Showing posts with label Water-cooler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Water-cooler. Show all posts
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
One Lucky Trucker
A landslide took out a bridge in the Chinese province of Szechuan. A couple of more inches and...



Via: Xinhua Net.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
The Somali Coast Cruise Package is Back!
Experience the ultimate in getaway vacations...
The Coast-of-Somalia Cruise Package is back... and rates have never been more attractive!
Depart from beautiful Sawakin in the Sudan and arrive refreshed at Bagamoya in Tanzania, seven adrenaline-charged days later!
Bring your own high-powered weapons (handguns are welcome!) or rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night! We even have an indoor range for those rare days when the weather is uncooperative!
Starting at $3200-per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $3,900 (veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never before.
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $75/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing;
On a budget? Rent a full-auto AK-47 for only $49/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds.
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 .50-cal sniper rifle; only $299/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced at only $29.95.
Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but don't forget gratuities!);
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $375/day with three fragmentation rounds included!
Free complimentary night vision equipment is included and coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am. Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar.
But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $499.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.
And we guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in port.
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots always staying within 12 nautical miles of the coast of Somalia. In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali "mother ships".
At night, the boat is fully lit, disguised as a Princess Cruise Liner, and Chinese bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shoreside to attract maximum attention.
Reserve your package before May 31 and receive 100 free rounds of tracer ammo!
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. What a birthday present!" -- Fred D., Cincinnati, OH"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda, MD
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 'Nam. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds me of a drunken juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool in Phu Bai!" -- Dan J. -- Toledo, OH
Act now, because cabins and pirates are running out fast! You don't want to miss this adrenaline-charged vacation experience, available exclusively from Cheney Industries, a division of Halliburton!Tuesday, July 28, 2009
For Queen and Country
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
I've got mail!
Behold the famed tolerance of the left: two responses to last night's post on the federal budget deficit that is imperiling American entitlement programs.
From: Linda SprowlAren't you a least little bit concerned about publishing misstated facts and comments designed to tear apart the very fabric of American life by twisting your speculations consistently in a downward-to-crash spiral bringing with it the respect we have for our elected President of these United States simply to destroy the Democratic Party so you can have another Republican take-over?
There is absolutely nothing in the universe more despicable and evil than what you are doing. My hope and prayer is that you and all people like you are jailed for your crimes against US.
Ah, the left -- always such staunch supporters of free speech.
From: DonaWoo8
Doug, regarding your artical I just read on social security checks could be at risk thanks to Obamanomic's, this 67 year old medically retired King Of The Southern Counterfeiters see the enquirer artical I've attached as PROOF POSITIVE, that yew don't know S**T FROM SHINOLA with all your lying ass charts and analysis!!!Yew is just a partisan shill for the criminals and scoundrels buster, thar is little difference between organized religions and organized crime. They're both running scams, exploiting the irrational passions of these gullible fools in order to filch power and wealth unto the elites and priests, and america's manifest destiny doctrine so states that they can rape, steal, kill, and justify anything they feel, by useing that jesus myth as a shield for all their wicked ass desires and it's the g*****n LAW of de LAND! There is no seperation of church and state....That's another myth.
With all those new fangled flying saucers and robot killers of mass destruction we got, ain't nobody gonna mess with this fiat currency, sure it's counterfeit, just like mine was forty damn years ago, but like mine, everybody just loved the damn stuff, and yew do too you f***ing hypocrite!!!
Donald DeWayne Woods....biography of accomplishments and achievements listed in marquis who's who in the midwest and american editions buster! Just another low down back porch grade school educated red neck hillbilly from the great volunteer state of tennessee!!! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT....lol
Perhaps Joe Biden could translate that message for me when he gets back from his visit to the AARP.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Bizarre Photos o' the Day
"Those are a man's dogs."
"I think we're looking at a Government Motors design here."
"It's Italy: any man can look!"
It would really suck to have an obese passenger sitting on the 'seat' for a hundred miles.
"Without an aircraft carrier of their own, the Iranian Navy foundinnovative new ways to practice precision landings."
Images via: IZI's daily pic-dump. Linked by: Wizbang. Thanks!
Monday, July 13, 2009
My First Ever Photo Caption Contest
I've been blogging for more years than I care to remember and have never held a photo caption contest. Until now. Perhaps that's because I have only six regular readers (which includes Mom. Thanks, Ma!).
Have at it -- and remember, please extend the utmost respect to our Representative-for-Life Frank, whose vast knowledge of the financial system and incredible business acumen -- while heading the House Financial Services Committee -- protected us from a catastrophic financial meltdown.
The winner receives a $10 PayPal credit and whatever other crap I can find in the bottom of the closet.Via: DealBreaker.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Yes, there really is a restaurant called 'Heart Attack Grill'
Only in America: Chrissie sent this one.







The restaurant is located in Phoenix (actually Chandler), where state law requires the proprietors to issue the following disclaimer:Arizona State Law Requires Us To Inform You That The Women Who Work At The Heart Attack Grill Are Not Actually Nurses And Do Not Have Any Real Medical Training.
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