Friday, March 23, 2007

Congressional Lost & Found


Can you help return these items to their rightful owners? The following items were found in the halls of Congress.

On the Republican Side of the Aisle
"GI Joe" Force RECON Marine

Includes: USA flag, belt-fed, man-portable automatic weapon, Javelin anti-tank weapon, NATO-style backback, M1911 .45 caliber sidearm, three spare magazines

On the Democratic side of the Aisle
"GI Jacques" French-speaking UN Soldier

Includes: White flag, guide book ("How to Surrender in 44 Languages including Arabic and Farsi"), and laminated pinup photograph of Yassar Arafat

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