OH, MY: China Mike Bloomberg Advisers Secretly Admit Bernie has a "Likely Insurmountable Advantage"

From the invaluable Byron York, please consider this internal Mini-Mike memo that admits the terrifying truth. Yes, a Communist could win the Democrat nomination.

But, wait, there's more!

The New Liz Warren Banner Ads are Here! The New Liz Warren Banner Ads are Here!

Discovered by Biff Spackle, Assistant Junior Staff Analyst IV

Hat tip: BadBlue News: my Drudge Replacement.

Breaking Climate News From Biff Spackle

By @BiffSpackle

Top 10 Things the 2020 Democrats Will Ban If Elected

By Steve Nakitomi

Just when you thought the Democrats' Red Green New Deal had reached peak insanity, they decided to hold a CNN Town Hall on the climate crisis. The ratings were what you could have predicted *.

As you might have expected for such a scam, every one of their solutions involves complete control of the economy -- and you -- by them.

Here, in no particular order, are the top 10 things that the 2020 Democrats want you -- not them -- to give up.

1. Elizabeth Warren wants the government to control which light bulbs you use, which straws you use, and limit your cheeseburger consumption.
2. Joe Biden said the Green New Deal doesn’t go too far and that he wants to ban coal power plants and fossil fuels.

EXCLUSIVE: Official Democrat Party Magazine Discovered!!!

Veteran summer intern Biff Spackle (on Twitter @BiffSpackle) has an uncanny sense of breaking news.

Seldom has a junior employee at a major, national periodical broken so many important news stories. After all, there's, well, there are certain to be important scoops we could discover if we ever went back and checked the archives.

Without further ado: we are proud to announce, after seven full years of summer internship, that Biff has been promoted to Junior Associate Clerical Analyst III.

This promotion is in recognition of his outstanding work on graphic arts, literary critiques and similar outstanding work that is simply outstanding.

With all that said, here is Spackle's latest scoop, a secret copy of the Democrat Party's official magazine. You didn't get this from us.

ANOTHER DNC HACK SUCCESSFUL: Liz Warren Policy Survey Unearthed

Veteran summer intern Biff Spackle has produced yet another of his amazing scoops, this time reportedly hacking typing the password “password” into Liz Warren’s Gmail account. One of the first discoveries? A form asking Democrat focus groups which of her policies they most prefer.

WARREN 2020 DEMOCRAT SURVEY
Please check all policies that you support:

Reparations
Free college
Medicare for none all (of those who didn’t pay into it)
Forgiveness of all student loans
Forgiveness of all car loans
Forgiveness of all mortgage loans
Wealth tax: 2% of everything you own, levied annually
Free candy
Free liquor
Free everything
Illegal immigrants go to the front of the line for welfare, housing, etc.

No problem, I'm sure we can all afford this new spending. We're far less than $30 trillion in debt and definitely have less than $500 trillion in unfunded liabilities.

Editor’s comment: Please note that only a handful of these positions are satirical. The rest of these Communist proposals are all 100% Cherokee. I mean Liz Warren. And, no, for you Alyssa Milano types, Biff did not actually hack Liz's accounts. Hat tip: Mark Levin.

THE GREEN NEW DEAL VOTE: Democrat Presidential candidates bravely ran away. Bravely ran away away.

At right, actual footage of Democrat 2020 presidential candidates heading to vote on the "Green New Deal":

When given the opportunity to vote for the “Green New Deal,” the Democrats' clown car of 2020 presidential candidates all courageously stepped up and... voted “present.”

• Cory Booker, who compared the Democrats’ Green New Deal effort to fighting the Nazis and going to the moon, voted present.

• Kirsten Gillibrand, who said passing the Green New Deal is the “same” as landing on the moon voted present.

• Bernie Sanders, who defended the Green New Deal saying “you cannot go too far on the issue”, voted present.

• Kamala Harris, who said the “principles behind [the Green New Deal] are sound and important”, voted present.

• Elizabeth Warren, who cosponsored the Green New Deal, voted present.

• Amy Klobuchar, who endorsed the Green New Deal as “aspirational” and who has said she would vote yes when given the opportunity, voted present.

Well, the great Dana Loesch just decided to drop a rhetorical MOAB on the Brave Sir Robins of the National Socialist Democrats:

SNEAK PEEK: The New "Blue Wave" Democrat Banner Ads Are Here!

Via summer intern Biff Spackle:

Hat tip: BadBlue Uncensored News.

