Showing posts with label Water-cooler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Water-cooler. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

"We're Sorry" -- Obama voters express their regrets


The drones Obama voters have begun sending me photos expressing their sorrow in voting for the Won.


I'll post them all when I have a chance.

Update: Michelle Malkin suggested that David Brooks might want to join the apologetic crew. Sure enough, Junior Cub Reporter Biff Spackle snapped this photo of Brooks confirming his buyer's remorse.


And if you've got some that you'd like me to publish, just fire me an email.

Update II: As for the drones Obama supporters writing to insist we "give him a chance", I suggest you read the copiously illustrated Wisdom of Crowds and Obanomics.

And for those still attempting to pin the market meltdown on various Republicans, I proudly present The Scariest Chart Ever.

Go ahead and read 'em. I'll wait.

Update III: Chuck C. got Brooks to pose in his business attire.


Update IV: Paul B. located a couple of other shots.




Update V: Christopher E. snapped this exclusive shot:


Update VI: Carl S. sends us a divine picture.



Update VII: I've got mail!

Update VIII: Lordsomber:





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Saturday, February 28, 2009

David returns to Italy


A bit of culture for a change, sent in by Ann.

After a two-year loan to the Smithsonian Museum in the United States, Michelangelo's David has returned to Italy.

The visit was generously funded by:



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Friday, February 27, 2009

Breakfast cereals for drones


Papa B sent this one in.


Friday, February 20, 2009

Life: explained


Papa B sent this one in.

On the first day, G-d created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So G-d agreed.

On the second day, G-d created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And G-d agreed.

On the third day, G-d created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixtyyears.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And G-d agreed again.

On the fourth day, G-d created man and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said G-d, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

What ever happened to Kelly McGillis?


Remember Kelly from Top Gun?

Here's a current pic:

Holy shnikeys. TMZ has an excellent "whatever happened to...?" gallery goin' on.