Shock Super-Scandal: Climatards Abuse Sheep

This is how the Climatards (I hear that's the term they prefer) track methane emission from sheep in New Zealand. I kid you not.

In NZ, cows and sheep outnumber mere humans by tens of millions. The Climatards, eh, the 'global warming researchers' are attempting to compute how much they can tax the beasts' belching and frapping. Oh, and they're coming up with a vaccine to help suppress methane emission.

Someone get PETA on the phone, stat. Maybe we can incite a radical Leftist catfight.