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Hello. Well, it's nice to finally meet you... Same here. So... how 'bout them Cubs? 28 and 18! Zambrano's been having a hell of a year! Indeed. But enough pleasantries, I'd -- No, we're not disbanding our nuclear program. What if we gave up 40% of Israel? How about 100% -- and we keep our nukes? You drive a hard bargain. What say you to... 50% of Israel and some F-16s? F-16s... uhm, no. My final offer: 60% of Israel, including Jerusalem. And a fully equipped aircraft carrier. Your voice... so smooth, so debonair... hmmm... I feel a concession coming on. Excellent! **Whew** I'm sorry, it wasn't a concession -- just gas. I've been diagnosed with problem flatulence. Painful affliction. I'll say. Anyhoo... look, here's the deal. We'll promise to stop our nuclear program in exchange for 95% of Israel, including Jerusalem. And a fully equipped aircraft carrier. As long as there are no nuclear inspectors. You can trust us -- our word is bond! Done! Oh, one other thing... Could you throw in $31 million for a... a... friend? $31 million? Get me a week of Karl Rove's consulting service and I'll round it up to $40 mill. I've got to run for re-election again. Oh, and say hi to Vice President Pelosi for me! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge!Update: TNOYF utilized a time-travel device to ascertain the real dialog between the leaders.
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