Thursday, August 19, 2010

The AP needs a new name for Ground Zero Mosque: won't you please help? Update: The Top 15 #APMosqueNames So Far

Because the AP ordered its reporters to stop referring to the Ground Zero Mosque as, well, the Ground Zero Mosque, helpful commenters at Michelle Malkin's site suggested some alternatives.

Pro journalists: take note. The top 15?

15. Landing Gear Mosque
14. Project Bloomberg
13. 9/11 Victory Mosque
12. Daily Kosque
11. Caliphate-on-Hudson
10. The Gorelick & Clarke Building
 9. Mosque formerly known as the Ground Zero Mosque
 8. Hamosque
 7. Crater’s Edge
 6. Bullseye
 5. The Mohammed Atta Memorial
 4. Hormel House
 3. The Debris Field Mosque
 2. Burlington Terrorist Factory
 1. New York Fire Training Academy

Won't you please help the AP?


Update: Cerploda House.

29 comments:

  1. House of the usual suspects

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  2. Anonymous10:20 PM

    The Allah-day Inn

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  3. Anonymous10:38 PM

    Mosqow on the Hudson

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  4. Miss Piggy's Downtown Digs

    The Presidential House of Worship

    House of Ali-Baba and The Forty Democrats

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  5. The Soetoro Memorial House of Nobel and Falafel

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  6. 'Mosq-ito'

    Definition: blood sucking parasite capable of spreading a number of diseases - some deadly.

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  7. Mosque-ow On the Hudson

    WTC Mosque & Flight School

    The Rub Americans Noses In Crap Mosque

    Salt In The Wound Mosque

    The If At First You Don't Succeed Try Again Mosque

    Victory Mosque

    Park Place Mosque & Control Tower

    Spit In Your EyeMam Mosque

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  8. Anonymous1:30 AM

    ITT (Islamic Terrorist Training) Tech
    G. Haddi's
    Burlington IED Factory
    My, My, My, My Sharrrria
    Islamic Sensitivity Center

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  9. BROOKLYN2:55 AM

    LOL !

    "10. The Gorelick & Clarke Building"

    How about "We Tried in 1993, and thanks to the Clintons, were able to succeed in 2001 - Mosque"

    'Mosq-ito' is pretty funny.

    I like the "Pelosi-Reid-Obama-Clinton Memorial Mosque - Thanking The Insane, Weak, Incompetent, Dishonest Democrats Who Enable The Very Worst (PS: By the way, when are you Democrats going to 'kill' that Patriot Act so us poor Militant Muslims can PREY in peace)"

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  10. Anonymous4:39 AM

    The When Pigs Fly Mosque
    The Shariah Spa and Harem
    The Salted Wound Observatory
    The Trojan Horse Mosque
    The Dhimmi Sanctum
    The Bin Laden International House of Uproarious Laughter
    The Obama Albatross
    The Religion of Pieces Plaza
    The United Nation’s Little Buddy Bungalows
    The New DNC Headquarters
    The Harb Istinzaf Community Renewal Project

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  11. Anonymous9:05 AM

    A) The Taqiyyah Mosque

    Taqiyyah means lie or deceive in Arabic.

    B) The Mosqarade

    C) The House of Exploding Kitman

    Kitman is another arabic term for lie or deceive.

    D) The Shi'te Hole

    E) The Dhimmi Dome

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  12. KHP8149:19 AM

    I think the Imam's own characterization is best: the D'awa Mosque. Dawa is recruiting for Islam. Evil loves to tell you in advance what will be done. Remember 'fundamental change for America'? On a final note, for all your liberal friends peeing themselves over conservative religious intolerance, ask them why St. Nicholas church (Greek Orthodox) which stood almost between the WTC towers, has not been given permission to rebuild in NINE YEARS??? Tolerance for Wahabi is exactly the same a tolerance for a rabid dog in your kitchen.

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  13. Anonymous9:43 AM

    St Dhimmi's

    The Ra'uf is on Fire Mosque

    Jihad Me at Allahu Akbar Mosque

    To Mock a Killing Field Mosque

    The Twin Cowards Mosque

    Taqiyyah Sunrise Mosque

    Dhimmi Wonderland Mosque


    Call me Lennie

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  14. Anonymous9:59 AM

    NB: Call me Lennie is Anonymous poster's name, not a suggested Mosque name. if I wanted to go that way, I'd have gone with

    Call me Ishmael's Tool Building

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  15. Anonymous10:18 AM

    3,000 and counting...

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  16. The Sayd Qutb House of Pancakes

    Ibn Tamiyya Coliseum Mosque

    Abbatoir Viewhouse Mosque

    The Mosque at 10379 (the floors the planes hit on the buildings)

    Qaeda Kudos Mosque

    The 200 Sbarros Mosque

    4000 Missing Jews Mosque

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  17. Anonymous10:56 AM

    (More Lennie)

    Subjugated State Building

    Iraqofeller Center

    Dhimmitry United Church

    Mohammedan Square Garden (because after all it's not really a mosque; it's a rec center)

    Downtown Prostration Club

    Cathedral of St Bloom The Supine

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  18. Osama's & Obama's playground!

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  19. Anonymous12:15 PM

    Bloomberg's IED

    Obama's Landmine

    Allah's Sole House

    Sole as in bottom of shoe or foot

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  20. Anonymous1:47 PM

    A few names to illustrate just how far away two North to South New York City blocks actualy is (528 feet)

    The Tiger Woods 9 iron Shot Away From Ground Zero Mosque

    The Mickey Mantle Single Home Run Blast Away From Ground Zero Mosque

    The Usain Bolt 15.46 Second Sprint Away From Ground Zero Mosque

    The 204 Second Brisk Walk Away From Ground Zero Mosque

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  21. Mosque Ado About Nothing

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  22. NotBornInKenya5:45 PM

    World Traitor Center

    Taqqiya Bell

    Burlington Turncoat Factory

    Son Of The Mosque

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  23. DancesWithGreyWolves6:01 PM

    A Wing And A Prayer Mosque

    No Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll Center

    Waterboardwalk & Park Place Mosque

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  24. 500,000NewJobsAMonth6:11 PM

    Missing Persians Bureau

    Imam & Pop Shop

    Between Iraq & A Hard Place

    Wonderamadan

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  25. Anonymous2:00 AM

    New al Qaida Headquarters

    We Won Mosque

    Victory House Mosque

    King Obama's Mosque

    The New WTC (World Terror Council) Mosque

    New Democratic/Islamic National Committee Headquarters/Mosque

    Pigs Aren't Us Mosque

    Crash Central Mosque

    Two Down Mosque

    3,000 Less Infidels Mosque

    You Asked For It Mosque

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