Sunday, December 13, 2009

Larwyn's Linx: Glenn Reynolds Predicts the Future

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Nation

Glenn Reynolds Predicts the Future: InstaPundit
For the Annals of Good Government: Corner
From Awful to Worse: WklyStd

False Populism, Real Profits for Schakowsky (D-IL): BigGov
New Low for Daily Presidential Tracking Poll: -16: Rasmussen
I've got a new nickname for Obama: Neoneocon

Defending America

Merry Fistmas, Media Matters: No, We're not done yet: GWP
"May the Lord keep watch between you and me...": JWF
Send Rifqa Bary a Christmas Card: GoV

Economy

Graphs of the Day: AT
Skyrocketing Debt and Obama's Self-Admitted Failure: FlAces
Obamaville, Colorado’s fastest growing community: GWP

Soros climate advocacy benefits his hedge funds: AT
Raise Your Hand: Crittenden
Europe urges 'social' tax on banks worldwide: Expatica (Be)

Media

Editor & Publisher’s Final Years A Cautionary Tale: Driscoll
Ouch! Obama Clips from 2008: GWP
Jersey Shore: MTV glamorizes a decadent, risky, and abhorrent lifestyle: PJM

'Ungovernable': Matthew Yglesias beclowns himself: Morrissey
Lefty: Don’t blame Obama; America’s ungovernable: Surber
Actually, I agree with both Reynolds *and* Yglesias: Moe Lane

On Obama's Sellout: Taibbi
AP: Climategate is Nothing: Surber
Tom Friedman's Global Warming Conflict-of-Interest: AT

Climate & Energy

A Memo to the Global Warming Cult: Doc Zero
Global Warming and the "Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion": MoneyRunner
Obama's geothermal pipe dream: Ace

We Understand How Conspiracies Work: Gormogons
Hmmm... Antarctic Ice Temperatures: Virtuous Republic
968 arrests at Copenhagen Climate Scam Rally: Maktoob

World

Military Mutiny in Iran?: PJM
The Dirge After the Surge: May
Philippine gunmen demand animal sacrifices: Maktoob

Perfect: Ahmadinejad, Chavez and Mugabe Will Speak at UN Junk Science Summit: GWP
As-Sahab - "The Mujahideen Don't Target Muslims" by Adam Gadahn: Jawa

Sci-Tech

Google phone looks 'supersharp': CNet
125,000-Plus Sites Tagged by SQL Injection Attack: eSecurity Planet
AT&T 3G service disruption hits San Francsico: CNet

Cornucopia

Progress!: I Own The World!
He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum: Michelle's Mirror

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Obama Lands Terrorist Olympics for Illinois

In an attempt to redeem himself for failing to secure the Olympic Games for Chicago, President Obama announced today that Illinois will host the Terrorist Olympic Games this summer.

Using competitors sourced from Gitmo and rendition sites around the world, the events will include:

Bus Pull: A Festivus-style feat of strength, the Bus Pull is a timed event with an exciting finish. Entrants wear suicide martyrdom belts and must pull the bus past the finish line before the timer ticks down to zero.

Chemical weapon Decathlon: a cloud of spray from Saddam Hussein's stockpile of WMDs descends on a football field as contestants race from one goal line to the other: first to retrieve masks at the other end, then back to the original goal line -- and survival.

Escape from Abu Ghraib: competitors dive, climb and crawl their way to simulated freedom while being chased by German Shepherds.

Heated High Jump: a flaming ring continues to rise until each contestant must be doused with water. Unique to this event, the winner also receives a mink coat.

Tickets for all events are available through Eric Holder's Department of Justice.


Update: 51% of Illinois residents oppose hosting the TerroRlympics -- or just housing the terrorists at all.

Eight Handy Inventions the Jihadis Can Use in Prison

These are kinds of tools that the Jihadis destined for Illinois can be expected to employ.

Prison Lighter: Wrap a AA battery in duct tape having strapped a wire to the negative end (that's the bottom of the battery, for you liberals). Touch the other side of the wire to the positive end and the exposed metal coil in the center of the wire will heat up enough to light your ciggie.

Prison Tattoo Gun: Nothing says you done served your time like a solid set of prison tats. Use a battery to power a motor that pushes a needle in and out in rapid fashion. Choices of colors are limited to whatever Bic pens you have in stock, however, which usually means the standard blue prison fare.

