How dare you question my latest budget? The "Robert Byrd Surrender Monument and Cryonic Storage Chamber" holds 18,000 of my elderly constituents in suspended animation. And it's strategically located in Nitro, West Virginia! I won't have you twaddlizing my work!
Thursday, July 19, 2007
A Senator faces a reporter's inquiry: 2036
How dare you question my latest budget? The "Robert Byrd Surrender Monument and Cryonic Storage Chamber" holds 18,000 of my elderly constituents in suspended animation. And it's strategically located in Nitro, West Virginia! I won't have you twaddlizing my work!
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