Monday, January 11, 2010

Top 10 Liberal Proverbs

10. The early bird gets to redistribute the worm

9. There is such a thing as a free lunch

8. Inaction speaks louder than work

7. Don't cross the bridge if you're being driven by a Kennedy*

6. All good things come to those who register dead voters

5. A stimulus in time, saves or creates nine of something or other.**

4. Slothfulness is golden

3. What's good for the goose should be good for all the damn geese, m*****f*****!

2. A penny saved is a penny which needs to be taxed and redistributed those not fortunate enough to win life's lottery. **

1. If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again. **

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Let me know if I missed any.

Update: A Mr. H. Reid suggests, "Never judge a book by its cover so long as it is clean, articulate, with light skin and have no Negro dialect, unless it wanted to have one."

* Hat tip: The Bad.
** Hat tip: Magical Pat.

 

6 comments:

  1. Don't cross the bridge if Ted Kennedy is driving...

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  2. Anonymous7:36 PM

    A penny saved is a penny which needs to be taxed and redistributed those not fortunate enough to win life's lottery...

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  3. If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

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  4. Behind every successful man, is a wallet that needs pillaging.

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  5. A stimulus in time, saves or creates nine of something or other.

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  6. Hypocrisy means never having to say you're sorry. Or, the truth.

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