Showing posts with label MSM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MSM. Show all posts

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Report: New York issues tax warrant against Keith Olbermann


The invaluable Olbermann Watch site asserts that the unhinged "newscaster" is a major tax deadbeat. Why is that not surprising?

New York State has issued a tax warrant against Keith Olbermann for failure to pay taxes on his humbly named personal corporation, Olbermann Broadcasting Empire, Inc. Olbermann is listed in legal records as the President of Olbermann Broadcasting Empire, Inc.

A call to the Albany County Clerk's Office in upstate New York confirmed that the warrant is still outstanding and that Olbermann has still failed to pay his back taxes. State records show that Olbermann's company failed to pay $2,269.50 in state taxes. A judgement was entered against Olbermann last summer (Docket Date: 8/21/2007), just weeks before Olbermann closed on a a luxurious $4.2 mm condo at Trump Palace, at 200 East 69th Street.

You'll note that Olbermann recently defended fellow left-wing comedian/tax deadbeat Al Franken.

In total, Olbermann's tax warrants and judgements now exceed $100,000.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Matalin and Carville both excoriate Scott McClellan


In response to a question at a conference in Boston last night, Mary Matalin and James Carville took turns eviscerating Scott McClellan and his new book.

As a publisher, Matalin said she had turned down McClellan's book because it was "incredibly boring." Other mainstream publishers also nixed it.

It wasn't until one of George Soros' favorite publishers -- affiliated with The Nation magazine -- decided to work "very closely" with McClellan that the book came into being.

In light of that relationship, Matalin called attention to McClellan's introduction, noting the almost miraculous changes to the narrative.

Writing it wasn’t easy. Some of the best advice I received as I began came from a senior editor at a publishing house that expressed interest in my book. He said the hardest challenge for me would be to keep questioning my own beliefs and perceptions throughout the writing process. His advice was prescient. I’ve found myself continually questioning my own thinking, my assumptions, my interpretations of events. Many of the conclusions I’ve reached are quite different from those I would have embraced at the start of the process. The quest for truth has been a struggle for me, but a rewarding one. I don’t claim a monopoly on truth. But after wrestling with my experiences over the past several months, I’ve come much closer to my truth than ever before.

[Emphasis in original.]

I'll call particular attention to the statement "[many] of the conclusions I’ve reached are quite different from those I would have embraced at the start of the process."

Matalin noted that in two years of attending meetings with McClellan he contributed absolutely nothing -- implying that he was truly an empty suit. Writing at the National Review, Peter Wehner echoed that thought.

...what appears to be Scott’s existential journey has led him to make sweeping and reckless allegations that are at odds with reality. He would have us believe that the Bush administration was, at bottom, massively and deeply deceitful and corrupt — but this has only dawned on Scott since he started writing his book, years after the fact. Let’s just say that for these revelations to spring forth as if truth were like a time-released capsule, in which things magically get clearer with the passage of time (and the signing of book contracts), is, well, suspicious. And my former colleagues are absolutely right to point out that Scott not only never raised any objections contemporaneously, in meetings or with his superiors; in fact, he said almost nothing at all, at any time, about anything of consequence.

Remember that Bill Clinton called Bill Richardson a "Judas", Matalin asked. This is "worse than Judas" and stated that McClellan "sold his soul" (to the devil, or Soros, take your pick).

Carville got into the act as well. With Cajun disgust dripping in his voice, Carville said it was "incredibly disloyal. You work for the president. You don't do these things."

When Carville and Matalin both agree that you're a disloyal empty suit, it's pretty safe to assume they're on the money.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Search parties attempt to locate the word "quagmire"


The word 'quagmire' has been missing from the mainstream media's lexicon for many months now.

It seems to have gone AWOL. Won't you please help? It's for the children... we can't let them lose this precious and useful word.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Odds are it's a post-Zakaria world instead


Fareek Zakaria, author of "The Post-American World", is reported to have received his own show on CNN.

I think this calls for a new book.


Hat tip: Larwyn. Linked by: Mitchell Langbert. Thanks!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Happy Memorial Day: an Alternative Google Logo


Disapppointingly, Google failed to note Memorial Day with a special logo treatment. Last year Zombie held a contest and demonstrated that tasteful designs were not only possible, but quite straightforward.

