Sunday, March 07, 2010

Adam Gadahn, aka "Azzam the Porky", caught in Pakistan; Holder may press charges against captors who squeezed arm "hard enough to leave a bruise"

It's Hammer Time as chunky American-turned-terrorist Adam Gadahn is reported to have been captured in Karachi, Pakistan. [Oh, boys, dost thou have turncoats in your midst? Perhaps you should cleanse the ranks of suspected rat-finks.]

Gadahn is, according to MSNBC, the first American to have been charged with treason (richly deserved, I might add) in 50 years. Gadahn is 31 years old and was raised on a farm in Riverside County, California. After visiting a mosque in Orange County, he quickly became -- try and contain your shock -- radicalized and ended up moving to Pakistan at age 19.

Because of his English-speaking skills and his jolly, fleshy appearance, Gadahn was selected as a key spokesman for Al Qaeda. He also is said to have secured a lucrative endorsement deal with Infidel-Beheader Brand™ Scimitars.

In recent years he has called for numerous attacks on the U.S. homeland and has even recommended finding ways to shake "consumer confidence and stifle spending"; as for the latter suggestion, Democrats appear to have taken it to heart with massive failed spending programs including a Stimulus package, Omnibus budget bills, jobs programs, housing rescues, and auto company takeovers.


Update: Darleen Click: "How soon will the Left try and cast Gadahn as a rightwing Teabagger?"

Update II: Apparently, it was not Adam Gadahn but some other American jihadist who was arrested.

Hat tip: Memeorandum.
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6 comments:

  1. Duncan Idaho4:05 PM

    Dude, I'll pay money to kick that punk in the nuts. Or have Butters from South Park shoot him, IN THE NUTS!!!!

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  2. Jim - PRS5:19 PM

    I want this rat bastard dead.

    There, I said it.

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  3. Anonymous8:08 PM

    Forget the treason trial, just handcuff the fat oaf in the jetway of a flight that was delayed due to a security checkpoint breach. The have the flight attendants pass out baseball bats as everybody disembarks.

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  4. Kate Delaney8:18 PM

    This proves that everybody has their own time. Squeezing his arm is not even enough for what they have done to innocent people, the guts to threat about pressing charges. Honestly, whatever verdict given to him is still not enough.

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  5. Duncan Idaho10:20 PM

    At one point, the Taliban's medical wing suggested to Al Qaeda that they need to change his name to Azzam al Neckbeard.

    I guess the name change don't work.

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  6. student aid5:33 AM

    This post is very nice But Pakistan is very harmful country. but i don't about Pakistan.

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