Prison Pipe: Stoners have the uncanny ability to use anything as a pipe and in this case they employed a tube of German horseradish. It reportedly functions superbly while amping up the flava.

Prison Shiv: The Lord works in mysterious ways as the dude who was on the wrong end of this shiv found out.

Prison Brass Knuckles: this robust take on the classic design is gauran-frickin-teed to leave a mark.

Prison Whip: for those frustrated by the inability to import nunchucks into prison, the next best thing may be the prison whip. Anchored with a stunning (and heavy) item like a bolt, it features multiple old-school razor blades for that special someone.

Prison Projectile Zip Gun: ground up match-heads can be used as a primitive form of gunpowder that can propel anything small and heavy you have on hand -- machine screws, nuts, bolts, the stray rock, for instance.

Prison four-round zip gun: If his handiwork hadn't been both deadly and illegal, this prisoner deserved an "A" in shop class. The barrels are loaded with cartridges and rotate, revolver style, into position in front of the firing pin.

Remember, don't bring a shiv to a gunfight.

My advice to the guards of these Jihadists? Use overwhelming force.


Major Hat tip: Sloshspot.

Amazon Kindle FAIL: This is precisely what I was afraid of

Argh! This is exactly the kind of thing I feared with the Amazon Kindle. Yes, it's convenient. Yes, if you're a heavy traveler and an equally heavy reader, it's probably indispensable.

But what the hell do you do when the screen fails?

Notice the discolored band near the top of the 'digital ink'-based screen. That appeared this morning as a permanent reminder that a bunch of finicky electrons hold the keys to a dozen of my books.

I guess I won't be getting rid of these anytime soon.

And I hear that when the SHTF, they'll be worth some serious coin.

At the rate these Democrats are spending, we don't have long to wait.


'O Brother Jihadi, Where Art Thou?'

Yes, Virginia, the Jihadi terrorists really are moving to Illinois. Consider it a stimulus package for Obama's hometown prison industry.

Who would have believed it, indeed?

Larwyn's Linx: How to Solve a Problem Like Palin

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Nation

Health Care Reform by Hook or by Crook: AT (Feldman)
Keith Ellison's Non-CAIR-backed Challengers: Maggie
Judge: No Cutting Off ACORN's Shakedown Money: Ace

Go Home Congress!: Anchoress
Do safe schools require an iron fisting?: Morrissey
Little Dick Durbin's Army of Sgt. Schultzes: Surber

How to Solve a Problem Like Palin: Surber
Sarah Palin Breaking Hearts on the Left: Riehl
Medicare buy-in worse than Public Option: Fausta

Defending America

Confirmed: Obama sends Gitmo terrorists to... Illinois: STACLU
Shielding What?: Power Line

Economy

Another Pork-Stuffed Omnibus Spending Bill: Corner
12 reasons the job market is worse than you think: Pethokoukis
Omni-bust: "This is The Worst That I've Seen It": Corner

Do Nothing, Majority Says: ObamaCare as unpopular as it is monstrous: Taranto
Democrats' D-Day on Seniors: Hewitt
Dept of Transportation: 1,690 'Civil Servants' Make More Than $170K/Year: NRO

Media

The 8th Annual Right Wing News Conservative Blog Awards: RWN
Whose Side is David Frum on, anyway?: Gay Patriot
Daily Scoreboard: Surber

Sarah Palin makes surprise visit to Tonight Show: note audience reaction: Wizbang
Media Belles at the Ball: Spectator
More on the Demise of Editor & Publisher: McClatchy Watch

Media Matters Authors 18 Articles Defending Kid Fisting Lectures, Kiddie Sex Books as Non-Scandal: GWP

Climate & Energy

Fables of the Reconstruction (Or, How to Make Your Own Hockey Stick): IowaHawk
Obama Tells GOP Not to Scare People with the Truth: FlAces
Something's (probably) got to give: Dinocrat

Climategate: One Must Ignore 200 Years of Observations to Believe in AGW: PJM
It's Come to This: Climate Kook Wants to Limit Births: JWF
Suppression of heresy at Copenhagen: Wizbang

World

Your Five Local Jihadis: Jawa
TiZA swings and misses: Power Line
Hmmmmm: Khattab Removes All Traces of Link to Ft. Hood Killer Hasan: Jawa

Bruce Bawer Reports from Copenhagen: InstaPundit
Asymmetrical outrage: The Egyptians build a wall, where's the outrage? : TigerHawk
No French citizenship for 'burqa' Muslims: Maktoob

Sci-Tech

Amazon EC2 cloud service hit by botnet, outage: CNet

Cornucopia

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations: Cracked
7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag: Guyism (NSFW)
Golden Geese Land in Oslo: Michelle's Mirror

Friday, December 11, 2009

Lucky Coyote

Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75 mph, embedded in the fender, rode for 600 miles — and SURVIVED!