In depicting a Memorial Day logo, I took the opposite tack. Had it not been for America's brave warriors, whose memory we mark today, there would be no Google.

Candidly, Google's management team is brilliant. They are certainly bright enough to recognize this simple fact.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Jordanian professor hopes for nuclear suicide bombers


Jordanian university lecturer Dr. Ibrahim 'Alloush (Al-Jazeera TV, May 13, 2008 via MEMRI):

Whoever managed to get a martyrdom-seeker into Dimona armed with conventional explosives should consider...

how to get martyrdom-seekers into Dimona and elsewhere armed with non-conventional explosives and perhaps even small nuclear bombs. We should think in this direction.

The 'revisionist' history site IHR (featuring such luminary crackpots as David Irving) offers the following biography of "Doctor" Alloush.

Ibrahim Alloush is a journalist and university lecturer in Amman, Jordan. A regular columnist for the weekly Jordanian newspaper Assabeel, he is active in the Jordanian Writers and in the Association against Zionism and Racism (AZAR). He is also editor of the Free Arab Voice web site. Dr. Alloush lived for thirteen years in the United States. He earned graduate degrees at Ohio University and Oklahoma State University, where he earned a doctorate in economics. In his student days in America, he supported himself partly by "flipping burgers, mopping floors, and delivering pizza."

These days, Alloush appears to support himself by teaching alternative history:

It should be made clear then that several hundred thousand Jews did die in the Second World War, along with tens of millions of others; that there was no Nazi policy to exterminate the Jews, but rather one of deportation, including deportation to Palestine; and that there were no gas chambers, but instead crematoria, used to incinerate the bodies of those, of all nationalities and religions, who died from all causes, but chiefly disease.

In addition, Alloush appears to be affiliated with "The Adelaide Institute," a revisionist organization that, among other things, helped facilitate Iran's 2006 'Holocaust Conference'.

Featured on the marketing page for the conference: none other than useful idiot Diane Sawyer interviewing a modern-day Hitler.

It all neatly ties together: prayers for a nuclear holocaust in Israel, unchecked immigration, holocaust revisionism, a modern-day Hitler, and a complicit mainstream media.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Ministry of Progressive Propaganda (the AP) strikes again


An AP report on Thursday stated that Iraqi religious leader Ayatollah Ali Sistani was "quietly issuing religious edicts declaring that armed resistance against U.S.-led foreign troops was permissible." The story struck many observers as exceedingly odd and utterly out of character with the moderate cleric's prior statements.

Nibras Kazimi has met Sistani and doubted the AP's claims. Then he found an Iraqi article that completely shreds the AP's bogus report:

...Mr. Ali al-Sistani in Najaf today, Friday, blasted some news sites and denied that op-Sistani "is preparing to issue a fatwa calling for armed resistance against occupation".

The source, who asked to remain anonymous, in an interview with "Newsmatik", "There is no truth to this irresponsible rumors in whole or even in part... Iraq is not ready for jihad or a military confrontation for the time being, after the devastation left by the great wars of the former regime."

Iraq's mainstream press also picked up the gauntlet:

A close source to grand ayatollah Ali Sistani's office on Friday denied news agencies' reports the Shiite cleric issued a fatwa permiting taking up weapons to drive the foreign occupation forces out of Iraq.

"The reports of issuing fatwa by the Shiite cleric Sistani permiting taking up arms to drive foreign troops out of Iraq were baseless".

Gateway Pundit, who originally reported this story, surmised the AP's agenda.

The AP published this story based on anonymous sources in Iraq... They did manage to divert attention away from the good news that General Petraeus shared with Congress yesterday.

Actually, it's hard to discern whether the AP's tactics were diversionary... or simply another of its daily propaganda reports that help prop up anti-American terrorists.

That's why I've helpfully created the AP's new logo.

Hat tips: Gateway Pundit and Larwyn.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Media bias chickens come home to roost


Can you believe this crap?

What?

This f*****g biased media coverage!

What now?

Tucker Carlson says the media's love of Obama is "9th-grade boy... red-in-the-face... too embarrassed to stand up, ...sealed-with-a-kiss love"! Hey, Tucker, if it lasts more than four hours, you know what to do!

