The party that precipitated the great hair gel shortage of 2010.
Kids: be warned that excessive tanning will damage your retinas.
The post-production party from the new show Project Oompa Loompa.
The hedgehog coiff was popular for a couple of days this month.
Close call: these guys were just two tanning-bed settings from death.
Hair: check. Pink jacket: checkety-check. Date: check and mate, biznatch!
Happy hour at the bodybuilding hairdressers convention.
Supah Wiseguy!
Tan-in-a-can meets fake-and-bake.
Calm down ladies - none of these dudes are taken.Hat tip: Sean E.
OMG! Look at what Spruce Springsteen and his E-Orange Street Band has done to the American male.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah Rock on Orange Clowns.
I think I've died and gone to Miami Vice Hell.
ReplyDeletethey need to get over it and contend with the fact that they're white...
ReplyDeletethat isn't my New Jersey...
The environment is becoming more and more polluted with estroge and estrogen-like compounds. And it's becoming more obvious by the day! You know our civilization has lost the game when we're overrun with guys--MALES! People with Y chromosomes!--who shell out wads of money on HAIR SALONS and TANNING BEDS!!
ReplyDeleteUGH. I will be so glad when the "metrosexual" phenomenon goes away. Give me a REAL MAN who gets tanned the old-fashioned way: riding the range, chopping wood, and building bridges! (Better yet, give me a real man with some common sense--who wears long-sleeve shirts and wide-brim hats to protect himself so he won't be killed, or grotesquely disfigured, by skin cancer!)
THIS SPEAK OF THIS GENERATION....NOT MY NJ. If they want to depict the REAL Jersey Shore they need a clue. Backyard tiki parties...bonfires on the beach....friends and pools and guitars on porches.....not these idiots that are mostly from NYC anyway.
ReplyDeleteTHIS SPEAK OF THIS GENERATION....NOT MY NJ. If they want to depict the REAL Jersey Shore they need a clue. Backyard tiki parties...bonfires on the beach....friends and pools and guitars on porches.....not these idiots that are mostly from NYC anyway.
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