When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75 mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on.

They didn't realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and-run.

Eight hours, two fuel stops, and 600 miles later they found the wild animal embedded in their front fender - and very much alive.






Snopes said it's true, so it's an ironclad fact.

"[Daniel] saw fur and the body inside the grill," Tevyn East said. "I was trying to keep some distance. Our assumption was it was part of the coyote — it didn't register it was the whole animal."

Daniel East got a broom to try and pry the remains out of the bumper and got the shock of his life.

"It flinched," Tevyn East said. "It was a huge surprise — he got a little freaked out."

Tevyn and Daniel huddled with Jeffrey Adams, who got on the telephone with volunteers from Wildlife Rehabilitation and Release.

Volunteer Jan Crowell arrived with a kennel and equipment to help corral the coyote, including a catch pole with a loop, and the delicate operation to rescue the coyote got under way.

Crowell was able to get the catch pole loop around its neck and used that to guide the animal into the dog carrier. She then took the coyote home, where she rehabilitates wild mammals, for observation.

"I was just amazed," Crowell said. "Quite frankly, I figured it would have broken bones."

When the 45-pound canine calmed down, the only injuries it appeared to have sustained were a scratch on one leg and a scrape on the pad of one paw, she said.

Comparo: Does the BMW 5-Series Finally Beat the Mercedes E-Class?

The BMW Blog has posted the "Comparison: New Mercedes-Benz E-Class vs. New BMW 5 Series."

The moment we have all been waiting for is finally here: a real life comparison between the recently unveiled 2011 BMW 5 Series and the latest Mercedes-Benz E-Class design.

While we have been down this road just a few days ago with a photo comparison between the 5 Series and its competitors, this is time, the German magazine Autobild managed to get their hands on the new 5 and place it against the E-Class, and by place it, we mean, literally next to it.


Frankly, I prefer ragtops, where I can let my long, lustrous hair run free in the wind.

Dear Haloscan, Go Jam Tiger's Putter Up Your Wazoo

I received the following email earlier today with the subject heading "Haloscan is being discontinued." Haloscan is, for the non-techies in the audience, the application that this site has used for years. It powers the comments feature and the trackbacks at the bottom of each post.

So check this out:

Dear Haloscan user,

Our records show that you are (or have been) using the Haloscan commenting service on your Blog or website.

Haloscan is being discontinued on Dec 26, 2009.

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Please note that you must chose one of these options before the cut off date or your comment service and data will be inaccessible.

Please log into your Haloscan administration dashboard at http://haloscan.com/members/ to learn more about the transition options.

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I'm not real good at arithmetic, but this appears to be a threat. Tony Soprano says that if we don't pay up within a few days that my 10,000-or-so comments by users will be deleted.

Some might call that type of message blackmail. But I call it stupidity. Consider the ill-will that this type of behavior engenders. Among bloggers! You hear me? These are bloggers, for heaven's sake! It's not like they're gonna shut up about this garbage!

Anyhow, perhaps you've noticed some formatting problems with our esteemed journal of late. Our formatting editor -- yes, it's Biff Spackle -- has tried to reformat the site to remove Haloscan altogether. Let us know in the comments, or via email, if you've been seeing problems. And we apologize in advance for this crap, but -- frankly -- go call Haloscan and tell them they're wankers.

Top Eight Reasons Mrs. Tiger Woods Should Have Known...


#8 - Frequently spotted in nightclubs with Eliot Spitzer.

#7 - Unexplained nicks and dents on his balls.

#6 - Retrofitted his Cadillac Escalade with curb feelers.

#5 - American Express charge for $2,000 from Waffle House.

#4 - Had always promised he'd be faithful within the three adjoining counties.

#3 - Often heard humming the theme song from Shaft in the shower.

#2 - On Facebook, his relationship status reads, "Dayammmmmmmmmm."

#1 - Always referred to his privates as "the wood".