And Brian Williams slobbered through another interview with Obama... didn't ask one tough question. "How does this feel, of all the honors that have come your way, all the publicity?" And then he holds up the new Time cover with a smiling Obama on the cover...

And CNN! Our network! Wolf Blitzer lobbed even more softballs at Obama! On for half an hour, and not one question about that crackpot Wright... and he holds up the cover of Time, too!

Even Ann Curry -- that gender traitor! -- she interviews the savior and asks him "Beatles or the Rolling Stones?" and shows him "flirting" with voters...

And Chris Ballhard -- I mean Hardball -- Matthews said he "felt this thrill going up my leg" whenever Obama speaks...

...David Shuster says that I "pimped out" Chelsea.

This media bias is...

The phone's ringing... pick it up, Bill!

This media bias is completely, completely, out of cont-- G*******t, get the f*****g phone, Bill!!!

Got it... babe, the call's for you.

MUHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!

Who is this?

(Singing) How does it feel??? How does it feel???

***SLAM!!!*** Dammit, it was that prank caller again!

Check the f*****g caller ID next time, you Arkansas hilljack!

Hat tips: The Anchoress, Newsbusters and Larwyn.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Line o' the day: no headache for Obama


MacRanger collects the prize (via Larwyn):

If you've never see a journalistic ménage à trois, you only have to read Thomas and Wolffe's Rub-a-Dub-Dub with Obama here.

I wonder if Obama smoked a cigarette afterward.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

What I saw when I opened up the Sunday paper...


Yes, I'm one of those old school flunkies who still reads the daily newspaper. Opening up the first section, I noticed the following four headlines on a single page (perhaps this was the "International Military S***storm" section).

Can you detect the underlying theme of all four stories?

Hint: Think 'Militant Quakers'.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Dead Zone known as Stephen King's brain


Noel Sheppard, writing at Newbusters, goes all Cujo on Stephen King.

Well, last month, famed horror author Stephen King was speaking in front of a group of high school students at the Library of Congress... [and for] those that can bear it, what follows is another in a long line of liberal media members bashing the military...:

I don't want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is if you can read, you can walk into a job later on.

If you don't, then you've got, the Army, Iraq, I don't know, something like that.


It's, it's not as bright. So, that's my little commercial for that.

Nice sentiment when the nation is at war, Stephen.

It's nice to see King take a Stand against his own country's military. This walking Bag of Bones is a true Creepshow and his diatribe hints at Desperation. Maybe he's been suffering from Insomnia. Nonetheless it's been Misery trying to read his recent books. And I won't be buying any more.

Oh. And one other thing. Hasn't King amassed enough money to fix his underbite?

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Mary Katherine Ham: The Audacity of Staging


There's a fine line between genius and insanity and that line separates what's behind the camera from what's in front. At Townhall, Mary Katherine Ham presents both sides of Barack Obama's rally last night at North Carolina State University.


In front of the camera


Behind the camera

Since the first photo's banner reads Change, maybe the second photo represents Hope.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Bill Moyers' hard-hitting Hitler Interview


This is the full transcript of Moyers' Q&A with the Reichsführer. If I'm not mistaken, Moyers earned a Pulitzer in the 40's for this interview.

BILL MOYERS: In 1933, Adolph Hitler was elected chancellor of Germany with only 44% of the vote. He inherited a struggling country with high inflation and staggering unemployment. How did you unite the country behind you?

ADOLF HITLER: Through the pursuit of peace. Europe will not have peace until the Jewish question has been disposed of.

MOYERS: But by the 1940s, you'd repaired the German economy and unemployment was nearly eradicated.

HITLER: The world has sufficient capacity for settlement, but we must finally break away from the notion that a certain percentage of the Jewish people are intended, by our dear God, to be the parasitic beneficiary of the body, and of the productive work, of other peoples.

MOYERS: Let's start with first things. When did you hear the call to leadership? How did it come?

HITLER: From millions of men . . . one man must step forward who with apodictic force will form granite principles from the wavering idea-world of the broad masses and take up the struggle for their sole correctness, until from the shifting waves of a fre thought-world there will arise a brazen cliff of solid unity in faith and will.

