Showing posts with label Water-cooler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Water-cooler. Show all posts

Thursday, August 05, 2010

It's come to this: conservatives rally together to save the Democrat Party using Twitter, hashtag #SaveDemIdeas

Altruistic. Generous. Loving. Compassionate. These are just a few of the adjectives used to describe Mother Teresa. In an unrelated news story, David Burge has helped rally conservatives to the worthy cause of saving the Democrat Party, which has -- for the last few decades -- turned its mission into a Kamikaze-style flight plan straight into the tarmac.

@IowaHawkBlog: During TV debate with GOP opponent, open a bag of Legos and build little mosque on his podium. When he objects, yell RACIST
@IowaHawkBlog: Unleash Henry Waxman's Mesmerizing Super-Hypno-Power
@StarlessTwit: A Chevy Volt in every pot

@directorblue: Change name to cool, hip new label: the Funocrat Party
@directorblue: Free travel mugs emblazoned with the donkey & sickle logo
@directorblue: Happy Hour: now starting at 3pm

@directorblue: New ads feature Andy Dick -- in a maid outfit and holding a vacuum cleaner -- draining the swamp
@directorblue: New "civilian national security force" forces ignorant people to vote the right way
@directorblue: All you can eat fajita bar at the DNC

@directorblue: New bailout package targets all Americans who haven't eaten at Denny's
@IowaHawkBlog: Stats show dems poll well with childless adults, poorly among adults with kids. Steal their kids, watch poll numbers zoom!
@directorblue: Our campaign promise to you: everyone gets to be a Supreme Court Justice for a day.

@directorblue: Ask us about our Double Your Vote program!


Monday, August 02, 2010

Five Bizarre Appliance Combinations

Don't tell anyone in Washington: the Democrats might go ahead and mandate these things.

5. LG offers the combination Microwave Oven & Toaster.

4. Hammacher Schlemmer doubles your pleasure with AM talk radio and toasted bagels in the morning.

3. No to be outdone at breakfast innovation, the geniuses in Tokyo have created the 'Coffee-and-Egg Toastenator.'

2. You're not imagining things: this really is the In-Sink Dishwasher from KitchenAid. And if you have to ask how much it costs, well, I'll tell you: about $1,800.00.

1. Lastly, the "Washup" looks like something Al Gore could have dreamed up. Not for himself, mind you, but for the little people. The "gray water" used to wash your clothes is reused to flush the toilet.

Just don't drop the load after you've -eh- dropped a load. If you get my drift.


Hat tip: My Bad Pad.

Sunday, August 01, 2010

The Bad Ad Awards

Via Wang Chung.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Five Rules For Men to Follow For a Happy Life

Ben sent this one in.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other



Wednesday, July 21, 2010