We confiscated all DVDs at the Blockbuster here... and here.
We also grabbed every flash drive at Charlottenburg and...
And burned the VHS tapes we discovered in Kreuzberg.
...and Schöneberg.
That leaves only the Hollywood Video at Alexanderplatz... ...and Friedrichstrasse. Perfect.
That stops the spread in its tracks! Well done!
Mein Führer...
Mein Führer... Hermann Göering... accidentally emailed a copy of the bunker video to his entire contact list.
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Anyone with a Gmail or Hotmail account.... Leave. Now.
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FLYING MONKEY F**K!!
THAT FAT F**K GOERING DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE EMAIL???
HOW G***AMN HARD IS IT TO NOT HIT THE 'REPLY ALL' BUTTON?
FAT SONOFAB***H CAN BARELY TYPE! I'VE SEEN HIM! HUNT AND PECK!
HE TYPES WITH TWO G***AMN FINGERS!
AND HIS F***ING BREATH MINTS! DOES HE THINK THOSE WORK??
HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE A PEPPERMINT FART!!
WHO DOES HE THINK HE'S FOOLING??
YOU COULDN'T COVER THAT SMELL WITH A GALLON OF FEBREZE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
AND HE'S A TECHNOLOGICAL ILLITERATE!!
HE DOESN'T EVEN USE FIREFOX!!
HE SURFS THE DAMN WEB WITH WINDOWS XP AND INTERNET EXPLORER! IE6!!!
Mein Führer... we forced him to upgrade to Windows 7 and IE8.
IE8? IE8???
THAT PIECE OF S*** WAS HACKED BY THE CHINESE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN RELEASED!
YES, LET'S DOWNLOAD F***ING SILVERLIGHT!
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AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME HE UPDATED HIS ANTIVIRUS??
HE CAN'T EVEN F***ING SPELL A.V.!!
AND DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW HE'S SURFING THOSE RUSSIAN PORN SITES!
I GOT THE DAMN WEBSENSE REPORTS! THE MOTHERF***ER IS A PERVERT!!
FIVE THOUSAND HITS ON BIGBOOTIES.COM?
DOES HE THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT??
He's not competent to operate a videocamera, much less a keyboard.
What's next?
WHY NOT TELL ME HE SENT THE VIDEO TO BRIAN ROSS??
OR THAT FAT SLUG MICHAEL MOORE??
THERE'S TWO PEAS IN A POD!
ONE F***ING WMV FILE.
I thought I was going to be a legend, even in death.
An immortal hero to the idiots at Stormfront.
Hell, some of those twits think I'm going to survive the war and escape to Caracas.
WHY?
TO END UP IN A PHOTO OP FOR THAT PORKY THUG HUGO CHAVEZ??
Not only can't he keep the trains running, he doesn't even know how to keep electric power flowing.
How hard is it to burn some damn coal?
I could have been a martyr, worshiped for all times.
Iran, Syria, North Korea...
All of those bastards are pikers compared to me.
Kim Jong-Il? That midget twerp couldn't hold my jockstrap.
Assad? How's that reactor working out, dumbass?
Ahmedinejad? That hairy troll would've been bitch-slapped by Neville Chamberlain.
S***. With that video on the loose...
My a** is going to be punked for all eternity.
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