MOYERS: Contrary to some of the rumors that have been circulated about Germany, what are the realities of your Jewish community?

HITLER: Jewry must adapt itself to respectable constructive work, as other peoples do, or it will sooner or later succumb to a crisis of unimaginable proportions.

MOYERS: Are you saying that for the citizens of Germany leave the world of unemployment, leave the world of discrimination, leave the world of that daily struggle and come to...

HITLER: If the international finance -- Jewry inside and outside Europe should succeed in plunging the nations into a world war yet again, then the outcome will not be the victory of Jewry, but rather the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe!

MOYERS: Lots of controversy about "Nazism". As I understand it, Nazism attempts to achieve a peaceful world through the establishment of a people's state.

HITLER: A folkish state must therefore begin by raising marriage from the level of a continuous defilement of the race, and give it the consecration of an institution which is called upon to produce images of the Lord and not monstrosities halfway between man and ape.

MOYERS: Adolf Hitler, thank you very much for this opportunity.

HITLER: Well, thank you for having me Bill. Thank you sir.

MOYERS: That's it for the JOURNAL. We'll see you next week and on line.

I'm Bill Moyers.
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Monday, April 28, 2008

Oops. Another Line o' the Day.


Bidinotto:

Katie [Couric], forget worrying about "carbon footprints." The only footprint you should worry about is the one soon to appear on the backside of your skirt, when CBS finally bounces you out on the sidewalk of 52nd Street.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Olbermann: someone should take out Hillary


Murder was the case that they gave me. Ace notes a world-class gaffe on the part of Keith Olberdumb. Among the reactions on the left, Anglachel takes the most umbrage at Olbie's perceived death threat.

What Keith Olbermann said yesterday is not symbolic. He flatly said a (male) Democratic super delegate should take Hillary Clinton into a room, and only the man should emerge... Keith Olbermann is openly advocating the murder of Hillary Clinton.

...I have myself read comments advocating rape and murder. I have read main posts saying she was inciting violent acts against her, or saying they could "understand" the position of those who wished violent harm to befall her, her husband and her daughter. The descriptions of what Obama should do to Hillary verge on the pornographic. Not a day goes by that some prominent voice on the left or in the MSM does not demand her submission, subordination and public humiliation.

And now a major MSM celebrity and talking head, not some anonymous commenter on some obscure blog, has openly and unapologetically advocated that Hillary Clinton be marched into a dark room and murdered.

You can watch the YouTube clip and judge for yourself. Fortunately, I think Olbermundane lives in New York City where handguns have been outlawed (except for celebrities, mobsters and criminals).

Hat tip: Larwyn

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The AP bias factory manufactures another whopper


AP "reporter" Lee Keath describes Al Qaeda #2 Ayman al-Zawahiri's complaints about Iran.

Al Qaeda's No. 2 leader issued a new audiotape Tuesday accusing Shiite Iran of spreading a conspiracy theory about who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks to discredit the power of the Sunni terrorist network.

In other words, Iran has adopted the lexicon of the 9/11 Troofers, the gang of moonbat crackpots (this is the term they prefer, I believe) who claim that the U.S. government organized the attacks of September 11. Needless to say that these assertions violate every law of physics dealing with space and time; and anyone with a breadcrumb-sized brain or above would have rejected said claims.

Okay, let's move on. You'll love this part:

The increasing enmity toward Iran is a notable change of rhetoric from al-Zawahiri, who in the past rarely mentioned the country - apparently in hopes he would be able to forge some sort of understanding with Tehran based on their common rivalry with the United States. Iran has long sought to distance itself from al Qaeda.

Rivalry? Rivalry? The proper phrase would have been "bitter hatred of" or "warlike behavior towards". Let's whip out the dictionary definition of "rival":

* equal: be equal to in quality or ability; "Nothing can rival cotton for durability"...
* be the rival of, be in competition with; "we are rivaling for first place in the race"...

Both entities have pledged to destroy the United States and could hardly be called equal or in competition with.

Leave it to the AP to position Al Qaeda and Iran as friendly rivals of the U.S.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

The LA Times: always covering the big issues


Barack Obama scratched his face using a middle finger while mentioning Hillary.

And the L.A. Times reported the story as if it were hard news.

