Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The AP's grim milestone: 100th time they've promoted a "grim milestone" meme


Gateway Pundit has all of the critical data that the anti-American information warriors at the AP can't find time to report. Rather, the AP continues its effort to promote yet another set of "grim milestone" talking-points. Maybe they figure that this sort of thing sells more papers. From the results the newspapers are posting these days, though, the AP better figure out some new memes. Quick.

But maybe the AP has a point. I'm sure we all remember the reporting shortly after Pearl Harbor, when the American death toll exceeded the fatalities incurred during the sneak attack.


During February and March, 1942: ten Allied ships are lost in the battle of the Java Sea and 2,173 sailors are lost

Another "grim milestone" that comes to mind is that this is about the 100th time the AP has tried to promote a "grim milestone" theme in its long-running information war against America. The meme hasn't resonated with mainstream America because it's a bizarre non-sequiter. For instance: one estimate puts the economic impact of the 9/11 attacks at half a trillion dollars. Have we spent that much in prosecuting the war on terror, in order to preempt even more catastrophic attacks? Say, attacks involving radiological weapons of the type Jose Padilla intended to use? Is that another grim, economic milestone we should be tracking?

The AP ought to print its press releases on plexiglass, because their anti-administration agenda is just that transparent.


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Captain's Quarters, Hugh Hewitt, LGF, Macsmind, Mein BlogoVault, ninme, Political Pit Bull, Rick Moran, R.G. Combs, Seven Stripes, Sister Toldjah, Wizbang, Wake up America

If you're after defeatism, feel free to read the various voices on the left, who seem to be rooting for American retreat, an abandonment of democracy and human rights in the Middle East, and therefore (as the American Digest patiently explains -- in terms even "progressives" can understand) an eventual genocidal holocaust.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Books on my Amazon Wish List


I didn't get these for the holidays, so they are still on my wish list. Anyone know Judith Regan's email address? These book concepts are gold, Jerry, pure gold...


The protaganist of Harry Reid's novel is a Senator that receives a $1 million windfall in a land sale related to a controversial rezoning effort.


Rep. William Jefferson's complex, multi-faceted story is worthy of a John Grisham novel: a web of front companies, thousands of dollars stored in a freezer, and hundreds of thousands "sloshing through bank accounts."


Sandy Berger's exciting tale reads like a spy story: top-secret documents left at a "dead drop," a commission investigating a massive terrorist attack, and a coverup of extraordinary proportions.


Hillary Clinton's rags-to-riches story describes a working girl's savvy investment of $1,000; and how -- through determination and sheer grit -- she was able to turn that into nearly $100,000 in just a few months' time. It's inspirational material of the highest caliber!


Ted Kennedy's classic tale of a party, a girl, a bridge, and a soggy morning-after needs no introduction.

Major hat tips: Conservative Cat and iHillary.

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Captain's Quarters, GatewayPundit, Hang Right Politics, Hugh Hewitt, Jarhead's Firing Range, OTB, Rick Moran, Wizbang

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Pelosi's Celebration: Give credit where credit's due


Al Qaeda's message to leaders of the Democratic party is that credit for the defeat of Congressional Republicans belongs to the terrorists. Ayman al Zawahri, in a tape made available yesterday, has two messages for Democrats:

...you aren't the ones who won the midterm elections, nor are the Republicans the ones who lost. Rather, the Mujahideen -- the Muslim Ummah's vanguard in Afghanistan and Iraq -- are the ones who won, and the American forces and their Crusader allies are the ones who lost... and if you don't refrain from the foolish American policy of backing Israel, occupying the lands of Islam and stealing the treasures of the Muslims, then await the same fate...

In that regard, Larwyn offers the following excellent idea:


The Bush administration should request the State Department issue "safe-passage" visas to Iran's president Ahmadinejad, Syria's leader Assad, Ayman al Zawahiri, etc. in order that they can attend the Democrats' four-day victory fete for Nancy Pelosi:

[this] is what a true "compassionate Conservative" would do... [also] invite Chavez, Castro, Kim, Mugabee and all of Jimmah's buddies too... Conservatives believe in rewarding merit. Well, we must then give credit where credit is due, that is the Conservative way...

I think this is a great idea! Let's raise awareness in the blogosphere for this effort...

Update: here are a couple of banner ads. Feel free to copy and distribute. Let's get this party started!


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Hat tips: Larwyn and Curt

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Also see: An Illustrated Guide to Democratic Election Celebrations

Saturday, December 23, 2006

The Sandy Berger Experiment: Bush Official Destroyed 9/11 Documents



Former National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice was accused of the theft and destruction of classified materials related to 9/11.