FAUXCAHONTAS: The Tall Tale Of Sen. Warren's Native American Ancestry Explained

By MagaMan

A reminder for everyone covering the President’s joke about Senator Elizabeth Warren:

1. Elizabeth Warren lied about her ancestry for years.
2. She has never told the whole story as to why she listed herself as a Native American for nine years (perhaps because she used it to get ahead at law schools that were desperate for minority professor representation at the time.)
3. In 2012, she was forced to backtrack on multiple explanations for why she did it, and to this day still hasn’t provided a clear answer as to what exactly happened.
4. She has never provided any documentation proving she is a Native American (and most independent analysis also says there is no proof).

Here is the real story behind Warren's lies misstatements:

SEND IN THE OBAMA CLONES: The Demise of the Democrat Party

By Daniel Greenfield

Bill Clinton was almost certainly the last Southern Democrat to sit in the White House. Obama took Arkansas from a Democrat trifecta to a Republican trifecta. Trump beat Hillary on her husband’s home turf by 60% to 33%. But Bill may also be the last white Democrat to make it to the White House.

Democrats have three choices in 2020.

#ResistanceSummer: Democrats have a very simple plan to save health care, the planet and Communism

By Daniel Greenfield

The Democratic National Committee announced that Resistance Summer would begin in June. James Hodgkinson, a Bernie Sanders volunteer, delivered by opening fire on Republicans playing baseball.

 Hodgkinson had spent the weeks before the shooting staring at the site of his future attack and working on his laptop. What was he doing on his laptop? Ranting about Trump and Republicans. 

The left-wing terrorist who opened fire on Republicans practicing for a charity baseball game, an event to which they had brought their children, didn’t come up with his own ideas. His Facebook pages were dumpsters rotting with reposted left-wing hate. There was Bill Moyers' Resistance plan along with Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Rachel Maddow, Robert Reich and Noam Chomsky.

They helped shape Hodgkinson’s conviction that Republicans had to be destroyed. Or as the title of a Facebook group that he belonged to put it, “Terminate the Republican Party.”

FAUXCAHONTAS FLUBBER: Elizabeth Warren Stabs at Trump, Ends up Pounding Hillary Instead

By William Teach

Senator Fauxcahontas (interestingly, Google doesn’t like to autocomplete that word) made an interesting point while going completely off the reservation during a commencement speech:

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) took multiple swipes at the Trump administration Hillary Clinton during a commencement address Friday, days after President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey.

Warren pivoted to Trump Hillary during a speech at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, offering suggestions for specific causes graduates could get more involved in.

NUCLEAR HYPOCRISY: Sometimes You Just Have to Laugh

Earlier today, Democrats employed the first filibuster of a Supreme Court Nominee in half a century.

In 1968, Lyndon Johnson's pick was stonewalled for failing to report suspect income. Since then, bipartisan majorities have approved judges from across the political spectrum -- even radical leftists like Ruth Bader Ginburg and Elena Kagan -- and instead offered deference to a sitting president.

Until now.

This is a Different Clinton --- and a Very Different Democrat Party

By Brian Rogers

This week, Philadelphia is welcoming a very different Democratic Party from the last time a Clinton was on the ballot for president.

Twenty years ago, President Bill Clinton declared "the era of big government is over," just as Philadelphia Mayor Ed Rendell's tax cuts and reform agenda were helping revitalize the City of Brotherly Love.

But Democrats gathering in the home of Ben Franklin have shifted sharply left on fundamental issues in recent years.

With the meteoric rise of avowed socialist Bernie Sanders and his liberal ally Elizabeth Warren - who both spoke in prime time to open the convention Monday night - this week will show that this is no longer the party of Bill Clinton and Ed Rendell.

DEMOCRAT PARTY GOES FULL RADICAL NUTJOB: "Most Progressive Platform Our Party Has Ever Seen"

By AR Squared

“Most ambitious and progressive platform our party has ever seen.”

Those are words spoken by Hillary Clinton’s senior policy advisor about the draft of the Democratic Party platform and they should frighten every American that supports free enterprise and a restrained federal government. The platform draft approved by the Democratic drafting committee consisting of both Clinton and Sanders allies includes proposals that will make it more difficult for individuals to break free from government constraints and achieve the American Dream.

There are many dangerous proposals in the Democratic Party’s platform that should raise concern:

Only the Free Market, not Forced Wealth Redistribution, Eradicates Poverty and Builds Wealth

By Richard Larsen

America was was intended to be a “shining city on a hill” of freedom, individual liberty, and unlimited opportunity. She was never intended to be a socialist state. Socialistic egalitarianism is strikingly antithetical to the American paradigm.

Founded in individual liberty, America has always been the one nation under heaven where equality of opportunity has taken precedence over equality of outcome. The whole concept of the “American Dream” is based on the individual freedom to become, to achieve, to build, sell, and succeed. This requires individual freedom (which is diminished proportionate to expanded governmental power), and a free market economy (not centralized planning, or government control over the means of production). Consequently, socialism in any of its iterations (communism, national socialism, fascism, and democratic-socialism) is philosophically, morally, and pragmatically, contrary to the principles upon which the republic was founded. Consequently, it is deductively anti-American.

