Thank you, sir... may I have another?

Dan from New York:

ABC News

Security for 9/11 Trials in NYC Will Cost More than $400M

Cost of Trying 9/11 Terrorists Could Go as High as $600 Million

Can someone get Shmuckie Schumer on the phone and ask him who's footing the bill for his party leader's latest fiasco?

And, while you're at it, inquire what Schumer's done for New York State lately. At least Ben Nelson played hard to get and snatched a few billion for Nebraska.

Being a hooker is one thing, Chuck, being a hooker who gives it away for nothing is quite another.

Dan, look on the bright side: it's only $100 to $150 million per terrorist.

And President Obama insists this effort will greatly improve our image with the Arab street. That's why Iran has given up its quest for nuclear warheads, Hamas has stopped rocketing Israel, Syria has quit its pursuit of WMDs, and Al Qaeda has completely ceased its efforts to destroy airliners mid-flight.


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