That whizzing sound you hear is the Chandler family spinning in their graves.

Funny how the mainstream media never bothered to cover a far more important middle-finger incident.

This is Gunnery Sergeant "Iron" Mike Burghardt flipping off insurgents after surviving an IED explosion -- literally between his legs -- in 2005.

The Times couldn't bother covering that story then, however.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Saddam Hussein's support for Al-Qaeda exposed

 
A few determined individuals have doggedly pursued the true history of Saddam Hussein. Roy Robison and Deroy Murdock, in particular, deserve attention for their incredible detective work that is only now attracting the kind of widespread attention it deserves.

Specifically, their discoveries shred the progressive fable that Saddam Hussein would not work with Islamic terrorists and Al Qaeda in particular. Murdock's Hussein and Terror website provides an excellent introduction to the topic.

But Robison's research and book -- Both in One Trench -- provide startling insights into the true connections between Hussein and terror. Captured Iraqi documents, analyzed by the Pentagon and only recently released for public consumption describe these links with copious clarity. Robison's most recent blog post summarizes some of the critical insights.

Those documents alone crush the arguments that Saddam would not work with Islamic terrorists. He most certainly would and did in operations in Somalia. These documents show the regime negotiating with leadership of the Egyptian Islamic Jihad (which was already affiliated with Usama bin Laden...) and al Qaeda affiliate[s]...

[We believe Al Qaeda was directly behind the Mogadishu attacks on the U.S. because] a study of captured al Qaeda documents [describe] al Qaeda trainers in Somalia [who] claim that General Aideed was hunting them because of the attacks on the Americans....

...two days after Saddam ordered his intelligence service to hunt the Americans in Somalia using the Afghan jihad vets, Usama bin Laden's number two man Mohammed Atef called his top trainers to Pakistan and ordered them to Somalia to set up these terror training camps in Somalia.

...The big picture here is that al Qaeda, which these documents show was very short on cash for these operations likely went to the Saddam regime looking for financial support. Saddam liked the idea of attacking US forces in Somalia and approved the plan, issued the order and left it to his intelligence service to work out the specifics... And why would Saddam work with al Qaeda for this plan? Because the fighting was in Somalia. Two of his enemies (if you believe that he opposed Usama bin Laden) would be killing each other off and all he had to do was financially support al Qaeda. It was a win-win for Saddam.

Put simply, the more documents from this database that we uncover, the better we understand that Saddam was supporting Al Qaeda in every significant way possible.

In terms of generally supporting terror, this excerpt from the Pentagon report is a useful example.

Extract 2 is a response from the Iraqi Intelligence Service (nS) to a letter from Saddam asking for a list of weapons available in Iraqi embassies overseas.

[July 2002]

Subject: Weapons Information:
1. We would like to inform you of the following:
  Romania - Missile launcher and missile
  Athens [Greece] - Explosive charges
  Vienna [Austria] - Explosive charges, rifles with silencers, hand grenades, and Kalashnikov rifles
  Pakistan - Explosive materials ofTNT
  India - Plastic explosive charges and booby-trapped suitcases
  Thailand - Plastic explosive charges and booby-trapped suitcases
  Prague [Czech] - Missile launcher and missile
  Turkey - Missile launcher, missile, and pistols with silencers
  Sana'a [Yemen] - Missile launcher, missile, plastic explosives and explosive charges
  Baku [Azerbaijan] - American missile launcher, plastic explosives and booby-trapped suitcases
  Beirut [Lebanon] - American missile launcher, plastic explosives and booby-trapped suitcases
  Gulf nations - Explosive material outside the embassies
2. Between the year 2000 and 2002 ... explosive materials were transported to the embassies outside Iraq for special work, upon the approval of the Director of the Iraqi Intelligence Service. The responsibility for these materials is in the hands of heads of stations. Some of these materials were transported in the political mail carriers [Diplomatic Pouch]. Some of these materials were transported by car in booby-trapped briefcases.

Simply put, Hussein was linked to Al Qaeda, Hamas, Fatah and every terror group in between.