These Units are New. They Look Human.

As Doug Powers relates it, Hillary's performance on Face the Nation was bug-ridden, though she has assured us she is, in fact, a human.

The 600 Series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new. They look human. https://t.co/J9Q46LIVPe

— Popehat (@Popehat) September 20, 2015

Turing Test fail https://t.co/vgqFx4mbnL

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 20, 2015

"I am a real person" - things a replicant would say.

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) September 20, 2015

This appearance was sufficiently disturbing that I suspect it will boost Sanders in the polls and nudge Joe Biden just a bit closer to throwing his toupee in the ring.

More at Twitchy.
 

FOR "WOMEN’S HEALTH": Human Fetus Brains Sold to Labs for Transplantation into Rats

By Steve Watson

One thing is clear from the videos and media that have emerged in this recent scandal – we are not dealing with a one dimension “pro-choice/pro-life” debate. Instead, there is a dark organization inside an industrial complex Americans have not dared to contemplate or uncover. Secret scientific research, genetic engineering, synthetic DNA, vaccines made from human fetal cell tissue… and a host of other uses for human organs, limbs, brains and tissue.

The “ethics” behind closed doors, where doctors and clinics are apparently all too willing to break the rules and allow human experimentation, are projected into the medical system collective that we are all being pushed into. Decisions about the value of human life and how far the State can go in deciding what is best for you are being weighed… your will see it in the hidden costs of Obamacare, where life becomes cheap but the bills for services rendered remain sky high.

While the Planned Parenthood harvesting scandal rumbles on, fewer news items have actually focused on what those who procure aborted fetal tissue and organs are actually doing with it.

Pro life website LifeNews.com sheds some light on this today with a piece that reveals the brains of aborted babies are being transplanted into mice.

The article notes that a recent commentary piece in The Scientist, entitled “When Does a Smart Mouse Become Human?” highlights how researchers at the University of Rochester injected lab mice with glial cells from human fetuses, and discusses the ethical issue of transplanting human cells into animals.

The article states:

CAPITALISM COMIX: The $70K Minimum Wage

With a tip o' the cap to ZeroHedge:

Meet 31-year-old Dan Price... Dan is the CEO of Seattle-based credit card payments processing firm Gravity Payments, and three months ago, he did a funny thing. After talking with a friend who confessed to having difficulties making student loan payments and rent each month on an annual salary of $40,000, Dan decided to set a $70,000 per year pay floor at Gravity.

Needless to say, the unintended consequences were catastrophic. Employees who earned $70,000 by dint of hard work felt they had been shafted; several quit. Price's friends in the business community were ticked off - he had established what they felt was an unsustainable minimum wage. And his older brother is suing him, presumably because of his, uhm, novel approach to management.

Which led our long-suffering summer intern Biff Spackle (@BiffSpackle) to create this riff on Mr. Price's folly.

Can I get a rimshot, please?

Hat tip: BadBlue News.
 

FALSE FLAG 101: Democrat Fundraisers Said to Back Jeb Bush

Why, of course they do. Who is the only candidate that Hillary Clinton can beat? Uhm, Joan, that would be Jeb "Call me Jeb!, not Bush" Bush:

Behind a garden modeled on Monet's, Jeb Bush addressed a lawn-full of chief executives and hedge-fund managers at an East Hampton, New York, estate Saturday morning. While the candidate is no stranger to courting wealthy donors, this time was different: about half the attendees were Democrats.

"This guy sells well," said Kenneth Lipper, the money manager and registered Democrat who hosted the event, after Bush left. Virtually the only one who left without writing a check, Lipper said, was a buck deer that wandered past the group assembled on the wooded grounds...

...In some ways, the Hamptons are Hillary Clinton territory. The Democratic candidate and her husband have often rented summer homes here, and it's popular with movie stars and entertainers who tilt liberal. Suffolk County favored Democrats in the last three presidential races.

But Lipper estimated that the crowd of about 70 at his event was almost evenly split between the parties, and virtually every one of them donated to Bush. Lipper, 74, said he introduced Bush as the candidate who will "bring unity and civility to the process." He was impressed when Bush started his visit by introducing himself to Lipper's kitchen staff.

How dim do you have to be to believe that Jeb! can win a general election against any Democrat?

How's that Bush brand name doing? Is Common Core suddenly popular? How about illegal immigration in the wake of Kate Steinle's senseless murder?

Friends, this is a course called False Flag 101, and Jeb Bush is the subject. As well as the antithesis of an electable candidate for the GOP.


Hat tip: BadBlue News.