1. Milhaus (aka Barack Milhaus Obama, aka Barack Hussein Obama)
2. Plugs (Joe Biden)
3. Stretch (Nancy Pelosi)
4. Mary Landfill (Mary Landrieu)
5. Jim 'Melon-Head' Webb
6. Al Capone (Rahm Emanuel)
7. Meyer Lansky (David Axelrod)8. John McLame (John McCain)
9. Harry 'the Body Odor' Reid
10. Jon Leibowitz (Jon Stewart)
11. Benedict Nelson (Ben Nelson)
12. The Dwarf Senator (Barbara Boxer)
13. John D-Student Kerry (John Kerry)
14. The New York Slimes (New York Times)
15. Washington Compost (Washington Post)
16. The 8pm-er (Bill O'Reilly)
17. Screwball on Screwball (Chris Matthews)
18. MSLSD (MSNBC)
19. The Associated Depress (AP)
20. Little Dick Durbin (Richard Durbin)
21. Dianne Frankenfeinstein (Dianne Feinstein)
22. The Spiteful Troll (Al Franken)
23. Schmucky (Chuck Schumer)
24. Olympia Snowjob (Olympia Snowe)
25. Arlen Spectacle (Arlen Specter)
26. Stempy Hoyer (Steny Hoyer)
27. Keith Overbite (aka Countdown to No Ratings, aka Keith Olbermann)
28. The 5pm-er (aka The Backbencher with Tourettes, aka Glenn Beck)
29. Her Thighness (aka Hillary Rotten Clinton, aka Hillary Rodham Clinton)
30. BJ (Bill Jefferson Clinton)
31. Meet the Depressed (Meet the Press)
32. Rachel Madcow (Rachel Maddow)
33. The Buck-Toothed Moron (David Letterman)
34. The Jerkinator (aka Moron in Two Languages, aka Arnold Schwarzenegger)
35. John Dingleberry (John Dingell)
36. Lindsey "Goober" Graham
37. Barney's Frank (Barney Frank)
38. Anthony's Weiner (Anthony Weiner)
39. The Crminal Front Group Known as Media Matters
40. RuPaul (Ron Paul)
41. Jesse Jerkson (Jesse Jackson)
42. Al "Not So" Sharpton
43. Weiner Nation (aka Savage Nation, aka Michael Savage)
44. Steven Cole Bert (aka Spock Ears, aka Steven Colbert)
45. Repubicans (Moderate Republicans)
46. Tom Brokejaw (Tom Brokaw)
47. Huffington Compost (Huffington Post)
48. American Criminal Liberties Union (American Civil Liberties Union)
49. National Organization for Really Ugly Women (National Organization for Women)
50. Colon Polyp (Colin Powell)
I'm sorry, but "Milhaus" never gets old. And -- who'd I miss?
Big deal -- Levine (La VIN?!) copies pathetic, neurotic Michael Savage who works overtime to make up junior high pseudo names for everyone he dislikes (virtually the world), too.
ReplyDeleteBoth think they are so original and clever. Both are complete bores in my book.
Yo, Anon -
ReplyDeleteExcept that Levin (not Levine) has written multiple NYT bestsellers including one on the Supreme Court and one on the Constitution and American History (1.25 million copies sold of Liberty & Tyranny).
Except that Levin uses his real name, unlike Savage.
Except that Levin is President of Landmark Legal Foundation, which successfully litigates against the usurpation of the Constitution by an out-of-control federal government.
Except that Levin is a Constitutional scholar par excellence and his radio shows are often like law school lectures.
Levin is awesome. Read Liberty & Tyranny, then get back to me.
Mr freeze - Al Gore
ReplyDeleteLevin is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteHis radio show is brutal. He is fine when on a monologue, but the moment he starts talking to actual people, the show tanks.
Hosts like Rush, Hannity, Beck, Prager have the ability to take whacko leftwing callers and make their shows more enjoyable. When Levin gets a liberal, he resorts to playground style insults and hangs up. Really entertaining, not.
"When Levin gets a liberal, he resorts to playground style insults and hangs up. Really entertaining, not."
ReplyDeleteactually thats not entirely true - when the mood takes him, he invokes the 60 second liberal clock.
Other times he goes with the flow and lets the liberal dig himself a rather big hole.. as exemplified by this clip via Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVmvZa-G4Fk
You forgot chris "ill have another drink" matthews aka chris matthews.
ReplyDeletebig fat ed the red schultz
ReplyDeletematt demon matt damon
ReplyDeleteThe Morning Schmo aka Joe Scarborough
ReplyDeleteKrispy Kreme - Chris Christie
ReplyDeleteThe creepy little ballerina - Rahm Emanuel
Chuck Shmagel- Chuck Hagel
ReplyDeleteThe Capa cod orca Ted Kennedy.
ReplyDeleteJim "Melon-head" Web
ReplyDeleteNancy "Stretch" Pelosi
ReplyDeleteJosh "NOT-SO" Earnest
ReplyDeleteBJ Bill Jefferson aka The Big Dummy
ReplyDeleteJohn Kerry=Mashed Potato Face
dear anonymous
ReplyDeleteyou are a pathetic jerk. another left wing liberal hack. at least it is harder for you dumb as%es that you cannot hide anymore with the advent of computers which makes it very hard for you left wing lying scumbags to bad your boy bill c and his hack dum& a$s wife have finally got outed do us all a favor bro and crawl back either into the slime laden pond you came out of or crawl under the nearest rock and leave the rest of middle america alone ok dick head?
sincerely,
some one does not like you or any of your liberal hack friends