Wearable Protein

The Backcountry Blog describes the latest in outdoor apparel.

Kavu makes your secret vegan fantasy of covering yourself in tofu a reality...

...with their Soy Verde clothing. Kavu makes these hoodies and shorts from 54% soybean fiber, 44% organic cotton, and 3% spandex.

They say the eco-friendly fabric has a lush, almost greasy feel that’s unlike any other fabric.

If it really had a greasy feel, then it would definitely be unlike any other fabric. The truth is that it feels like thick, garment-washed cotton. Please don’t make any Lewinski jokes about wearing protein, especially if you get Kavu’s blue skirt (damn, broke my own rule).

Ewwwwww.