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Gary Tuchman's hysterical reporting on Hurricane Dean reached its apex this afternoon.

Larwyn notes that Tuchman's Breaking News Flash focused on the fact that the Mayan Ruins... will be ruined! Err - never mind that the structures date from 250 AD. This storm is the big one, Wolf! The Mayan ruins will be wiped flatter than Michael Moore's mattress!

Here's the "before" picture of one of the ruins.

And here's the predicted "after". Anyone want to wager?

Mr. Tuchman, I smell a Pulitzer!