Larwyn's Linx: 'Soiling Your Pants Will Not Gain You Respect'

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Nation

Why are we tiring of Obama?: Hanson
An Unconstitutional Mandate: Corner
It Begins: Sotomayor says there are no "illegal aliens": WyBlog

President Obama's Many Shticks: AT
Jennings must not get a pass on Fistgate: SIGIS
Steve Poizner, California Gov, 2010: Riehl

Defending America

Wrong about Past and Present: Rivkin and Casey
Obama's Moral Confusion: Corner
Asylum Interlude -- What I Learned as a Prosecutor: WashReb

Economy

Repeal the Social Security Earnings Penalty: Blumer
Taxing your mere existence: LegalIns
Things are a lot better now: Grand Rants

Pass cap-n-trade or I'll kill the economy!: BlogProf
CBC nets $10 billion of your money in boycott: Riehl
I Can't Eat Crab Claws, I've Got to Bankrupt the Country!: SIGIS

Media

Andrew Breitbart Announces Launch of New 'Big' Sites: Mediaite
Rolling Stone: Waaaaaaaah! Obama sold us out!: Surber
2039: S, C & A

Colin Powell's endorsement will live in infamy: GrandPartisan
A Magazine Cover Obama Wishes He Wasn't On: JWF
Will Charlie Gibson leave Fistgate to the 'Cables'?: AT

Detroit Teachers Union hits snooze button on wake-up call of disastrous student test scores: BlogProf
CBS/NYT Poll Keeps Obama at 50%, By Homogenizing Sample With Poll of Helen Thomas' Ladies-Only Combination Book Club and Cat Fashion Revue: Ace

Climate & Energy

Global Warming: An Entire Movement Founded on 'Confirmation Bias': Belmont
Sure, Why Not: Scientists Overseeing CRU "Pressured" to Sign Circular Defending AGW "Or Risk Losing Work": Ace
Emails, schmeemails, look at the polar ice caps: AT (Hoven)

Say what?! Stanford's Schneider claims: 'Hockey stick never used as proof of warming by IPCC': Pielke
Climategate gaining traction - even in New Jersey: AT (Smith)
Hey, My Tucson Station Is Now Surrounded by a Big Heat Island but the Nearby Grand Canyon Station Remains Pristine, So You Know What I'ma Do? I'ma "Homogenize" 'Em. Hey Look! Now They Show Warming!: Ace

World

Vaclav Havel on Obama: Soiling Your Pants Will Not Gain You International Respect: GWP
Bolton tears Obama's speech to shreds: Atlas
Greece is going bankrupt: Dollard

Shocker… Obama Bashes America During Nobel Acceptance Speech: GWP
Hard Truths: Crittenden
Angelina Jolie calls out Obama on Sudan: Surber

Man-Child President Honored in Indonesia: JWF
Obama on DC Jihadis: "Fiercely loyal Muslims": Atlas

Sci-Tech

What I saw at the Revolution: AJacksonian
Tesco to offer iPhone contracts: BBC

Cornucopia

EPA-approved gas masks contain your CO2: Cube
Schizophrenic Quotes Are Always A Treat: HappyHosp
Ruh Rohbama: SondraK

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Democrat Utopia: Free Unicorns for Everyone


"Those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account, to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day, because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government." -- President Barack Obama, 1/20/09


The federal government -- controlled completely by Democrats -- is in the process of bequeathing our children crushing debts. Imagine being born into the world owing $200,000 for a house you'll never get to occupy. That's what each member of America's next generation will get to experience.

And it's not just the federal government. California. New York. Michigan. Illinois. All of the Blue States, dominated for decades by leftist Democrats, are disintegrating as we speak. Consider:

S&P Downgrades Illinois Illinois From AA- to A+ with a negative outlook.

The downgrade reflects what we view as the state's deteriorating liquidity and financial position... Illinois failed to address its fiscal 2009 deficit, which was carried into fiscal 2010. Similar to many other states, revenues are performing below originally forecast levels... The absence of recurring solutions in the next year to deal with the current budget challenges and begin to stabilize liquidity will likely result in a further downgrade of llinois.

Year in and year out, California spends $10 billion more than it takes in: And the state now faces a $21 billion dollar shortfall and officials have explored some *cough* creative secessionary proposals to paper over the disaster.

California's finances have been so bad that the governor's finance director, Mike Genest, told a budget forum in Washington last week that back in February he had combed through the U.S. Constitution to research whether California could legally declare bankruptcy -- or revert to some kind of territorial status.

