Using competitors sourced from Gitmo and rendition sites around the world, the events will include:
Bus Pull: A Festivus-style feat of strength, the Bus Pull is a timed event with an exciting finish. Entrants wear 
Chemical weapon Decathlon: a cloud of spray from Saddam Hussein's stockpile of WMDs descends on a football field as contestants race from one goal line to the other: first to retrieve masks at the other end, then back to the original goal line -- and survival.
Escape from Abu Ghraib: competitors dive, climb and crawl their way to simulated freedom while being chased by German Shepherds.
Heated High Jump: a flaming ring continues to rise until each contestant must be doused with water. Unique to this event, the winner also receives a mink coat.Tickets for all events are available through Eric Holder's Department of Justice.
Update: 51% of Illinois residents oppose hosting the TerroRlympics -- or just housing the terrorists at all.
Both, Obama and Holder, know what they are doing. They know that, in a civilian court that all those arrested must have their rights read to them. How many of the Terrorist had their rights read to them. They also know that all Terrorist were tortured and there for any and all confessions are not allowed, in a civilian court. This last summer, a judge, in New York City, freed a Terrorist. Something about the evidence, being not admissable. He was involved with the attack on the USS Cole. As to Illinois, there is a large Muslim population in Chicage and in Michigan. In fact, some areas have such a large concentration, of Muslims, that Sharia law is enforce, and the police look the other way when a women is killed for honor.
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