President Creates or Saves 16,500 Jobs of IRS Agents Who Will Work in the New Federal Health Care Enforcement Division

The Internal Revenue Service, the country's most beloved agency, will soon be hiring if CubaCare passes.

Obamacare will result in the creation of at least 16,500 new jobs. Doctors? Nurses? Ha! Dream on, suckers. That’s 16,500 new IRS agents, who’ll be needed to check whether you — yes, you, Mr. and Mrs. Hopendope of 27 Hopeychangey Gardens — are in compliance with the 15 tax increases and dozens of new federal mandates the Deemocrats are about to “deem” into existence. This will be the biggest expansion of the IRS since World War II — and that’s change you can believe in. This is what “health” “care” “reform” boils down to: fewer doctors, longer wait times, but more bureaucrats.

Oh, please, Senator Nogoodnick, I need that kidney transplant! I know my age exceeded the government-approved limit on Life Quality Years™, but I really want to live...

The health bills being pushed through Congress put important decisions in the hands of presidential appointees like [Rahm Emanuel's brother] Dr. [Ezekiel] Emanuel. They will decide what insurance plans cover, how much leeway your doctor will have, and what seniors get under Medicare.

...In the Lancet, Jan. 31, 2009, Dr. Emanuel and co-authors presented a "complete lives system" for the allocation of very scarce resources, such as kidneys, vaccines, dialysis machines, intensive care beds, and others... Dr. Emanuel concedes that his plan appears to discriminate against older people, but he explains: "Unlike allocation by sex or race, allocation by age is not invidious discrimination...

When you add politics into health care, you've created a truly evil brew. These malevolent Democrat hack politicians will, if this bill passes, use health care as a weapon against the people. They will reward allies and punish enemies. They will withhold treatment, share personal data, and exercise control over every American's life.

In fact, every single aspect of their despicable activities are at odds with the American founding, the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

And they don't care. Not a bit. Because, for Democrats, socialism trumps patriotism.