Why hasn't the mainstream media covered these amazing connections? For one, they prove Bush (and the leading Democrats of the day) were right in destroying Hussein's hotbed of terror. For two, the message doesn't fit the media's agenda, which is to elect Democrats. And for three, it proves -- beyond a shadow of a doubt -- that they have been utterly, completely and universally wrong on this war for over half a decade.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

It's all in the party affiliation

 
Another instant-classic from Red Planet Cartoons:

Update: The Real Revo has the Chart o' the Day.

Hat tips: Anchoress and Larwyn

The Olbermann Gambit

 
Note: CBS has put the entire original Star Trek series online. I could think of nothing better to with it than this. Yes, I am a loser.

* * *


Captain's log, stardate one thousand, seven hundred forty-four point two and one-third.


During a routine patrol of the Gateway Nebula, we have discovered a strange ship broadcasting a powerful signal, the content of which has defied logic and reason.


Lt. Uhura, open hailing frequencies.


Aye aye, sir!

...Sir, a signal's coming through. I'll put it on-screen.


Well, well, well... if isn't Captain Kirk, the fascist war-monger?


Keith Olbermann? In an NBC Space Station? If we really were fascists, you'd already be atomized and floating in the Larwyn Particle Field.


Always quick with the... words, aren't you, Mr. Word... Quicker...? And I see you're still accompanied by your First Mate, Commander Spock. The brains behind your throne... the real Captain... the puppet-master... the master-planner...


We get the picture, Olby.


And another neocon, just like you. And he, too, landed a cushy Starship job and both of you avoided serving in the Space Infantry during the Bug Wars of '16.


Er, we serve in Starfleet, Olbermann, not with the Space Marines.


No matter, Kirk, the time for talk is done. It is time for me to unleash my greatest weapon...


Captain! Sensors indicate the NBC ship is powering all of its circuits on... preparing for something...


...


Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.


Its five-year mission to understand liberalism. Or progressivism. Or whatever it's called these days.


To seek out intelligence among the left.


To boldly go... where no sane person has gone before!

...

Captain! Sensors indicate the NBC ship is powering all of its circuits on... preparing for something...


Yes, that's right, Kirk. I'm turning my hit galactic show into a non-stop campaign commercial for Barack Obama...


Doesn't The O'Instapundit Factor get five times the HV viewers and ten times the number of subscribers to its holographic RSS podcast?


Enough! Obama will be the next President of the United Federation of Planets, thanks to me, and I will control him!


Not if I can help it, Olbermann.


Ha! Check your approval levels, Captain...


Captain! Our approval levels are sinking...


It's only a matter of time until they'll be unrecoverable.


Yes, that's right, Captain. All of us original space media types have agreed to collaborate... positioning your war on the Romulans as a "War-for-Dilithium-Crystals".


You know as well as I do that the Romulans attacked us first... an unprovoked attack, I might add.


But it was the Federation's involvement with Izar, which was right in the middle of Romulan territory, that ticked them off!


Olbermann, you're still as deranged as ever. We were at war with the Romulans hundreds of years before the Izaris colonized their tiny desert planet. And, then, they simply asked for our help. No one seemed to want that planet; nor did anyone come to the aid of the Izaris... until we stepped up. The entire Izari people would have perished had we not done so.

But go ahead and rewrite history. I've caught your broadcast before and you seem to be good at it.


Enough! You can't possibly stop me now...


Can't I? I may have an Ace up my sleeve. Mr. Spock, Mr. Scott, Dr. McCoy, report to the transporter room immediately and execute plan HR-69.


I anticipated your order and am already here, Cap'n, with the HR-69 package.


Excellent, Mr. Scott. Make sure the package is in suitable shape and then execute the plan.


Beaming the package to the NBC Space Station now, sir


What the hell are you up to, Kirk?


Just dropping off one of your dearest old friends to help you with your broadcast. The next supply ship will be here in two years, arriving from Surber 12. So I'm sure you'll enjoy each other's company 'til then.


But... but... you can't... you can't... leave me here with...


Oh, I can and I will, Olbermann. Enjoy the next two years listening to someone as whacked out as you are.


But I won't stand for this... I'll file a protest... I --


Kirk out.


Quite an elegant solution, Captain. Sticking two different kinds of moonbats together... that might cure them of their progressivism.

But you may have forgotten one tiny detail.


What's that, Mr. Spock?


What happens if they procreate?



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