With 16% unemployment, Michigan is staring at its own multi-billion dollar deficit: In addition tospending billions more than it takes in, Michigan's $2.3 billion community health budget, 90 percent of which is Medicaid, will get slammed with an additional $500 million or so by socialized medicine. And that's just part of the problem.

The Senate Fiscal Agency says the state collected $120 million less in tax revenues in the last two months than projected in May... That means the budget deficit is getting bigger than economists thought... Gov. Jennifer Granholm and lawmakers have cut spending and filled much of this year's hole with federal stimulus money. They are facing a bigger shortfall in the next budget.

Gee, that sounds sustainable. Filling in budget shortfalls with money from the federal taxpayer.

And, at the federal level, the hits just keep on comin'.

Emergency Jobless Claims Hit All-Time High: And I thought President Obama said the economy was recovering.

The number you won't hear mentioned anywhere in the Mainstream Media: 327,729. That is how many people shifted to Emergency Unemployment Compensation programs in the last week alone, hitting an all time record high of 4.2 million!

Oh, and did you hear?

America is broke -- and the Democrats keep spending: Politico's headline reads 'Dems to lift debt ceiling by $1.8 trillion, fear 2010 backlash'. In a nutshell, the Statists are in a central-planning frenzy and won't let up until they control health care and every energy-consuming business in the country:

In a bold but risky year-end strategy, Democrats are preparing to raise the federal debt ceiling by as much as $1.8 trillion before New Year’s rather than have to face the issue again prior to the 2010 elections.

* * *

Welcome to the Obamaconomy! Welcome to the CCCP! And let's have 'em run health care, too!


Google Merges Virtual With Physical


Google continues to blur the borders between the offline and online worlds.

...a new effort just launched by Google uses window decals to help the most searched-upon local retailers forge online connections from the bricks-and-mortar store.

...As part of its Favorite Places on Google effort, the search giant has identified more than 100,000 local businesses in the U.S. that are searched upon most often by users. They include restaurants, stores and other establishments in more than 9,000 towns and cities across the nation, and each one of them will soon receive a window decal from Google featuring a scannable QR code...

...Patrons and other passers-by can then scan that code with any of hundreds of mobile devices—including iPhone, Android phones, BlackBerry and more—and be taken directly to that business's Place Page on their mobile phone. There, they can find reviews and coupons or "star" the business as one they want to remember for later; soon, they'll be able to leave reviews as well...

Sometimes I get the feeling that Google is playing chess while everyone else is yelling "King Me!".


The Fallen 13 -- And One Guardian Angel


Chapter 154 of Mt. Clemens, Michigan, via Dennis, sent this one in. We will not forget.




















Seriously: The President and Valerie Jarrett want your ideas for boosting the economy


The President's handpicked slumlord -- Valerie Jarrett -- is soliciting ideas about improving the economy. Gee, I've got a few thoughts.

The White House website asks the following questions, for which you can submit answers electronically. And they're encouraging folks to organize (what else?) 'community events' in order to solicit even more ideas! In the spirit of helping out, my suggested responses are in bold.

From what you have heard about the President’s Jobs Forum, what seems relevant to your community?:

Slashing the size of government, slashing taxes, stopping all deficit spending and getting the hell off our backs.

What parts of your local economy are working or thriving? What businesses and sectors are expanding and hiring?:

The EPA appears to be hiring (though not really working). Other than the federal government, no one is expanding.

What parts of your local economy are not working or thriving? What businesses and sectors have been hit the hardest? What are people struggling with the most?:

All businesses have stopped hiring because they are awaiting the outcome of the new 8% mandatory health tax, draconian new 'carbon regulations' and energy taxes. People are struggling with an out-of-control federal government that has violated the Constitution repeatedly to push its radical, sixties-retread, no-growth, flat Earth, Marxist agenda.

What are the opportunities for growth in your community? What businesses and sectors seem poised to rebound? What do you see as the “jobs of the future”?:

Until the city goes broke next year, they're hiring at the dump. One key job of the future would be as a 'command-and-control' central planner for the EPA. Really.

What are the obstacles to job creation in your community? What could make local businesses more likely to start hiring?:

Obstacles include income taxes, payroll taxes, FICA taxes, unemployment taxes, gas taxes, property taxes, capital gains taxes, excise taxes, state taxes, county taxes, city taxes, sales taxes, and regulations from every bureau, department, commission and agency imaginable. What would make businesses start hiring? Slashing taxes and slashing the size of bureaucracies that only serve as a drag on the real economy and just create volumes of useless regulations. Really.

