Doug Ross @ Journal

Windy Joe Biden's Exploding Hair

Larry Sabato, director of the University of Virginia's Center for Politics, describing Windy Joe Biden's speechifying at the Alito hearing:

I've heard from a lot of reporters who said that when Biden started speaking, they took a break -- to go to the bathroom, get a sandwich. They took their time, because they knew that whenever they got back, he'd still be talking and they wouldn't have missed anything important... I wonder if laryngitis would be a terminal condition for him... I wonder if he could stand it if he couldn't talk. The words would just come exploding out of his hair.

Then what would become of Biden's comb-over?