CNN, R.I.P.

The media watchers over at the excellent Business Insider are illustrating the final chapter of CNN's life as an alleged purveyor of news. It closes its days as the Atlanta-based, public relations bureau of the Democrat National Committee.

Consider, for instance, Nielsen's second-quarter numbers, which could be accompanied by a "gong".

"For starters, CNN is now the third-place behind Fox News and MSNBC among the coveted 25-54 demographic."

"Not helping matters, CNN's top stars, Campbell Brown and Anderson Cooper can't seem to hold on to their audiences, which have declined for three straight quarters."

Year over year, CNN's audience is down an astounding 10%.

But perhaps some more coverage of Michael Jackson's death would help. Anderson, could you make sure the lights are out before you leave tonight?