What other issues and ideas should the President consider?:

Following through on his oath to uphold the Constitution would be a good start. Really.

Describe your event:

Tea Party. Yes, really.



Larwyn's Linx: How bad is the Senate bill?

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Nation

How bad is the Senate bill?: Pundette
The Charge of the 280 Dems: Morris
As Long as Harry Reid Raises the Subject...: AT

Take This Paradigm and Shove It: Psychology Today
GOP Survival Tactic: Welcome the New Leaders: AT
Mad as hell... and not going away: WashExam

Where Not to Eat: DPU

Defending America

It Begins: Fortress Manhattan Prepares for KSM: Jawa
Eric Holder's Security Summit: for KSM Trials: SIGIS
Charges against Navy SEALs published: BMW

Economy

Obama: Let's Rein In Spending With Even Wilder Spending: GWP
Czar Obama takes aim at Congress, Economy: WashExam
Buchanan cops highest-paid in region: LoHud

"Initiate ‘Operation: Kommand und Kontrol’…at vunce!": Cold Fury
Did Obama Expose His Own Mendacity?: Power Line
Census Bureau Reports Collapse In State Tax Revenue: Zero Hedge

Media

Obama warns GOP: stop frightening Americans about my policies: Hot Air
Today's Michael Ramirez: SondraK
Listen for the Outcry: Former Clinton Operative Taking Helm of Morning ‘News’ Show: NewsBusters

Climate & Energy

Darwin Ground Zero: The Data Was Faked: Ace
Eurocops: 90% of all carbon trading is bogus: TAB
The Politicization of the EPA — an Administration's Radical Gamble: PJM (Carlin)

EPA Must Be Stopped: Investors
ClimateGate: Al Gore's Political Tin Ear: PJM
Global Warming Data Fraud: Australia Has Been Cooling for 130 Years: BlogProf

World

Egypt builds giant wall, including subterranean metal wall, at Gaza border to stop Palestinians: Maktoob
Explaining Russian and Chinese Policy: From Communists to Super-Capitalist Merchants: RubRep
Wednesday Hero: CallPatriot

Lion's Den: Resistance to Islamization: Pipes
'Smart Diplomacy': Obama Snubs King: InstaPundit

Sci-Tech

Virgin Galactic Dubs New Ship “Enterprise”: Verum Serum

Cornucopia

Most Tasteless Christmas Gift Evah: Jawa
A Test for Obama: ATFO
Argentina 2005: Thoughts on Urban Survival: Ferfal

What can O do for you?: SondraK
How dogs are man's better friends: Canines outclass cats by a whisker in the best pet test: London Daily Mail


Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Breitbart tears Media Matters a new.... well, you know...


'Fistgate' is the term being bandied about for the truly disgusting revelations around Barack Obama's Safe Schools Czar.

In recent weeks, Kevin Jennings has been repeatedly linked to supporters of NAMBLA as well as a wide variety of shockingly explicit educational material aimed at schoolkids.

As usual, the "criminal front group known as Media Matters" (in the words of attorney Mark Levin and which I believe is the phrase they prefer), stepped up to the plate to defend Jennings against the well-deserved attacks.

Andrew Breitbart -- creator of BigGovernment -- unleashed a devastating Twitter attack best captured in the following string of tweets.

John Podesta, as puppetmaster of left, will you get your hands around FistGate & get to bottom of it: http://tinyurl.com/ycotzex @mmfa

EARACHE (Eric) BOEHLERT? You don’t find something stinky about this Obama Safe Sex Czar ‘Fisting for Teens’ story? http://tinyurl.com/ycotzex @mmfa

Perils of Not Vetting Prez, MCLVII: Creates SafeSchoolCzar & Appoints Fella Fixed on Teaching Fisting to Minors: http://tinyurl.com/ycotzex

MEDIAMUTTERS & EARACHE BOEHLERT are just brown with envy that we keep getting scoop after scoop! http://tinyurl.com/y8t8yvk @mmfa

MEDIAMUTTERS: Lets co-join our exploratory bodies & get 2 bottom of 'Fist4Teens' so we can get behind this mess. http://tinyurl.com/ycotzex

I added:

@andrewbreitbart The onus is on @mmfa to perform a deep-dive into this enema of the state.

@andrewbreitbart I sphinc that the efforts of @mmfa are not in vein and that they will plug these holes

I can't help but giggle.