In 2003, Rice spent several days reviewing classified materials in the National Archives, prior to a deposition before the 9/11 Commission. She allegedly removed material related to the Bush administration's activities leading up to the terrorist attacks of 9/11. She later admitted to destroying the documents.


During a visit to the Archives to review 9/11 material, she took a break outside without an escort. She had placed four documents in her purse. She then was said to have slid the documents under a construction trailer; later, she retrieved the material from the construction site.


When officials from the National Archive realized that some documents were missing, they called Rice at her office.


Aware that mere possession of the documents could incriminate her, she shredded the classified material and placed it in the trash.


Rice had access to National Security Council (NSC) numbered documents, printed copies of e-mails, and staff member office files (SMOFs). The SMOFs contain working papers of NSC staff members, including Rice, and their content is not inventoried by the Archives at the document level. The SMOFs given to Rice during her first two visits contained only original documents.


Therefore, there appears to be no way to determine whether original documents related directly to the 9/11 Commission's investigation were stolen or destroyed.


Once this shocking news broke, the media piled on. The New York Times ran a series of nine straight, "above-the-fold" front page stories on the Rice scandal and how the documents could have served as evidence of the Bush administration's prior knowledge of 9/11.


CNN's Wolf Blitzer devoted an entire week of shows to the scandal, filming his show in front of the National Archives, and interviewing noted experts Paul Begala, Jack Cafferty, and James Carville.


MSNBC's Keith Olbermann also pilloried the Bush administration, accusing the president of advance knowledge of 9/11 and a subsequent coverup. In a series of shows captioned, "What did Bush know about 9/11 - and when did he know it?", Olbermann began a campaign to have Bush impeached over the incident. He stated that the destruction of the documents, "cast a dark shadow over everything that this administration has ever done."


The Democratic leadership in Congress also hammered the Bush administration. They demanded a harsh prosecution of Rice, noting that a typical sentence for the destruction or theft of classified documents was in the range of ten to twenty years.


Democrats also formed a committee to explore the impeachment of the President.


As expected, the talk shows ran wild with the story. David Letterman ran two top-ten lists on the topic over the course of a single week. One centered around a John Kerry guest appearance. Kerry read the "Top Ten Documents that the Bush administration 'Lost' ".

* * *

Oh, wait.

I'm very, very sorry. I got part of this story wrong. It wasn't Condoleeza Rice and the Bush administration. It was actually Sandy Berger and the Clinton administration. My mistake. Never mind.

Amazing how a party affiliation impacts news coverage and political sensibilities, eh?

* * *

Just one more thought on this whole matter.

In the original report (PDF), Berger admitted stealing "four documents, all versions of the MAAR" (Millenium After Action Review - described on page 7 of the report).

What no one in the mainstream media is asking is: why would Berger would take four copies of the same MAAR document? And why is the media downplaying the possibility that original documents were also stolen or destroyed?

Oh, that's right. Berger's a Democrat. Sorry, forget I asked.


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Steven Seagal reviews the movie The Last Samurai


"I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie The Last Samurai. They have a five foot two inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don't know. I don't care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn't speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the last samurai." (link)

Friday, December 22, 2006

AP whitewashes Ahmadinejad (again)


Associated Press writer Ali Akbar Dareini quotes Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad several times in his latest piece, "Iran's President Says Bush 'Most Hated'":

"Oh, the respectful gentleman, get out of the glassy palace and know that you are the most hated person in the eyes of the world's nations and you can't harm the Iranian nation," Ahmadinejad said... "A nation that has resisted until today will resist until the last step and will defend its rights..."

But Ali Akbar and the AP can't find time to report the highlights of a December 20th article on Ahmadinejad from AFP. In it, the Iranian president's message appears far more ominous and certainly more relevant to American readers than the AP's whitewashed version:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has predicted that Britian, Israel and the United States would eventually disappear from the world like the Egyptian pharaonic kings.

"The oppressive powers will disappear while the Iranian people will stay. Any power that is close to God will survive while the powers who are far from God will disappear like the pharaohs... Today, it is the United States, Britain and the Zionist regime which are doomed to disappear as they have moved far away from the teachings of God... It is a divine promise...

