The announcement comes just days after 14 innocents were slaughtered in California by two Islamist terrorists who had pledged allegiance to ISIS and about a month after an Islamist terror assault in Paris that left 130 civilians dead.You may also recall that one of President Obama's first acts in 2008 was to eradicate a color-coded terrorism threat-level system that had been put in place after the 9/11 attacks.
In a scoop of epic proportions, however, we're pleased to announce that our summer intern, Biff Spackle, has secured the first copy of the new alert system:


















