Administration reacts to the next inevitable terrorist attack

Fortunately, any prosecutions will take place in civilian courts -- so we can hold our heads high in the court of world opinion.

In related news, the Iranian News Agency (IRNA) reports that the Mullahs threatened Switzerland over its ban of minarets. Earlier today, Iran warned the Swiss of "consequences" after a public referendum voted to ban further minaret development.

These are precisely the kind of delightful blokes we'd want possessing nukes.