Monday, February 01, 2010

MacGruber Saves ObamaCare

MacGruber!

Making life-saving inventions out of household materials...

MacGruber!

The guy's a frikkin' genius...

MacGruber!

V/O: The Secret Headquarters of Obama Advisers David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel

MacGruber, we almost have the health care bill sewed up! Finally, after decades of trying...

...We just have to play it safe for another week or so, until Martha Coakley takes The Kennedy Seat.

Don't worry, Annie! I've got a great plan that is guaran-damn-teed to save Coakley's campaign!

What the hell are you smoking, MacGruber? All we have to do is not make any mistakes --

Shut up, Jesse! We've got no time to lose... get Chuckie Schumer on the line!

We'll have Schumer label Scott Brown "a far right tea-bagger"!!

One word from Chuckie and it'll seal us a 60-seat maj--

******KERBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!******

MacGruber!


Hit on Hamas: When You Want to Say Goodbye, Say It With Bullets

CCTV cameras captured the events alleged to have related to the killing of a Hamas terror honcho in Dubai. Mahmoud Abdel Rauf al-Mabhouh (Arabic: محمود عبد الرؤوف المبحوح;) was a senior Hamas military commander and a founder of the deadly Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades.

Al-Mabhouh was assassinated in the Al Bustan Rotana Hotel in Dubai on January 19, 2010, having arrived in the country earlier that day from Syria. It is suspected by Dubai police that he was murdered in his hotel room.





















 













































































I personally suspect Mahmoud Al Mabhouh committed suicide. He probably suffered from great remorse over his many terrorist activities against innocent civilians, which led to his electrocuting himself, followed by a wanton act of self-suffocation.