Oh no! My Bank of America account has been suspended!

Even though it's one of the lamest phishing attempts of all time, this missive made it through Google's sophisticated spam filters:

Oh, gee -- Bank of America is using an IP address and not a domain name. And they're using clear-text and not SSL (HTTPS).

It's a pity I don't have a BofA account, because I would enter my creds like *snap* that!