Important Safety Information
Hillary is a Democratic candidate that combines two primary features, Socialism® (Marxism) and Liberalism® (progressivistic moonbattery). Hillary is used to treat Bush Derangement Syndrome, a disease that causes high blood pressure, dementia, anxiety, and intellectual constipation.
Hillary is not for everyone. It is not for those with common sense, entrepeneurs, legal immigrants, families, or those who fear a healthcare system that works as well as the DMV. If you vote for Hillary, tell your doctor if if you feel muscle pain, weakness, or a sudden onset of guilt. This could be a sign that you realize what you've done: i.e., doomed the American people to four years of Jimmy Carter with a deeper voice. The most common side effects are bleeding from the ears, four-month waits for MRI's, and a lighter wallet. These side effects tend to go away after you stop caring or if you die while awaiting medical treatment.
The information contained herein is provided for educational purposes only and is not intended to replace discussions with someone who actually remembers what four years of a Democratic president means. All decisions regarding voting should be made with a trusted vote broker, such as ACORN, ANSWER or MorOn.Org.
This product information is intended only for legal and illegal residents of the United States, convicted felons, and deceased parties who are still registered voters.
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