Why the AP can't report on Ahmadinejad's direct (and repeated) threats to the U.S., the U.K., and Israel is anyone's guess. Maybe Ali Akbar didn't hear about the AFP article. But that seems highly unlikely, since this isn't the first time Iran's president has threatened the West with holocaust. A more realistic possibility is that this article is another product of the AP's unique skills: incompetence, anti-Western bias, fabrication, and editorial ignorance; all blended together into a noxious tonic.

For that matter, another thing missing from Ali Akbar's opaque article is a candid shot of the AP's most reliable source -- Jamil Hussein -- in Qana, framed by Adnan Hajj.


It's interesting -- but not surprising -- that some of Ahmadinejad's most virulent quotes also 'vanish like the Pharoahs'. After all, this is the AP we're talking about.

At the risk of being repetitive: the AP needs to move up a couple of notches to qualify as a laughingstock. Right now, they're just pathetic failures.


Don't miss: Anchoress, Dread Pundit Bluto, Hugh Hewitt, LGF, Rick Moran, Wizbang

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Where's Jamil?


The Associated Press is proud to present a new board game called "Where's Jamil?". Jamil Hussein is, of course, the AP's missing source for more than sixty (60) reports of murders and atrocities in Iraq. The Where's Jamil? board-game sold out in Damascus, Syria in a matter of hours!


The Where's Jamil? board-game is reprinted courtesy of Hezbro™

Can you spot Jamil?


Also see: A Blog for All: Jamil Hussein saga continues, HotAir: Jamilgate, Jawa Report: Jamil Hussein in hiding?, Michelle Malkin: Tracing 'Jamil's' footsteps, Riehl World View: Jmmmmm something or other

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

John Connor and Danny Bonaduce: Unrated Edition


In case you're one of the four folks who haven't seen it on YouTube, 9/11 "Truther" John Connor surprised pseudo-celebrity Danny Bonaduce with an impromptu interview. Bonaduce promptly smacked Connors into video infamy with a surprisingly powerful retort. But what most folks haven't seen is the final segment. It's been carefully reconstructed here even though someone -- who shall remain nameless, Joey -- recorded America's Next Top Model over it.


So, Mr. Bonaduce, you deny that the spaghetti here is served al dente?


Hell yes, I deny it! I'm eating it right now! It's as soft as toothpaste!


But what do you say to experts like Claus Von Baggins, who can prove this bistro always serves its pasta... al dente-style?


I'd say they're not here right now.


Then what do you say about the 30% of survey respondents who believe that all pasta served here is al dente?


I'd say they're either idiots... or they haven't eaten here.


But what about Operation Manurewoods, the declassified city memo that ordered all restaurants within city limits to serve their pastas al dente?


I have no idea what you're talking about. Why would the city dictate how a damn restaurant serves its pasta?


So you admit you don't know about this shocking memo?


Tell you what. Try the pasta yourself. Here.


Ugh. Yesssss. I guess the noodles are pretty soggy. My bad. Sorry for bothering you.


Cut! CUT DAMMIT!!


Man, I shoulda listened to my dad and stayed in the Kennedy-assassination-conspiracy business.



Oven-baked good readin', just like Mama used to make:
Anchoress: A red one, please
Captain's Quarters: No blood for blood
OTB: Beltway traffic jam
Rick Moran: Looking into the face of eternity
RUA: Must-read New Yorker article (hat tip: Gateway Pundit)
Samantha Burns: The String Game
STACLU: The ACLU's future client: robots!
Wizbang: Cheney to be Called as a Defense Witness in Libby Trial
Wuzzadem: Man, that cracker is old

Monday, December 18, 2006

Inside the Locker Room: Cincinnati Bengals


In our 33rd installment of Inside the Locker Room, we visit the inner reaches of Cincinnati's Paul Brown Stadium. The Bengals enter Monday Night's game on a roll, having won four straight. The win streak has occurred despite a series of incidents off the field, including eight player arrests in less than a year. The most recent involved wide receiver Reggie McNeal, who was arrested for -er- resisting arrest. Several players were arrested for driving under the influence including linebacker Odell Thurman, cornerback Deltha O'Neal, and wide receiver Chris Henry. In fact, Henry hit the trifecta of DUI, drug, and weapons charges while wearing his uniform.

But the Bengals appear to have put all of that behind them. Their offense, led by all-Pros Carson Palmer and Chad Johnson, has been on a roll. And their much-maligned defense has been dramatically improved.

Shhhhh. Let's listen in as Coach Marvin Lewis prepares the team for their Monday Night showdown in Indianapolis.


Guys, you've overcome a lot of adversity to be in a position to roll right into the playoffs.


