Navy Pledges 'Green Strike Force' by 2012; No Word on Zero-Carbon Emission Bunker-Busters

Please, someone -- anyone -- tell me that this is an early April Fool's Day joke.

If there's any group on Earth that shouldn't have to worry about carbon emissions -- especially now that warmal colding has been exposed as another in a series of U.N.-orchestrated bunko scams (remember "Oil for Food"?) -- it's our brave men and women serving in the military.

What's next? Zero-emission Tomahawks? Earth-friendly F-16s? I've got an idea: let's save the environment by taking out Iran's nuclear weapons facility before they get a chance to use their nukes on us. We'll call it a wash.