Hillary's next career move

Given her driving ambition, I can't see Hillary Rodham going back to the US senate and mingling with the likes of schmeckel Schumer and corpulent Kennedy. I contend that only a national stage will suffice.

So: what's next for Hillary?

Talk Radio Hostess -- possibly on EIB -- remorselessly attacking the policies of President McCain or Obama.

Late night infomercial goddess, advertising the amazing results of the Thighcrusher Deluxe, which also has multiple other uses.

National Pitch-woman for Crazy Hillary Electronics ("we're waging a jihad on prices!").

Update: Linked by Newsbusters, Sister Toldjah and Memeorandum. Thanks!