Now's the time to grab opportunity, wrestle it to the ground, and stomp the life out of it.


We can do this by playing to our strengths and finding their weaknesses.


Find the weaknesses. Exploit them.


Now: time for some chalk talk. Let's lay out the Indianapolis defense.


Note the chokepoints... right here...


...and here.


So, as you come out of the bars, watch for the DUI checkpoints.


Left on Meridian, left on Washington, north on Illinois... and you could go... all... the... way...


...back to the hotel. Ready? On 3... TEAM!!

Why Google is poised to dominate the ad business


Last week's Journal described Google's strategy to build an ad platform outside of the online arena. In essence, radio, television, and some print ads will be purchased using Google's famed auction-style format, made famous by its AdWords and AdSense technologies.

There are skeptics. Many doubt that Google can play effectively in the old-media world, a venue dominated by tradition, relationships, and ad agencies. And, who knows, near-term they may be right. However, it's clear that Google is well-positioned to dominate this space. And it looks like it may be a lot easier than many pundits suspect:

1) By their searches, you shall know them: Google knows who you are and what you're looking for. In other words, if you Google "pizza 02174," the search engine has nailed your immediate need and your probable location.

2) Presence: Through Google's increasingly popular Gmail and Gtalk services, Google knows where you were last summer. Plus, they know where you are just about every minute of every day. The Gmail and Gtalk clients are also available on a wide range of smart-phones, which ensure that, even when you're not sitting at your desk, you're still using Google's communications network. So, Google knows exactly where you are.

3) Software platforms: Google's hiring practices ensure that they fill their recruiting funnel with the best and brightest software developers. No other company, from online to offline, appears to come close to Google's exceptional due diligence on development talent. And that very talent is exactly what you need to deliver advanced technology platforms that are scalable, secure, and easy-to-use.

4) IPTV, etc.: Here's the best part. As video and audio streams move to the Internet, Google can provide micro-targeted advertising to individuals, not just households (though, heaven knows, households would be nirvana for advertisers). In short, IPTV's headend-to-workstation signal delivery over IP networks promises to allow one-to-one television marketing.

Put simply, Google is poised to dominate the advertising world for reasons that may not be entirely clear to legacy media. Suffice it to say that it has positioned the chess pieces in such a way that a checkmate is not only possible, it's highly likely.

Full disclaimer: the author currently owns Google shares.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Kofi's job interview



I must say that your background as senior executive of a global organization is impressive.


Thank you. It was a complex organization to manage. Thousands of people, many different missions.


Understood. Let's delve into some of these aspects more closely. For instance: it looks like you oversaw one of the largest bribery operations in history...


Yes, it was quite lucrative. Mr. Sevan, who organized it, personally took in about $160 thousand, right under the noses of auditors and financial controllers. Of course, the real amounts were...


Yes, in the tens of billions. As I said, impressive. And your procurement staff was very skilled as well. Could you summarize their activities?


For many years, the procurement staff was able to operate successfully. More recently, though, we've had a few challenges. Mr. Kuznetsov, the head of the budget oversight committee, was recently indicted on money-laundering charges. And Mr. Yakovlev had to plead guilty to skimming about a million dollars worth of contracts. But, you know, that's going to happen. Sometimes the little fish get caught...


Indeed. Now, before you became head of the operation, you were in charge of peacekeeping efforts. Tell me a little bit about that role.


Well, despite the best efforts of our peacekeepers, it did turn out that few Tutsis were killed in Rwanda.


A few?


Maybe 800,000 or so. But certainly not a million! A few thousand Bosnians and, later, some unavoidable catstrophes occurred in Darfur, Zimbabwe, the Congo, North Korea...


Got it. What's interesting is how you dealt with all of the political heat surrounding the Human Rights Council. Very creative...


Yes, we created a Human Rights Commission to supplant it. Our first order of business, of course, was to condemn Israel... and only Israel.


Well, I've got to tell you that this is all very promising. We're going to check some references and should be able to get back to you in a few days.

Barring any surprises, it's safe to say we'll be welcoming you to our Organized Crime Family next week!


Kofi-related: IowaHawk (in a comic smackdown of biblical proportions), New York Daily News - 'The Kofi Stain', New York Sun, RedState - Israel & America still exist despite his best efforts, Captain's Quarters, Jules Crittenden, Michelle Malkin, AmericanPundit, Tutakai

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OTB: Vodkapundit health watch
STACLU: The ACLU vs. Prayer
Wizbang: I'd like to thank all of the little people who made this possible...