about reform... "In this campaign, [Clinton has] taken nearly double the amount of money from lobbyists than any Democrat or Republican running for president," he said. "That's not being a part of the solutions business. That's being a part of business-as-usual in Washington..."

