Folks, you just can't make this stuff up
Ted Kennedy is releasing his own children's book:| Meet the latest children’s author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in “My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C.” Scholastic Inc. will release the book in May. |
Bloggers throughout the world have proposed titles for the book and The Lone Star Times even has a draft of the cover. Some of the suggested titles (and, no, none of them are mine) include:
| "A toast to man’s best friend" "It Takes a Car Bridge" "Mary Jo and Ted's Excellent Adventure" "Driving Ms. Teddy" "Ted Swift and His Amazing Flying Car Boat" "The cow jumped over the moonbat" |
Too harsh? Note that Kennedy has -- in real life -- named his dog "Splash". Mary Jo Kopechne remained unavailable for comment.
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